The Best 84 Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

What’s better than the innocent humor of a child? Absolutely nothing! There’s something magical about those spontaneous moments when your kid shares a joke right before bed or during a long car ride. Whether they’re at a sports event, joking with friends, and you catch that ultimate knock-knock joke, it’s sure to break down the proverbial ‘door’ with laughter.

Enjoy our selection of jokes, because nothing beats a good knock-knock joke that’s sure to have even the most serious sales rep at your door rolling on the floor faster than a porch pirate snatching your packages.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Europe!
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting c…
MOO!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey Dew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna dance!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
You don’t have to cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’re hungry.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yodelahee.
Yodelahee who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ellie.
Ellie who?
EllieCopter.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Soup.
Soup who?
Souperman.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alec!
Alec who?
Electricity. BUZZ!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel…that’s why I knocked!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
Hey, you can yodel!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you’re excited, too!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you were an owl.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help right now!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out now?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Look, right there.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Maybe some day you’ll recognize me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink. I need to use it!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thermos.
Thermos who?
Thermos be a better way to get to you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Actually, it’s to whom.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Candice snack be eaten?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is stuck. Open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream.
Ice Cream who?
Ice Cream so you can hear me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Give me your money!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
Nah, I’m more into almonds.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
I mustache you a question.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish.
Amish who?
Really? You don’t look like a shoe!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andrew.
Andrew who?
Andrew a picture!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new toy!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
A man da fix your door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a hug if you open this door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
No, it’s kangaroo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Viper.
Viper who?
Viper nose, it’s running.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, car go BEEP BEEP!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Impatient cow.
Impatient cow who?
Mooooo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I forgot.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor you let me in or I’ll climb through the window.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Somebody too short to ring the doorbell!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain later!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita use the bathroom please open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t let me in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
‘Ben knocking for 10 minutes!’ Sadie magic word and I’ll come in!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me get inside?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I don’t knock on random doors, but I had to meet you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD person on your doorstep?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us, so open it!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You didn’t remember me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain later!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don’t know who you are?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a text. Did you get it?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold outside!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Imma.
Imma who?
Imma getting older waiting for you to open up!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell. I’ve been knocking forever!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money please.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbot.
Abbot who?
Abbot you don’t know who this is!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goliath.
Goliath who?
Goliath down, you looketh tired!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beets.
Beets who?
Beets me!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon some cookies in there? Smells delicious!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray D.
Ray D who?
Ray D or not, here I come!