55 Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock who’s there? Fun! Everybody loves good knock knock jokes. They’re a riddle, and a joke all in one wrapped up with a practical joke.

Ask your teacher, knock knock, I “I did a p” and saw if you can persuade them to say, “I done a p who,” in front of the whole class. Be careful if you embarrass your teacher enough you might get detention.

If you’re a little bit older, why not try it out on your boss at work?

These are 50 brand new and the best knock knock jokes. So just remember all you have to do is ask your victim,

knock-knock

Then wait for them to say,

who’s there?

Tell them the answer, and when they add who on end, then you’ve got your punchline, laughs, and maybe some red faces?

Just be very careful if someone comes up to you and says, “knock-knock.”

 

55 Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nina Tent
Nina Tent who?
Let’s play Mario!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Int
Int who?
In to your house is where I want to be.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wand
Wand who?
Want to come answer the door already!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doorbell repairman.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
No bell
No bell who?
No bell that’s why I knocked

 

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Reed
Reed who?
I’ve got to redo it? Ok knock knock

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ash
Ash who?
It sounds like you’re catching a cold.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
GrayZ
GrayZ who?
A grayz who mixed up kid!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Settle down, cowboy!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hail
Hail who?
Hail who to you to!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alice who
Alice who?
A list of reasons you should let me in.

 

Best Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who who
Who-who-who?
Santa is that you?

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dinj
Dinj who?
Dinjwho hears me ringing the bell.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there
My fell
My fell who?
My fell who Americans lend me your ears

 

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sh
Shwho?
Well I’ll go then!

 

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
No bell.
No bell who?
Well you win the prize!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A kish
A kish who?
But I hardly know you!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dumder dumder d
Dumder Dumbder d who?
Thanks for the dramatic music.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cuck
Cuck who?
Is it spring already.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bamb
Bamb who?
Are we making furniture again?

 

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Skid
Skid who?
Is it snowing?

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vindal
Vindal who?
Great my dinners here!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pell
Pellwho?
Thanks my necks sore.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chell
Chell who?
I’ve got a violin lets play some music!

 

Good Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock knock
Who’s there
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks I’m allergic

 

Knock knock
Whos’ there?
Mill
Mill who?
Yes I was feeling very calm.

 

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Didjeri
Didjeri who?
Make noise like a didgeridoo

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bally
Bally who?
Stop making such a fuss!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peekab
Peekab who?
There you are!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tat
Tat who
No thanks I’m beautiful enough

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shh
Shh who?
Fine I’ll go then!

 

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wazz
Wazz who?
What’s up?

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shamp
Shamp who?
Thanks my hair was kind of dirty.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Keel
Keel who?
Sorry we only do pounds and ounces.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
I prefer Google.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toodle
Toodle who?
But I just got here!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Reed
Reed who?
Knock knock

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Potate
Potate who?
Well I say potarto lets call the whole thing off

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bella
Bella who?
Come In!!!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester friend who wants to come in.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arr
Arr who?
Run little piggies there’s a wolf

 

Funny Knock Knock Jokes

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Until
Until Who?
Until you wipe your feet you’re not coming in.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police open up!

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for opening the door.

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone and stop knocking the door.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Burgle
Burgle who?
Burgle somebody else’s house I’m clearly home.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben ringing your doorbell, now I’m knocking the door.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Earl
Earl who?
Ear’ll be back.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jam
Jam who?
Jam mind stop asking questions and open the door.

 

Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ferdie
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open the door.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Brian
Brian who?
I’ve been Brian the bell please open the door.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fole
Fole who
Open the door and follow me.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes you left them outside.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Invest
Invest who?
Invest, in scarf, in gloves, its freezing open the door.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wife
Wife who?
No, I just really like manga.

 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Till
Till who?
Tell everybody!

 

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