The 55 Very Best Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

Much like “the chicken that crossed the road”, “knock knock” jokes have long been a staple of the joke telling world.

From our childhood to teenage years, then into adulthood, these gems are responsible for a lot of laughter and a few pity chuckles. Below is a graduated list of adult themed dirty knock knock jokes. There are 55, which is just 14 shy of 69 (see what I did there?).

Enjoy!

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock knock,
who’s there?
master,
master who,
master baiter

2. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Oxlong

3. Knock knock,
who’s there?
fire!,
fire who?
It’s not that bad,
I just need someone to blow me

4. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Pat, Pat who?
Pat Myas

5. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the seamstress,
the seamstress who?
I’m just trying to get the carpet to match the drapes

6. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana lay you

7. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the waitress,
the waitress who,
I just needed the tip

8. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme

9. Knock knock,
who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position

10. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Anus

11. Knock knock,
who’s there?
lover,
lover who?
it’s me,
how many lovers do you have?

12. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Weiner

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13. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job

14. Knock Knock,
who’s there?
Black Beard,
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the Pirate because I got that booty

15. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the dentist,
the dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.

16. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tag, tag who?
I thought you said you wanted to be chaste

17. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana have a good time

18. Knock knock,
who’s there?
toot toot,
toot toot who?
no one,
I was actually just motorboating

19. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Justin,
Justin who?
Justin time for something naughty

— 20th of 55 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

20. Knock knock,
who’s there?
I’m poor knee,
I’m poor knee who?
I guess we have to do something about that

21. Knock knock,
who’s there?
I’m stuck up here,
I’m stuck up here who?
I just need someone to get me off

22. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who,
OK but just this once

23. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dover,
Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll show you

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24. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who?
you…

25. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!

26. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Olive Juice,
Olive Juice who?
Oh, I love you too!

27. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Cam,
Cam who?
Camel toe, can I borrow some pants?

28. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ben Her,
Ben Her who?
Ben her over and I’ll take it from there

29. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tex,
Tex who?
It Tex two to tango

30. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Juicy,
Juicy who?
juicy that lady’s rack?

31. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Willie,
Willie who?
Willie Stroker or should I?

32. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dixie,
Dixie who?
His Dixie Normous

33. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Jack,
Jack who?
I’m the Jack Goff

34. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Litoris

35. Knock knock,
who’s there?
How could you forget my name after last night?

36. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Interrupting turrets,
interrupting turr…“$h!t!”

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37. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh Jass

38. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh G. Rection

39. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Phil,
Phil who?
Phil McKrackin

— 40th of 55 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
40. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Alpha,
Alpha who?
Alpha Q.

41. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Child dress,
child dress who?
Well I didn’t want to make you an adultress

42. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Balsac

43. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Craven,
Craven who?
Craven Moorehead

44. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Bo,
Bo who?
Bo Nerr

45. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Jenny,
Jenny who?
Jenny Talia

46. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tess,
Tess who?
Tess Tickles

47. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Gordon,
Gordon who?
Gordon Rams Me

48. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Kimmy,
Kimmy who?
Kimmy head

49. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Salt,
Salt who?
Salt T. Nuts

50. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dill,
Dill who?
Dill Dough

51. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Taj,
Taj who?
Taj Maddick

52. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Anita,
Anita who?
Anita P. Ness

53. Ding dong,
who’s there?
I would have knocked but the doorbell was at waist height

54. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Erik,
Erik who?
Erik Shawn

55. Knock knock,
who’s there?
excuse me,
excuse me who,
nevermind,
I’ll just pull out

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