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Take a gander at this assortment of avian puns, they’re a real hoot.
Are you in need of some bird-brained fun?
If you love birds, puns, and especially puns about birds, perch yourself on the nearest chair and get ready for some winning wordplay about weavers, waterfowl, woodpeckers, and other winged wonders.
In this article, we let fly with a whole flock of full-fledged bird jokes and puns that will quack you up. We will start by getting all our ducks in a row with a large selection of egg-citing pun-based bird jokes, before moving along to a list of egg-ceptional bird puns and then ending off with a punny list of bird-related films, television shows and songs.
If you’re looking for cheep laughs just for a lark, read on without feather ado. These puns and jokes are for the birds.
Punny bird jokes you can parrot to your friends
Musical bird puns
What do you call birds who don’t know song lyrics?
Hummingbirds
Why didn’t The Eagles like to talk to the press?
They thought they were a bunch of vultures
Why didn’t Mozart like chickens?
Because they run around going ‘Bach Bach’
Medical bird puns
Why is it a bad idea to make an eagle sick?
It’s ill eagle
Why don’t ducks like going to doctors?
They’re a bunch of quacks
What’s the best way to avoid getting bird flu?
Getting emu-nized
Did you hear about the grumpy owl with an upset stomach?
He had irritable owl syndrome
Why did the pelican need to borrow money after seeing the doctor?
He had a massive bill
Political bird puns
Why was Donald Jaybird Trump knocked off his perch?
He tweeted too much
Why didn’t Birdie Sanders become president?
He was too left-wing
Why didn’t the goose believe everything she heard?
It was all propa-gander
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Pop Culture bird puns
Who is the one bird who doesn’t like tweeting?
Mark Zuckerbird
Why did Bran from Game of Thrones start acting strange?
He went Stark raven mad
Why did Batman’s sidekick go to jail?
He was caught Robin a bank
Bird puns for comedi-hens
Which bird roasts you?
A mockingbird
Which bird makes you laugh?
A comedi-hen
Naughty bird puns
Why did the rooster hang around the henhouse?
To pick up chicks
Why did the chicken and the egg go to bed?
To see which came first
Why do men go bird watching?
To see some tits
Why do women go bird watching?
To see some peckers
What did the birdwatcher say to the birdkeeper?
Show me your boobies
What do you call a bird who doesn’t spit?
A swallow
2 birds walk into a bar
Where do crows go for a drink?
A crowbar
Why do ducks go to bars?
To wet their beaks
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These bird puns may get you arrested
What did the gangster say to the parrot?
We have ways of making you talk
Why did the detective start bird-watching the chickens?
He suspected fowl play
What did the police rooster do to the thieving chickens?
He apre-hen-ded them
What happened to the chickens after they got arrested?
They became jail birds
Delicious bird puns
Did you hear about the man who stopped eating chicken?
He went cold turkey
Why should you avoid buying a funny chicken?
It may end up roasting you
Why did the turkey lie down in the roasting pan and pour butter over itself?
It was self-basting
Puns about famous birds
Which owl is known for being an escape artist?
Hoo-dini
Which bird won a Nobel Prize for Physics?
Stephen Hawk-wing
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Owl by myself
Did you hear about the owl with no friends?
He was owl by himself
What do you call party with only two crows?
Attempted murder
Why didn’t the rooster watch movies with his family?
He wasn’t into chick flicks
Bird puns about flying
How do you warn someone who has a duck flying towards him?
Duck!
Do birds practice flying?
No, they just wing it
Even the chicken found these crossing-the-road puns funny
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because he wasn’t chicken
Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?
It didn’t have the guts
Why did the chicken go through the PowerPoint presentation?
To get to the other slide
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side
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How do birds on a wire start a relationship?
They meet online
What kind of bird is the cleanest?
Dove
What do you call an elephant with a beak?
A pecky-derm
Why do Spanish ducks struggle in Lisbon?
They can’t speak Portu-geese
What does it sound like when the chickens make a noise?
Clucking terrible
What do you say when a turkey is irritating you?
Go pluck yourself
What is a female bird’s favourite thing to read?
Cawsmopolitan
Why is it hard to tell deceased birds apart?
They’re dead wingers
What was the dad bird annoyed with his lazy chick?
It wouldn’t leave the nest
What do you call a dry parrot?
Polyunsaturated
Where do you go if you want to swop birds?
The stork exchange
What happened to the bird who was too big to fit in with the flock?
He was ostrich-sized
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This list of bird puns will quack you up
- Better luck nest time
- Toucan play at this game
- I have no egrets
- Egg-citing
- Poultry in motion
- Im-peck-able
- That’s hawkward
- Three shrikes and you’re out
- It’s owl or nothing
- I’m a little bit egg-centric
- I hope you find our puns emu-sing
- Owl never give up
Movies for the birds:
- Apeckalypse Now
- Owl the king’s men
- Gone with the wings
- The Buzzard of Oz
- Lord of the Wings
- Puck to the Future
- Jurassic Squawk
TV shows for the birds:
- The Wire
- How I Pecked Your Mother
- Better Caw Saul
- Rook and Morty
- Pecks in the City
Songs for the birds:
- Squawk like an Egyptian (goose) – The Bangles
- Lost Caws – Billy Owlish
- WAP (Wrens and Parrots) – Cardi B(ird)
- Tweet It – Mike-owl Jackson
- Love the way you fly – Wreninem and Rihanna
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