The 46 Very Best Mushroom Jokes

The 46 Very Best Mushroom Jokes

Whether you love them or hate them, you can’t deny that mushrooms are food for thought! Derived from a type of mould? Surely they shouldn’t taste good! And yet mushrooms are one of the most delicious and varied foods around, there’s so many different types that there’s bound to be one for pretty mush everyone!

And when it comes to telling jokes, mushrooms never fail to impress! Have you ever been at a dinner party and wanted to ‘woo’ the crowd but didn’t know how? Well, next time why not try a good mushroom pun? We guarantee that with these mushroom jokes it won’t be long before everyone to realise what a fun-gi you are!

So pull up a (toad)stool and get ready to read these 50+ mushroom jokes that will leave you wanting spore!

The Fung-iest Mushroom Jokes

1. What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup?

We are the champignons!

2. Where do baby mushrooms grow before they are born?

In the mushwomb!

3. Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom?

Because shiitake too much!

4. Knock knock

Who’s there?


Mush who?

Mush you always ask so many questions?

5. What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding?

I love you so mush-groom!

6. Why did the mushroom get stuck in traffic on the way to work?

Because it was mush-hour!

7. Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball?


8. I didn’t used to like mushrooms, but after a while they grew on me.

9. What is a mushroom’s favourite hobby?


10. What do you get if you cross a harbour and a chime?

A porto-bello!

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11. Where did they bury King Oyster Mushroom after his death?

In a mushtomb!

12. Why didn’t the mushroom enter the weightlifting competition?

Because he said he wasn’t stroganoff!

13. What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel?

A shroom with a view, please!

14. Why did the fungi family have to get rid of their old toilet?

Because there wasn’t enough flush-room!

15. What is a mushroom child’s favourite bedtime story?

Fungus the bogeyman!

16. Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes?

In their porch-ini!

17. What do polite mushrooms say?

Thank you very mush!

18. Why couldn’t the mushroom get into the over 18’s disco? 

He wasn’t mould enough!

— 19th of 46 Mushroom Jokes

19. What is the world’s deadliest fungus?

A mushroom with an axe!

20. What is Harry Potter’s favourite type of mushroom?

Magic mushrooms!

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21. When do mushrooms retire? 

When they get too mould!

22. What is a mushroom’s favourite London market?

Portobello Market!

23. What platform do mushrooms use for their video conferences?


24. What does the mushroom order from the fish and chip shop?

Mushy peas!

25. Why are mushrooms so good at their jobs?

Because they press all the ‘white buttons’!

26. What did the father mushroom say to the son mushroom before his first big trip?

The world is your oyster (mushroom!)

27. Knock knock

Who’s there?


Who’s there?

Enoki! Enoki mushroom!

28. What do mushrooms say when they want to change the TV channel?

“Pass me the buttons!”

29. A mushroom walks into a bar and the barman says “Sorry, we’re closed cup!”

30. What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room?

You’re in big truffle young man!

31. Why was the mushroom in such a bad mould?

Because he was a spore-loser!

32. What lullaby do parent mushrooms sing to their babies?

Mush little baby, don’t say a word…

33. Why did the mushroom break up with her boyfriend?

Because he was toxic!

34. What do the breaded mushrooms do when they drop their crumbs all over the floor? 

Clean the floor with the mush-broom!

35. Doctor Doctor, I feel like garlic mushrooms!

The tapas place down the road do some great ones!

36. Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm?

He stole the toads-tool.

37. What did the mushroom say when his friend thanked him for his help?

“No worries, that’s what friends are spore!’

38. What are the best mushrooms to have with a ‘Jacket’ potato?


39. Why did the kid not eat the mushroom he found in the forest?

Because it was poisonous, duh!

40. What doesn’t Miss Mushroom like in a relationship? 

When a (fun)gi gets too mushy!

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41. What is a mushroom’s favourite meal?

Spore ribs!

42. Why did the mushroom need time off work?

Because he was fried.

43. What is the best dish to bring to a fungus Halloween party?

Scream of mushroom soup!

44. Why didn’t the fungi want to go on a second date with the mushroom girl?

Because she had no morels!

45. What does the mushroom wear on her head in the shower, sun or sea?

A cap!

46. How do you tell a mushroom to be quiet?


Bonus Mushroom Jokes

47. What sound does Toad’s car make in Mario?

Shroom shroom!

48. How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad?

It was just a spore of the moment decision!

49. What was the mushroom’s dying wish?

I don’t want to be buried, I want to be cremini-ted!

50. What is a teddy bear’s favourite type of mushroom?


Some Mushroom Puns

I have so mushroom in my heart for you.

I’m a really fungi.

I have high morel standards.

Shiitake happens.

Get well shroom.


Have fun guis

Thanks for reading, we hope you’d liked these mushroom jokes as mush as we enjoyed making them! And as for feedback, well, we can’t really see there being mushroom for improvement! 

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