The 127 Very Best Fish Puns

The 127 Very Best Fish Puns

Whale-o there! Are you a fish lover who can’t think about anything else but fish?  

With so many types of fish in the world, there are numerous clever puns that you can find about fish. Fishes can be hilarious too! 

So, if you like fishing, are a fisherman, or fancy good seafood this is the right place for you. 

We have you cod-ered with this gill-iant collection of fish puns jokes.


Best Fish Puns

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Seems a bit fishy to me.

Not bad, cod do better…

It’s a great oppor-tuna-ty!

Cod I borrow you for a few minutes?

I’m hooked!

Thank cod you’re here.

I’m waiting for someone else to mussel in on this now.

Nope, I never said any fin!

This is a big issue a-monk fishermen.

OMC- Oh my cod!

Oh for cod’s hake, leave me alone! 

Don’t listen to them, I think you’re fin-tastic!

Any fin is possible is you believe it!

Who wants to place a bait?

I will be with you for a krill-ion years.

Salmon, call 911!

Please, stop with those fishcious rumors.

Seriously, you’re krilling me!

We whaley need to be serious now.

Oh, what a load of carp.

The way they handled that is a-trout-cious.

Cod you pass me the sugar, please?

Best fishes on your anniversary!

This is fin-teresting topic.

Get trout of here.

I had so much fin while scuba diving!

He’s skating on fin ice.

I’m in love with salmon else.

Carp-e diem!

DJs know how to drop that bass.

Cod, that was eely, eely bad!

Stop sharking your responsibilities and get the job done.

Holy Carp! We’re only halfway through the week!

I’m waiting for someone else to Mussel in on this game.

It doesn’t get any Betta than this.

Keep your friends close and your Anemones closer.

Let’s make this o-Fish-all!

Damn, you’re so so-Fish-ticated!

Salmon had to say it.

I’m in a hard Plaice.

You Betta believe it!

You don’t have to be a brain Sturgeon to figure it out.

Codn’t you hear me?

I am a pacifisht, I don’t believe in war.

Can’t believe I met you. I’m your biggest fin!

Is this boat turbot-charged?

This is sardinely an excellent job. Congratulations!

I’ve got a bad eeling about this…

A friendly wrassetle is always good fun.

We’ve got one oppor-tuna-ty to make a change! 

Oh, for heaven’s hake!

Cod this be any punnier?

Fish better have my money!

You are pain in the bass.

You should know betta.

That joke was a bit koi.

Let minnow if you need some help.

Everyone just clam down now.

I really believe that to the bottom of my sole.

I fish upon a star.


Best Fish Pun Jokes

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What do you call a fish who never gets into fights? A pacifisht.

How do you become an entrepreneur in the ocean? You start on a small scale!

What does grandma fish teach to its grandchildren? The end of a hook is the point of no return.

What is the most famous quote in the ocean? Keep your friends close and your anemones closer. 

Why do oysters go to the gym? It’s good for mussel.

What grade did the fish took on his literature class? A sea plus.

How do fish weight their groceries? With their own scales.

What’s the fastest transport mean on the ocean? A seahorse.

How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles.

What kind of family gatherings do fish usually have? BBQ gills.

What the first musical instrument a fish learns at school? The bass drum.

What did the fish astronomer say? The universe is in-fin-ite.

What is written on fish dollar bills? In cod we trust.

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Who is the silliest of all fish? A dumb bass.

Why was the dolphin feeling so disgruntled? He couldn’t find his porpoise.

What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

Where do fish go to borrow money? A loan-shark.

What do you call a fish that goes to Hollywood? A Starfish.

Why was the fish embarrassed? Because he saw the boat’s bottom.

What did fish use Tinder? To find a gill-friend.

Why do fish swim in schools? Because they can’t walk.

What do fish use when they are going deaf? A herring aid.

What did Dory say when she lost her way? – Oh dam!

Where do fish deposit their cash? In a river bank.

What is a famous polite word amongst fish? Tanks!

What do fish say when they are about to get married? It’s oh – fish – ial. 

Why did the fish do bad at math? Because it was below sea level.

How do you make a goldfish age? Take out the G and Fish!

What do fish learn in school? Numbers are in-fin-ite.

What did the dentist say to the super-anxious shark? Jaws relax.

What do fish say in the cinema? Perch- ance is this seat taken? 

What did the krill say to his gill-friend? There’s some-fin special about you!

What do fish parent hope their child becomes when they grow up? A sturgeon.

How do fish encourage their college kids? Any fin is possible, just don’t trout yourself!

What kind of fish would Michael Jackson be? A starfish.

Why do fish love the lottery? Because it’s a great oppor-tuna-ty! 

Why aren’t DJs allowed to work at the office? Because they always drop the bass. 

Which fish is holy? Angel Fish.

What hobby does a fish have? Salmon says.

Why were the fish crashing with each other? They’re having trouble sea-ing.

Why should you fall in love with a blowfish? Because they are always getting re-puffed. 

What do fish do when their boss walks by? They look e-fish-ent. 

What does the dealer fish say in the casino? Anyone else wants to raise the bait? 

What did the fish say to his angry girlfriend? It is neither the time, nor the plaice for this. 

What did the fish said to his friend when he ate a bate? I’m fin-ished.

What do fish say in a stand-up comedy? Dear Cod, I laughed so hard! 

What did the trout detective say? There’s something fishy going on here!

How did the fish create a startup? He was reely good at findraising.

Why did everyone leave the concert? Because that fish was out of tuna. 

What do gill-friend tell her boyfriend? Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get caught.

How do you make fish remain calm in case of disaster? Everyone just remain clam right now!

What do you say to a fish with trust issues? You Betta believe it. 

Why did that fish crashed? He was fishually impaired! 

Why don’t fish play basketball? Because, they’re really scared of the net.

Why do the fish sing so well? Because they use Autotuna.

What do fish said to his girlfriend on a date? Oh you are so sofishticated. 

What’s the funniest fish in the ocean? Clownfish! 

How do lovers communicate in the ocean? They use a shell-phone. 

What do you tell a fish when it is overreacting? You need to clam down.

Johana Dhami

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