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Mexicans are really funny. I mean, at birthday parties kids kick a paper donkey until it explodes candy. We love them. A world with no Taco Bell nor tequila sounds awful. Either you prefer puns, dark humor, dad jokes, or even science jokes, this is your list to laugh and make others laugh (or stop being your friend for such a bad pun) with anything related to Mexicans. Be ready for the ultimate, complete and hilarious 120+ Mexican jokes.
120 Funny Mexican Jokes:
Two Mexicans are talking while waiting for the bus. The bus arrives so one says to the other “we should TACOn the bus”
What did the Mexican doctor tell his patient? Be ready for a different Día de los Muertos this year
Why do Mexicans have Netflix? For Netflix and chili
How do you call a spider piñata? Piñatarantula
How do Mexicans pay taxes? With a piñatax
What is a burrito image with bad resolution? A blurrito
How is a dyslexic Mexican called? Dysmexic
Three Mexicans try to cross the border legally when the border guard sees only one of them has the correct papers. Only Juan crossed.
Why did the Mexican install a mousetrap? Tequila mouse
How do you call a Mexican spy? Agent GarCIA
What Greek God exists in Mexican culture? ChilAquiles
How do Mexican scientists measure matter? In moles
What is 6.022 x 10²³ in Mexico? The Avocado number
How do Mexicans sneeze? Quetzalquotle
How do Mexicans drink soda? In MexiCANS
How do you pay in Mexican stores? In MexiCASH
What is the best transportation in Mexico? In MexiCAR
How do you call a relaxed Mexican? MexiCALM
How is a Mexican slut called? María Hoesé
What is Santa Claus called in Mexico? Hohohosé
Why is Mexican ice cream spicy? Because it was chili in the freezer
How do you discuss something with a Mexican? You TACO-ver it
What’s the difference between a French and a Mexican? French say Oh lá lá, Mexicans say just Hola
What is the best way to pay in Mexico? With a Juan-time payment
What do you say to a nosey Mexican? That’s Nacho business
What is the best gift you can give to a Mexican tax preparer on his birthday? A piñatax
What is the most positive Mexican city? WE CANcun
In what part of Mexico do kangaroos live? Cancunroo
One Mexican told another: I need to tell you something important. So the other said: We should taco-bout it later
One Mexican is worried his girlfriend doesn’t answer so his friend tells him “Stop being all jalapeño head about this”
How do Mexicans laugh? Hahahalapeños
How do you know when a Mexican is being nosey? When he starts getting jalapeño business
Why you can’t trust a taco chef? Because they will spill the beans
What is the Mexicans favorite 90s band? Red hot chili peppers
What’s the difference between American hot dogs and Mexicans? Americans make hot dogs, Mexicans chili dogs
Why don’t Mexicans like high places? They have vertaco
Two Mexicans are hiding a dead body when they find that place is already used. One of them finds another spot “We should burrito-ver there”.
Name three Mexican bands: Juan Direction, Red Hot Chili Peppers, twenty Juan pilots
What is the name of the Mexican Mac&cheese version? Mac&Chili
Best Mexican Dj: Avichili
At what sport are Mexicans best? Border crossing
What is the name of Nintendo’s Animal Crossing in Mexico? Border Crossing
The best pop girl group song in Mexico is “Tijuana be my lover” by the Spice Girls
There’s a Spiderman character inspired in Mexico: Mary Jane
How did you know she was Mexican? Chili-terally told me she is
Why do Mexicans always have a wheel of cheddar? In queso-f emergencies
Why do Mexican phones smell like cheese? They use phone quesadillas instead of phone cases
Why did the Mexican give you his number? So you can taco-ver the phone
Why do Mexicans put a Justin Bieber photo in their quesadilla? Just-in queso
What is Shakira’s most famous song in Mexico? Waka Waka-mole
I participated in a car race in Mexico. My Carlos
Who is the richest man in Mexico? Jeff Pesos
I went to see a soccer match in Mexico. It ended tied Juan to Juan.
I traveled to Mexico in a boat. It was a Vera-Cruise
What do Mexican marines say to their superiors? Sea señor
What do Mexicans say when it is cold? Brrr-itos
I’m decided to visit Mexico before I die. I’ll go Juan way or another
The best Mexican characters in Star Wars were Juan Solo and Obi Juan Kenobi
Top Juan Direction songs include: Another Juan bites the dust, Somejuan like you, Taco chance on me, …Baby Juan more time, Somejuan you loved, and Juan way or another
A Mexican thinks his wife has an affair but she says he is the only Juan.
