55 Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

Much like “the chicken that crossed the road”, “knock knock” jokes have long been a staple of the joke telling world. From our childhood to teenage years, then into adulthood, these gems are responsible for a lot of laughter and a few pity chuckles. Below is a graduated list of adult themed dirty knock knock jokes. There are 55, which is just 14 shy of 69 (see what I did there?).

Enjoy!

 

Dirty Knock Knock Jokes

 


1. Knock knock,
who’s there?
master,
master who,
master baiter

 

2. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Oxlong

 

3. Knock knock,
who’s there?
fire!,
fire who?
It’s not that bad,
I just need someone to blow me

 

4. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Pat, Pat who?
Pat Myas

 

5. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the seamstress,
the seamstress who?
I’m just trying to get the carpet to match the drapes

 

6. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana lay you

 

7. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the waitress,
the waitress who,
I just needed the tip

 

8. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Heywood,
Heywood who?
Heywood Jablowme

 

9. Knock knock,
who’s there?
please pray for,
please pray for who?
me, I can only do the missionary position

 

10. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry who?
Harry Anus

 

11. Knock knock,
who’s there?
lover,
lover who?
it’s me,
how many lovers do you have?

 

12. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Weiner

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13. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the mechanic,
the mechanic who?
I heard you wanted a rim job

 

14. Knock Knock,
who’s there?
Black Beard,
Black Beard who?
Black Beard the Pirate because I got that booty

 


15. Knock knock,
who’s there?
the dentist,
the dentist who?
I heard you had some cavities that needed filling.

 

16. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tag, tag who?
I thought you said you wanted to be chaste

 

17. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ivana,
Ivana who?
Ivana have a good time

 

18. Knock knock,
who’s there?
toot toot,
toot toot who?
no one,
I was actually just motorboating

 

19. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Justin,
Justin who?
Justin time for something naughty

 

20. Knock knock,
who’s there?
I’m poor knee,
I’m poor knee who?
I guess we have to do something about that

 

21. Knock knock,
who’s there?
I’m stuck up here,
I’m stuck up here who?
I just need someone to get me off

 

22. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who,
OK but just this once

 

23. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dover,
Dover who?
Ben Dover and I’ll show you

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24. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Can I come in?
Can I come in who?
you…

 

25. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Idaho,
Idaho who?
No! You da ho!

 

26. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Olive Juice,
Olive Juice who?
Oh, I love you too!

 

27. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Cam,
Cam who?
Camel toe, can I borrow some pants?

 

28. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Ben Her,
Ben Her who?
Ben her over and I’ll take it from there

 

29. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tex,
Tex who?
It Tex two to tango

 


30. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Juicy,
Juicy who?
juicy that lady’s rack?

 

31. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Willie,
Willie who?
Willie Stroker or should I?

 

32. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dixie,
Dixie who?
His Dixie Normous

 

33. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Jack,
Jack who?
I’m the Jack Goff

 

34. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Mike,
Mike who?
Mike Litoris

 

35. Knock knock,
who’s there?
How could you forget my name after last night?

 

36. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Interrupting turrets,
interrupting turr…“$h!t!”

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37. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh Jass

 

38. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Hugh,
Hugh who?
Hugh G. Rection

 

39. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Phil,
Phil who?
Phil McKrackin

 

40. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Alpha,
Alpha who?
Alpha Q.

 

41. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Child dress,
child dress who?
Well I didn’t want to make you an adultress

 

42. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Harry,
Harry
who?
Harry Balsac

 

43. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Craven,
Craven who?
Craven Moorehead

 

44. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Bo,
Bo who?
Bo Nerr

 


45. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Jenny,
Jenny who?
Jenny Talia

 

46. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Tess,
Tess who?
Tess Tickles

 

47. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Gordon,
Gordon who?
Gordon Rams Me

 

48. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Kimmy,
Kimmy who?
Kimmy head

 

49. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Salt,
Salt who?
Salt T. Nuts

 

50. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Dill,
Dill who?
Dill Dough

 

51. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Taj,
Taj who?
Taj Maddick

 

52. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Anita,
Anita who?
Anita P. Ness

 

53. Ding dong,
who’s there?
I would have knocked but the doorbell was at waist height

 

54. Knock knock,
who’s there?
Erik,
Erik who?
Erik Shawn

 

55. Knock knock,
who’s there?
excuse me,
excuse me who,
nevermind,
I’ll just pull out

 

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