100 Best Star Wars Dad Jokes

Prepare to discover the power of the light side, because the force is strong in this collection of Star Wars dad jokes. Don’t think you’re about to laugh like Jabba the Hutt’s right-hand creature Salacious Crumb? We find your lack of faith disturbing. We have looked in every corner of the Star Wars universe, from Coruscant to Tatooine, and found you only the best dad jokes that would even make Kylo Ren laugh. So enjoy, because the humor in this list is definitely not forced.

Star Wars Dad Jokes

What do Jedis say on the 4th of May?

May the 4th be with you.

What does Darth Vader celebrate the day after the 4th of May?

Revenge of the fifth

What do you call it when Chewbacca didn’t fix the hyperdrive properly?
A wookie mistake

Why did episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before episodes 1, 2 and 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What does a Jedi order at an Italian restaurant?
Only one cannoli

How does Darth Vader like his toast?
On the dark side

Why did Annakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side

What did the Jedi say to the sheep?
May the force be with ewe

How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes?
They single file to hide their numbers

Han Solo? But he’s with Chewbacca the whole time! More like Han Duo

Which droid always takes the long way around?
R2-Detour

Where did Rey buy her lightsaber?
At the Darth Mall

What does a Jedi use to open PDFs?
Adobe Wan Kenobi

What music does Admiral Ackbar listen to?
Trap

Never date a girl who doesn’t like Star Wars puns.
You’ll be looking for love in Alderaan places

How do you know when Darth Vader is near?
You can hear his theme music

What do you call a smuggler who’s frozen in carbonite?
A hardened criminal

Why was R2D2 angry?
They kept pushing his buttons

Why does Princess Leia tie up her hair?
So it doesn’t Hang So-Low

What did Yoda say to Luke when he gave him his first car?
May the Porsche be with you

Where did Luke get his cybernetic hand?
At the second hand store

What do you call a falcon that eats avocado toast?
A Millennial Falcon

What did Yoda ride around on as a child?
A do-cycle. Because there is no tri

Why don’t people eat wookies?
They’re Chewy

Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
He’s always making new friends

I miss you like a Stormtrooper misses … well, pretty much anything.

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at dinner?
Use the forks, Luke.

Where does Jabba get his dinner?
Pizza Hutt

Sticks and Clones may break my bones but Finn will never hurt me

Why do Twi’leks like to flip coins?
So that they can say ‘heads or tails’

What was Lando’s nickname when he was still learning to fly?
Chrashdo

What’s a Jedi’s favorite toy?
A yo-yoda

“I find your lack of steak disturbing” – Darth Vader at a vegan restaurant

What do Gungans keep stuff in?
Jar Jars

Why do Jedis make good doctors?
Because they have a lot of patients

Star wars pick-up line: I wanna Lando in your Calrissian

What do you call a Pirate Droid?
Arrrr-2 D2

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for his birthday?
He felt his presents

I am reading a great book about how to make things levitate through the force.
I can’t put it down.

What do you call a nervous Jedi?
Panicking Skywalker

Where do you find out about secrets in the Star Wars galaxy?
Wookie Leaks

What does Kylo Ren serve at a dinner party?
First hors d’oeuvres.

Why did Han Solo kill Limp Bizkit?
He did it all for the wookie

What’s Darth Vader’s favorite song?
When You Wish Upon A Death Star

How do you stir-fry on Endor?
With an e-wok

What did Yoda say to Grogu?
Cute you are, but when you are older, look like me you will

What’s Jar Jar’s favorite food
Miso soup

What happened when the dog attacked the Jedi?
He got Darth Mauled

What car does a Jedi drive?
A toy-Yoda

What’s Darth Vader’s least favorite hip hop act?
Jedi Mind Tricks

“Four, five, six, one, two, three…” – George Lucas counting at school

What do you call a grunge rocker who has gone over to the dark side?
Darth Vedder

What do you call someone who tries and fails to become a Jedi
An Obi Wannabe-Kenobi

Why doesn’t everyone find Sith jokes funny?
They’re a little on the dark side

When does a woman become a Jedi?
When she’s good and Rey-di

What happens when two Jedis don’t want to be married anymore?
They use divorce

What do you call it when a smuggler rocks out the guitar?
Han Solo

What’s the term for a female Mandalorian?
A Womandelorian

What does Princess Leia say when she needs help?
I could use a Han here!

What do you say to a Jedi in the US South?
May the force be with y’all

What do you call a bounty hunter from the US South?
Bubba Fett

Why can’t you email anything to a Jedi?
Because attachments are forbidden

What do you call a Jedi without an eye?
Jed

Why is Emperor Palpatine suing Nike?
He invented the slogan ‘Just Do It’

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K resolution?
HDMI

Who serves you at a dark side restaurant?
Darth Waiter

How does Darth get to the top of the Death Star?
In the Ele-Vader

Why is Yoda a good gardener?
He has green thumbs

Why should you never borrow money from Yoda?
He’s always short

Why doesn’t Yoda do geometry?
Because there is no triangle, only do angle

What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the Rodeo?
Use the horse, Luke

Where’s the best place in a galaxy far, far away to get a hot dog?
Admiral Snackbar

How is duct tape like the force?
It has a dark side, a light side and it binds the galaxy together

What do you do when you find yourself on the wrong side of the galaxy?
Get a Tatooine

What did Yaddle say to her boo?
Yoda only one for me

Why do so many people find Princess Leia attractive?
She has great buns

Is BB hungry?
No, BB-8.

Which Star Wars character retired from his job in Cloud City and moved to Florida?
Orlando Calrissian.

What do you call an invisible droid?
C-through-PO.

Which Star Wars movie do baseball players like the least?
The Umpire Strikes Back.

Why does everyone love Ewoks?
They’re Endor-able

My wife says she’ll leave me if I don’t stop making Star Wars jokes.
I said please don’t go. You’re the Obi-Wan for me.

Why are Death Star pilots sick of space battles?
They always end in a tie.

What do you call a Princess who only shops at Whole Foods?
Leia Organic

What sound do Yoda’s sheep make?
Dey go bah

How many stormtroopers does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Two: One to screw the bulb in, the other to shoot him and take the credit

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?
Obi-Juan Kenobi

What do you call it when two stormtroopers play chess?
Game of Clones

How did Luke spend his time in The Empire Strikes Back?
Hanging out and watching the Dagobah

What did Han say to Leia?
Please don’t make me go Solo

What is a clone trooper’s favorite band?
OneRepublic

What’s the temperature of a Taun-Taun?
Luke warm

The force is like anxiety. With me, always

The New Jedi Order are starting a band
It’s called Durron Durron

Why doesn’t Darth Plagueis ever catch a cold? He’s a Muun

Which Jedi became a rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.

How long has Anakin been evil?
Since the Sith Grade.

What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
The

Why didn’t Yoda smell?
He used de-Yoda-rant

What do you call a Jedi in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be.