Join us as we take a look at 50 Math puns and jokes that are guaranteed to make any Mathematician look like a Math-magician! Swap that same old boring Math lesson for an educational and fun laugh session with some wicked wordplay for Parents, Teachers and kids alike. If you want to impress your teachers, inject humour into a classroom and help develop young minds with humorous lessons or just be the funny person in every office, then these jokes and puns are perfect for every occasion. Humour can be an incredible way to learn for both young people and adults – it can help with memory skills and attention span, along with being great for motivation and reducing anxiety. What’s not to love about that?

Don’t go round in circles trying to learn new skills or be funny, *(that’s pointless anyway, get it?)* Just keep reading and tickle your rib cage with these 50 Math Puns and Wicked Wordplay Jokes!

**1. My son taught me algebra today.**

I guess people really CAN learn from their mistakes

**2. I tried to explain myself to a circle.**

It was pointless!

**3. What do amatuer farmers need?**

Pro-Tractors

**4. Why did the triangle get a date?**

Because he was acute-y

**5. Why don’t calculators go to heaven?**

Because they’re sin-ners

**6. I have geometry in all my display pictures**

Because they have acute angles

**7. I only became a Math teacher because**

I heard there would be Pi

**8. Despite being terrible at Math**

I’ve caused a lot of division

**9. ****Never fight with a 90 degree angle**

They’re always right!

** 10. My future supermodel wife and I are like parallel lines**

Because we’ll never meet!

** 11. Who’s in charge of Mathematics?**

The Ruler

** 12. My partner called me an obtuse triangle today**

Because I’m never right!

** 13. I cook all my food at 180 degrees**

But it always ends up on the floor

** 14. My doctor is really interested in my Math skills**

They said “Never multiply!”

** 15. I’m not big on Math**

But I LOVE takeaways!

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** 16. I always try and be the number 1**

That’s odd!

** 17. I always write on my desk during Math class**

Don’t worry though, it’s my tables

** 18. I tried learning about the circle of life**

It was pointless!

** 19. I love warm weather**

Anything below zero, is just negative

** 20. A lengthy divorce should really just be called**

Long division!

** 21. I bought an old TV just to watch Math videos**

The sound isn’t great, but di-vision is perfect

** 22. People are superstitious about the number 13**

That’s odd!

** 23. My farmer friend asked me to round up his 7 chickens**

I said “Okay, 10.”

** 24. I work the 1st and 3rd week of every month**

Because I only do odd jobs

** 25. Why is the number 1 friends with the number 6?**

Because it’s 2,3,4,5

** 26. Why was 2-4-5 scared?**

Because 2-4-6-8-10

** 27. Why does everyone love calculators?**

Because you can always count on them

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** 28. My son is 3**

But only to a good home!

** 29. I remember when my son was 1**

I love the carnival!

** 30. Half the world is on facebook, half the world isn’t**

And the other half are just terrible with numbers

** 31. My ex girlfriend said I look like a Math teacher**

Because I’m average!

** 32. What did the Math test say to the jigsaw?**

“You think you’ve got problems?”

** 33. Why is the number 7 so desirable?**

Because they’re in their prime

** 34. Why are the numbers 1 and 3 being together superstitious?**

Because they are an odd couple

** 35. What kind of underwear do fish wear?**

Algebra

** 36. What do you call a Maths teacher’s day off?**

Summers holidays

** 37. I count on my friends for everything**

They are like “Dude, just buy a calculator!”

** 38. When I heard about Henry the eighth, I thought**

“Where’s the rest of him?”

** 39. Why didn’t the number 20 want to break up?**

Because it’s too in tenths

** 40. Why doesn’t anyone get excited about statistics?**

They are just average!

** 41. What snakes are the best at Math?**

Pi-Thons

** 42. My hands grew to 30cm**

They are now feet

** 43. I tried teaching my son about decimals**

He didn’t get the point!

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** 44. What don’t Germans know?**

The square root of 81

** 45. What is the best part about ballet, according to the number 4?**

2×2’s

** 46. What’s every criminal’s favourite number?**

Three

** 47. I don’t understand the 7 deadly sins**

That’s odd!

** 48.What’s every Mathematician’s favourite pet?**

Adders

** 49. Can you guess every German person’s favourite number?**

9

** 50. What is every parent’s scariest number?**

The terrible 2’s

Thank you for reading our article, and hopefully you enjoyed reading it as much as we enjoyed writing it! Laughter gives us all the ability to brighten someone’s day, bring a smile to someone’s face or help to make the moulding of minds for the next generation of young people more fun. So take these jokes, share them with your friends, students, colleagues and family, and make people laugh for longer than it takes to say Pythagoras Theorem in its entirety!

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