Aloe there! Are you looking for a little bit of fun with the garden? We have gathered a few funny plant puns that you can use in your daily life. Here are a few ways you can incorporate them:
You can write them into a postcard. This would be the best personalized idea for a crazy plant lover.
Secondly, you can create some DIY home décor. Instead of buying gifts online, you can create them on your own.
You can use plant puns in your Instagram caption. If you are a plant mom or dad, you probably post a lot of pictures of your plants in your Instagram feed, so feel free to add our puns as a caption.
Jump into our list of plant puns to put a smile on your friends and family’s face.
Plant puns
What happens when a plant tries to add you on social media? You get a fern request.
What did the young plant say to the old plant? Ok, bloomer.
Does anyone know a good place where I can buy a fern? Asking for a frond.
What makes some plants better at math than others? Square roots!
Why did the lettuce close its eyes? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why wouldn’t the plant date the other? They didn’t want no shrubs!
What’s the saddest plant? A weeping widow!
Pot it like it’s hot.
How do plants practice self-care? They try to weed out unnecessary drama!
Why were the plants sad? All dressed up and nowhere to grow.
What must plants drink responsibly? Root beer!
Why couldn’t the fern get back in shape? It couldn’t stick to a root-ine.
Can you come over? Sorry, I can’t. I have plants.
What do you call a plant grown using electricity? A power plant.
Bye, I am leaving now! I will seed you later!
How does that song go? Fern down for what!
Let me plant one on ya!
Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.
Why are you leaving? Fennel I see you again?
What’s the laziest plant? The ZZ plant!
Flower puns
— Plant puns about flowers
What’s a gardener’s favorite type of trousers? Ones with turnips.
What message do the plants send the farmer each day? “I love you a lily more each day!”
What did the boy tell to the girl? “If you were a flower, you’d be a damn-delion.”
Hey, how is it going? “Every daisy is better because of you.”
What did the bee buzzed to the flowers? “I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.”
How do you know flowers are capable of kissing? They have tulips.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder? “He just wants somebudy to love.”
What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle? “They rose.”
My wife told me I planted the wrong flowers. “Oopsie daisy!”
What’s the best flower for a boy to give his mom for Mother’s Day? “Son-flowers of course!”
How do flowers motivate each other? I’m rooting for you!
How did the flowers survive so long without water? They really rose to the occasion!
What does a romantic flower say to her lover? Not a daisy goes by where I don’t think about you.
I love it when you call me big poppy.
What’s a flower’s favorite band? Guns n’ Roses.
What does a kid say to his mother on Mother’s Day? I’m proud to be y-orchid!
What did the firefighter say to the plant? Iris my life to save you.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink? Rosé.
What do you call a grandpa flower? Poppy.
What happens to a flower when it’s shy? It turns rosy!
What is a rose’s favorite line? I like big buds and I cannot lie.
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Hello, my name is Johana; I love writing articles about different topics and creating content for social media. When I am not creating content, you can find me hiking, drinking some good coffee on AM hours or wine in PM hours while listening to some house music.
Hello, my name is Johana; I love writing articles about different topics and creating content for social media. When I am not creating content, you can find me hiking, drinking some good coffee on AM hours or wine in PM hours while listening to some house music.