The 82 Very Best Food Puns

The 82 Very Best Food Puns

Food is much more than just survival, eating brings people close. Cooking as a family or with friends bonds us because we share our culture and heritage through food. Sharing a meal brings people together and allows us to make friends. Being able to make a dish and split it with people that you value is one of the most universal concepts of love and it leads to the roots of our survival. What makes food so special is that it is at the center of all cultures and family gatherings.

Understanding the importance and the value that food brings in our lives we also found a new way to connect with your friends and family through food puns jokes. Food puns are often the funniest and they can be used in your everyday life. Are you looking for the next food pun to use while you are with your friends having some dinner? Check out our collection of funny jokes about food. Enjoy it!


82 Yummy But Funny Food Puns

You’re my soy mate! 

You did a grape job!

It was nice meating you! 

My heart beets for you!

You are pearfect 

Oh crepe! 

You’re increpable! 

Soda-rn cute! 

Avo Good Day!

You’re the wine that I want!

Time fries when I’m with you 

I donut know what I’d do without you 

Oh crab, it’s Monday !

You’re berry cute!

In queso you didn’t know, you’re awesome! 

You’re barbe cute!

You make my heart, skip a beet

You’ve got a peach of my heart!

We make a great pear! 

Peas be mine! 

I love you from my head tomates! 

I’m muffin without you! 

You’re cherry sweet! 

Nothing is impastable!

Spread hap-pea-ness!

I’ve bean thinking of you a latte! 

I’m so egg-cited I could egg-splode! 

Life is full of endless pastabilities! 

I’m your number one flan! 

You’re my butter half! 

It’s getting hot in here, so take off all your cloves! 

Muffin compares to you! 

Absolutely spec-taco-lar! 

Find your inner peas! 

You’re pearfect! 

Lettuce celebrate! 

Peach for the stars!

Keep calm and curry on! 

You’re simple the zest!

That’s what cheese said 

Brie mine

I’m a little chili 

Frien-chip goals! 

Everything happens for a raisin! 

Everyday I’m brusselin’ 

Good chives only 

Don’t go bacon my heart

Juice be yourself! 

I’m so grapeful for you! 

I’m nuts for you!

Words cannot express hummus I love you

You’re my all thyme favorite!

This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate

I am tortellini in love with you

One in a melon!

Feel butter soon! 

Time fries when I’m with you! 

A penne for your thoughts! 

Soda think you can help me out? 

It’s okay to make mis-steaks! 

She believed she could, sushi did! 

Take it cheesy 

And they lived apple-ly ever after 

Hold this until lime ready 

I don’t know our relationship status, there are too many blurred limes

You hold the kiwi to my heart

Are you kiwi-ing me?

Don’t give into pear pressure 

I’m feeling a little melon-choly

You’re plu-believable!

If you love him, don’t let that mango!

I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate

Kale-fornia love

Good work, we’re raising your annual celery

Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom

Life doesn’t get Feta than this

I miss you, let’s ketchup sometime

I get so cornfused sometimes 

You’re the raisin I smile

You are shrimply the best!

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Your Bonus Cooking Puns 

Since you stayed with our list of food puns until here, we offer you 10 bonus puns for your next cooking joke. 

You bake my heart happy 

Life is what you bake it 

Just roll with it 

Don’t flip out 

Don’t be afraid to take whisks 

Just beat it!

Rolling with my homies

Don’t go baking my heart 

Chop it like its hot 

Bake it till you make it

Now try to memorize some of those food puns and throw the best jokes on the table next time you’re with friends or family!

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Johana Dhami