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Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas holidays, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, many songs have been written about them and everybody loves them. It’s the time of the year that we spread love and smiles to everyone. Family and friends come together and spend time with merry and kindness. Of course, Christmas family dinners won’t be the same without good Christmas jokes.

So, I write for you 55 Christmas Knock Knock jokes for a good chuckle. I hope to crack a smile while you are reading these and make your loved ones to laugh more these days. Because you all deserve it.

 

54 +1 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes 2022 , For all Ages

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stitch
Stich who?
Stich who stole the Christmas

 

Knock, knock!
Who’ there?
Tits
Tits who?
Letits snow, letits snow.

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gabe
Gabe who?
Last Christmas I Gabe you my heart

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bella
Bella who?
Jingle Bella, jingle Bella, Oh

Next: Christmas Trivia Questions

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pam
Pam who?
Come they told me, pa rum pump um pum!

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Whiskam
Whiskam who?
Make my wiskam true

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Austin
Austin Who?
Fraustin the snowman

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Che
Che who?
Checks for presents underneath the tree!

 

— 10th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ape
Ape who?
Apresent for you

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
I wish you a Mary Christmas

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rain
Rain who?
Rudolph the red nose raindeer

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
Lord, It’s like a hard cAndy Christmas

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dad
Dad who?
Feliz navidad!

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas

Next: Christmas Pick Up Lines

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Molly
Molly who?
Molly kissing Santa Claus

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dacer
Dacer who?
Dacer who used to call names of Rudolph!

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alice
Alice who
Alice in the winter wonderland

 

— 20th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for cookies

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf on the shelf

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
It’s beginning to Luke a lot like Christmas

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t harry up to wrap the present

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal
Coal who?
Coal my when Santa arrives.

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose going to come from the chimney tonight?!

Next: Christmas Bible Verses

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris
Chris who?
Christ the savior is born.

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer.

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norway
Norway who?
There is Norway for kissing under the mistletoe!

 

— 30th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy see what I see? A sled on the roof

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holy
Holy who?
Holy night

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tree
Tree who?
O Christmas tree

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I am supposed to come down the chimney

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peppermint
Peppermint who?
Peppermint sticks for old Santa Nick

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

Next: Christmas Jokes

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby new year, Abby new year

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow cone with syrup please.

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
WIPS
WIPS who?
We WIPS you a merry Christmas

 

Knock knock,
Who’sthere?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas.

 

Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Abbey
Abbey who
Santa arriving right Abbey

 

— 40th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wookiee!
Wookiee who?
Wookiee and milk for Sant

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holy and Jelly
Holy and Jelly who
Have a Holy Jelly Christmas

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who?
Run, run Rudolph, Santa has to make it to town

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie good joke about Christmas?!

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding presents in my Christmas stocking

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Decora
Decora who?
Decorating the Christmas tree

Next: Christmas Dad Jokes

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus is coming to town

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho, ho
Ho, ho who?
My Santa impression needs a little work!

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow man named frosty

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you at Christmas

 

— 50th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ina
Ina who?
Ina minute, Christmas cookies are ready

 

Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Baby
Baby who?
Baby its cold outside

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey knows how long is it until Santa gets here?

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eve
Eve who?
Christmas eve

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Isabella
Isabella who?
Is a jingle bell ringing?

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pika
Pika who?
Pika day for us to exchange Christmas presents

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin all the Christmas presents, said the Grinch

 

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Star
Star who?
Star getting ready for Christmas
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