I visited my Mexican friend but when I knocked on the door it seemed there was no Juan there
They are looking for a Mexican actor. The post says “AnyJuan interested come to the audition this Monday”
There is a Mexican party. EveryJuan will be there.
That Mexican movie es Juanderful
The best part of the Mexican zoo were the penJuans
This Mexican guy won’t stop talking to me. I said “I’m nacho friend” but he doesn’t taco seriously
This Mexican place is awesome. It’s nachos another restaurant.
I said at a Mexican restaurant “My quesadilla has too much cheese”. Then the waiter said “O-Que, so that’s the way it is supposed to be”
“We could make a road trip to Mexico, you avocadon’t you?”
The uber driver was Mexican and didn’t speak any English. The whole way was guac-ward.
My Mexican girlfriend makes delicious quesadillas. Cheese a great cook
How do you call a Mexican ant? Immigr-ant
I took a sweater to my vacation to Mexico. It said it would be Mexi-cold and chili that week.
Why do Mexicans envy chicken? Because the chicken could cross the border
What is doing a Mexican with a Lamborghini? Playing GTA
Why couldn’t the Mexican actor get a role in the movie? The drug dealer was already taken
My last girlfriend married a Latino. Now she is M-EX-ican
I saw that on a Mexican website. Mexi.com
What is doing a Mexican with an iPhone? Running from the cops
How do you call a Mexican restaurant with live music? Mariacheese
What is Aztecs favorite sauce? Mayannaise
That Mexican show was spec-taco-lar
Where do Mexican geniuses live? Chili-con Valley
How do you call a pretty Mexican lady? Taco Belle
My favorite Disney princess is the Mexican pretty one, Taco Belle
I accidentally took a Mexican’s lunch at work. He told me “That’s nachos, it’s mine”
How do you call a Mexican cat? A Purrito
What did the Mexican ghost say to his victim? BOO-rrito
What did the Mexican duck say to the other? Quack-amole
Reading in Mexico is hard because they don’t have any books nor instructions, just Manuels
How do you call a Mexican with no car? Carlos
I fell in love with a Mexican. I thought she was single, but she is Mariad
Mexican literature has amazing novels like How Tequila Mockingbird
Mexican kids sing head, nachoulders, knees and burritoes, knees and burritoes
What is a disabled Mexican called? Mexican’t
If you want to order butter in Mexico just say “Hey man, tequila please”
What do you do when you see a Mexican running? Run after him and think what he could have stolen
Why do Mexicans dinner burrito and tamales in Christmas? To have something to unwrap
How do you call a silly Mexican? Chili
How to make a Mexican woman: put mayannaise, be sure cheese illegal and let chili for a couple hours
Why is the golden eagle in the Mexican flag? Because they want to be l-eagle
How do you call emergencies in Mexico? Nine Juan Juan
Did you hear about the Mexican version of Avengers? Thortilla is shorter while Hulk is painted with guacamole.
Did you hear about the Mexican astronaut? He went to spice in a MASA rocket
How is a Mexican dinosaur called? T-Mex
Why do Mexicans make inch-iladas? Because they are too short to make anything bigger
How do you find a Mexican in a crowd? Scream “the police is coming”
Why are Mexicans good in obstacle racing? They are used to run while jumping fences
Why don’t Mexicans pass geography? They don’t know where to draw the border between Mexico and USA
Why do Mexicans walk into every place like they own it? They probably built it or work cleaning it
Why do Mexicans avoid the cold? They are afraid of ICE (Immigrations and Customs Enforcement)
Why do Mexicans get sick easily? Because they are ill-legal immigrants
What is the difference between a notebook and a Mexican? A notebook has papers
The cops ask a Mexican to prove he is American so he starts singing: “Joseeee can you seeeee”
What is the difference between a Mexican product and an American product? One is made by a Mexican while the other by a Mexican immigrant
Why do Mexicans have huge gardens? To practice lawn mowing
My Mexican friend’s mom died. To make him feel better I tell him “mucho” every time I see him, it means a lot to him
The ICE made a plan to get all illegal Mexican immigrants together. No Juan escaped.
Why does the Mexican man take Xanax? For Hispanic attacks
What is Mexicans favorite Nordic god? Thortilla
What are Mexicans favorite mythologic gods? Je-Zeus, Thortilla, and A-pollo
How did the Mexican firefighter name his son? Hose A.
What do you call a Mexican taller than 5′? Maxican
What do you call a missing Mexican? Lo-st-pez
Where should you go in a Mexican building in case of fire? To the M-exit-co
How do you call a Mexican that scaped prison? The Juan that got away
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