The 60 Very Best Wine Puns

The 60 Very Best Wine Puns

It truly does not take much to fall in love with a glass of wine. Once that flawless bottle of rose, red or white blesses the taste buds, you will feel the need to raise the glass and capture some moments for Instagram.

So, for that, you will need wine puns for those interesting pictures. Whether you hate them or love them you have to admit there is something about the wine puns. 

So do not wait, grab a bottle of your favorite wine, maybe some cheese and have a glass of wine while you read these puns. While you do that make sure to pick your favorite and post a story of it with the wine. 

Or you can save some of your favorite puns for future when you drink with friends. It doesn’t matter if you prefer red, white or rose there is a pun for every taste.


60 Wine Puns So You Can Be On Cloud Wine

#1 Today’s forecast partly cloudy with 100% chance of wine.

#2 It’s Saturday the only decision you need to make is what type of wine to have.

#3 You had me at Merlot.

#4 Let’s go wine tasting on the couch.

#5 There is no crying in the vineyard but you can wine.

#6 It’s just another Merlot Monday.

#7 I don’t complain, I just wine.

#8 I do yoga to relax, just kidding I drink wine in my yoga pants.

#9 Wine is like duck tape, it fixes everything.

#10 I will always be your partner in wine!

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#11 Wine a little, laugh a lot!

#12 Great minds drink alike.

#13 On cloud wine.

#14 No wine left behind.

#15 Sip happens.

#16 This home runs on love, laughter and bottles of really cold wine.

#17 Oh, sweet child of wine.

#18 Stop and smell the rose.

#19 Love the wine you are with.

#20 Everything happens for a riesling, right?

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#21 Will you accept this rose?

#22 Another glass? Wine not?

#23 You are the wine that I want.

#24 Read between the wines.

#25 Time to wine down.

#26 You can’t sip with us.

#27 It doesn’t really matter if the glass is half empty or half full as long as there is room for more wine.

#28 Sip, sip, hooray!

#29 Adulting makes me wine!

#30 Feeling grape.

#31 You give me reasons to wine.

#32 Let’s re-wine this day, please.

#33 I woke up feeling wine.

#34 Some you wine, some you lose.

#35 Life is wine-derful!

#36 Sorry I’m tipsy, alcohol you later.

#37 I think we’re ferment to be together.

#38 This wine really cask a spell on me!

#39 Red my lips – we need more wine!

#40 Rose colored glasses.

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#41 I rose all day.

#42 The future is rose.

#43 Do not ask me why I love wine. I have my rieslings.

#44 I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.

#45 You’re wine in a million.

#46 I hear you like wine too. Grape minds think alike.

#47 You’re how old? Poor you! I mean, pour you a glass of wine!

#48 I left him on red!

#49 About to make some pour decisions.

#50 I need this vacation to help me un-wine.

#51 Chardon-hey!

#52 It’s wine o’clock somewhere.

#53 Sip me baby one more time.

#54 How Merlot can you go?

#55 Where there’s a will, there’s a rose!

#56 A wine hangover is a grape depression.

#57 If anyone tells you it’s too early drink wine… Unfriend them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life!

#58 I love romantic walks…to my kitchen… to get a glass of wine!

#59 I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my flawless dance moves and witty comebacks.

#60 I’ve learned to use relaxation and meditation to handle stress… Just kidding, I’m on my third glass of wine.


Additional Wine Puns So You Won’t Wine

  • They should put more wine in a bottle, so there’s enough for two people.
  • Wine gets better with age, I get better with wine.
  • Let’s drink some wine it’s really not good to keep things bottled up.
  • What a wine-derful world.
  • Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list, just so I can feel like I accomplished something.


To Sum Up

These puns will sure add to the fun on those days when you have wine. So, do not think too much pour yourself some wine and enjoy life.

Nadica Murdzeva

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