It’s the most wonderful time of the year! From sparkling lights to delicious-smelling gingerbread, we can’t think of a reason not to be in a great mood this Christmas season. If you’re looking to stand under the mistletoe with that special someone this year, you’re in the right place. We’ve rounded up 64 catchy, memorable Christmas pick up lines that are sure to land you a second (or maybe first!) date.
Grab your most festive Christmas sweater and a classic Hotty Toddy and get ready! You’re going to “WOW” that special someone with these Christmas pickup lines.
64 of the Best Christmas Pick Up Lines 2022
- Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you.
- If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you.
- Let me take you on a first date in the snow. I promise I’m not going to flake.
- You’re on my nice AND naughty list this year.
- You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree.
- Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because baby, I would say you glow.
- Let’s drink some hot tea in the snow. After all, ‘Teas the Season!
- I’d prefer to say, “MARRY Christmas” to you.
- I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
- You’re so hot you’re the reason we’re not having a white Christmas.
- I give up trying to find the perfect gift this year, I guess Yule have to do.
- If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?
- Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
- Let’s make a cheese board and enjoy the Christmas festivi-cheese
- Let’s go grab a beer, I’ll call you my partner in crime: Brew-dolph.
- I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
- Can I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
- I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you.
- I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
— 20th of 64 Christmas Pick Up Lines
You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning.
- Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
- Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other.
- Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.
- All I want for Christmas is you. *cue Mariah Carey singing*
- I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
- Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.
- How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
- What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
- Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
- I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made my heart melt.
- Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
- I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’
- Want a gift? Because my best toys run on batteries.
- It’s a time of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
- There’s snow one like you.
- Wanna see the toys the elves make for adults
- I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
- The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.
- You’re not just a gift, you’re the whole package.
— 40th of 64 Dirty Christmas Pick Up Lines
Who needs a sled when you could just ride me?
- Wanna Scrooge?
- The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
- You’re the only reindeer for me.
- If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- You are what I want for Christmas.
- I’ve been baking all day, and I want to WHISK you a Merry Christmas.
- Know what I want for Christmas? You.
- Hi, I’m Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I’ve been waiting for you for what feels like forever..
- Do you like the song “Jingle Bells”? Because we could go all the way.
- Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
- Are you sitting on a candle? Because you are on fire.
- Good tidings aren’t the only thing I can give you.
- If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?
- Hey. I’m spreading Christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?
- Let’s make this a not-so-silent night.
- If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
- Let me help you out of that ugly Christmas sweater.
- When we met, it was love at frost sight.
- Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
- I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?
- I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.
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