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The 55 Very Best Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

The 55 Very Best Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Christmas holidays, it’s the most wonderful time of the year, many songs have been written about them and everybody loves them. It’s the time of the year that we spread love and smiles to everyone. Family and friends come together and spend time with merry and kindness. Of course, Christmas family dinners won’t be the same without good Christmas jokes.

So, I write for you 55 Christmas Knock Knock jokes for a good chuckle. I hope to crack a smile while you are reading these and make your loved ones to laugh more these days. Because you all deserve it.

55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes 2024 , For all Ages

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Stitch
Stich who?
Stich who stole the Christmas


Knock, knock!
Who’ there?
Tits
Tits who?
Letits snow, letits snow.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gabe
Gabe who?
Last Christmas I Gabe you my heart


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Irish
Irish who?
Irish you a Merry Christmas


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Bella
Bella who?
Jingle Bella, jingle Bella, Oh

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pam
Pam who?
Come they told me, pa rum pump um pum!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Whiskam
Whiskam who?
Make my wiskam true


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Austin
Austin Who?
Fraustin the snowman


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Che
Che who?
Checks for presents underneath the tree!


— 10th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ape
Ape who?
Apresent for you


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary
Mary who?
I wish you a Mary Christmas


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rain
Rain who?
Rudolph the red nose raindeer


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Andy
Andy who?
Lord, It’s like a hard cAndy Christmas


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dad
Dad who?
Feliz navidad!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ima
Ima who?
Ima dreaming of a white Christmas


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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Molly
Molly who?
Molly kissing Santa Claus


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dexter
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Dacer
Dacer who?
Dacer who used to call names of Rudolph!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Alice
Alice who
Alice in the winter wonderland


— 20th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin time for cookies


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Elf
Elf who?
Elf on the shelf


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
It’s beginning to Luke a lot like Christmas


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Yule
Yule who?
Yule be sorry if you don’t harry up to wrap the present


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Coal
Coal who?
Coal my when Santa arrives.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Goose
Goose who?
Goose going to come from the chimney tonight?!


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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Chris
Chris who?
Christ the savior is born.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Reindeer
Reindeer who?
It looks like rain, deer.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Doughnut
Doughnut who?
Doughnut open until Christmas


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Norway
Norway who?
There is Norway for kissing under the mistletoe!


— 30th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Juicy
Juicy who?
Juicy see what I see? A sled on the roof


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holy
Holy who?
Holy night


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tree
Tree who?
O Christmas tree


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Wait, why am I at the door? I am supposed to come down the chimney


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peppermint
Peppermint who?
Peppermint sticks for old Santa Nick


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Freeze
Freeze who?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

Next: Christmas Jokes


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Abby
Abby who?
Abby new year, Abby new year


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow cone with syrup please.


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
WIPS
WIPS who?
We WIPS you a merry Christmas


Knock knock,
Who’sthere?
Gladys
Gladys who?
Gladys Christmas.


Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Abbey
Abbey who
Santa arriving right Abbey


— 40th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wookiee!
Wookiee who?
Wookiee and milk for Sant


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Holy and Jelly
Holy and Jelly who
Have a Holy Jelly Christmas


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Rudolph
Rudolph who?
Run, run Rudolph, Santa has to make it to town


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Annie
Annie who?
Annie good joke about Christmas?!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding presents in my Christmas stocking


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Decora
Decora who?
Decorating the Christmas tree

Next: Christmas Dad Jokes


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Santa
Santa who?
Santa Claus is coming to town


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ho, ho
Ho, ho who?
My Santa impression needs a little work!


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow man named frosty


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you at Christmas


— 50th of 55 Christmas Knock Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Ina
Ina who?
Ina minute, Christmas cookies are ready


Knock, knock?
Who’s there?
Baby
Baby who?
Baby its cold outside


Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey knows how long is it until Santa gets here?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Eve
Eve who?
Christmas eve


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Isabella
Isabella who?
Is a jingle bell ringing?


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Pika
Pika who?
Pika day for us to exchange Christmas presents


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Robin
Robin who?
Robin all the Christmas presents, said the Grinch


Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Star
Star who?
Star getting ready for Christmas

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