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The humble pumpkin punches above its weight – managing to play a starring role in not one but two of the USA’s biggest festivals – Thanksgiving and Halloween.
Perhaps you prefer it in a pie, roasted, in a soup, on a salad, or in your bread, or maybe you think that a pumpkin’s true purpose is to be carved out and turned into a Jack O Lantern. Either way, you must admit that this is one squash that punches above its weight.
As you prepare to get into the Halloween spirit, here is a list of the best pumpkin jokes and pumpkin puns to help you on your way.
Not only are they delicious and decorative, but they’re also a great source of hilarity. Who knew?
30 Of The Finest Pumpkin Puns
Give them pumpkin to talk about
Pumpkin up the volume!
Pumpkin spice up your life
The best thing to put in a pumpkin pie is your teeth
Pie love you, cutey pie
Beauty is in the pie of the beholder
Pie one, get one free
A latte fuss over nothing
Carve out a niche
Ahead of the carve
I want to suc-seed
Gourd luck
My star sign is Spisces
Give it a roast
Pumpkins are an Autumn romance
Squashed it!
An act of gourd
Don’t chai this at home
Take this pumpkin or leaf it
I love pumpkins so much I can feel it in my vines
Pumpkin is soup-er
Puree and simple
Better latte than never
Pumpkins
I spy with my little pie
Right bake at ya
Let’s lay this pumpkin to roast
You’re under a-roast
The bigger the pumpkin is, the harder it will Fall
Pumpkins are Fall of themselves
The Perfect Pumpkin Jokes:
What was the pumpkin doing at the gym?
Pumpkin iron
What do pumpkins call their family?
Their pump-kin
Who rules over the other pumpkins
The Pump King
Which is the scariest Halloween pumpkin?
Donald J Trumpkin
What do you call the master of pumpkin jokes?
The pun-king
What do you call people who sail the globe and steal pumpkins?
Pumpkin pie-rates
What do you call a pumpkin with sunglasses, a fur coat and a gold chain?
A pimp-kin
Who first discovered that hollowed out pumpkins can be used for light?
Jack O’ Lantern
Where is the best place to put your pumpkin?
On a veggie-table
Why don’t you eat pumpkin leaves?
It leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
What did the pumpkin say when he was picked?
At least my whole life wasn’t in vine.
How do you carve a pumpkin?
You just pro-seed
What do you get if you smash a pumpkin?
Pumpkin squash
What was the pumpkin doing at the gym?
Pumpkin iron
What pumpkins order at Starbucks?
Human-spice latte
How do you deal with a pumpkin addiction?
Put on a pumpkin patch
What did the one ripening pumpkin say to the other ripening pumpkin?
Orange you glad it’s Fall?
What do pumpkins do in Fall?
Fall off the vine.
What do pumpkins say before they get baked?
Good-pie
What do pumpkins wear on their feet?
Pumps
How do pumpkins great each other?
With a fist pump-kin
Who do pumpkins leave their possessions to?
Their next of pump-kin
Who helps pumpkins cross the road?
The crossing gourd
What’s a pumpkin’s favourite film?
Pulp Fiction
Why didn’t the Jack O’ Lantern do well at school?
He was empty headed
Why was Cinderella bad at football?
Her coach was a pumpkin.
Why are pumpkins great to make pie with?
They’re filling
What is black, white and orange?
A penguin carrying a pumpking
Why did the pumpkin go from orange to red?
He saw the salad dressing
Why did the pumpkin cross the road?
It fell off the wagon
What did the pumpkin say to the guy carving him?
Cut it out!
Hilarious Halloween Pumpkin Jokes
What decorations did Michael Jackson put up on Halloween?
Wacko Jacko Lanterns
What do pumpkins call the time of year when they get hollowed out and turned into decorations?
Hollow-ween
What do you call a country bumpkin on Halloween?
A country pumpkin
What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween?
Hello ween!
Who finds Halloween the scariest?
Pumpkins
What do you need to carve out pumpkins on Halloween?
A haunting license
Why was the Jack O Lantern sad?
He was empty inside
What do one-eyed Jack O Lanterns wear?
A pumpkin patch
What did the one pumpkin say to the other pumpkin?
I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween
How do you fix a broken Jack O Lantern
With a pumpkin patch
Top 10 Pumpkin Hits (Songs)
- Smashing Pumpkins – Greatest Hits
- Rolling Veg – Pumpkin Jack Flash
- Pumpkin Spice Up Your Life – The Pumpkin Spice Girls
- Remember when it Rained Pumpkins – Squash Groban
- The Beach Gourds – Gourd Vibrations
- Veggotronic – Pumpkin up the Jam
- Michael Jack O’ Lantern – Thriller
- Right Seed Fred – I’m Too Sexy for Halloween
- WAP (We Ate Pumpkins) – Gourdi B
- Black Eyed Peas – Pumpkin (Louder)
Top 10 Pumpkin Films
- Pumpkin up the Volume
- Forest Gumpkin
- Halloween
- Star Gourds
- Good Will Pumpkin
- Pumpkin’s Gotta Give
- S(p)eed
- How the Grinch Stole Halloween
- Miami Spice
- The Lion Pump-king
Top 10 Pumpkin TV Shows
- Pump-kin of Queens
- Carve Your Enthusiasm
- The Tiger Pumpkin
- Orange is the New Black
- American Gourds
- Better Call Fall
- The Fall
- House of Gourds
- Rick and Gourdy
