111 Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

    111 Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

    As a kid, Harry Potter was one of my favorite books and movie series. When I was 18, I even got a tattoo of the Deathly Hallows on the back of my neck. (sorry, Mom!) The craze may have died down, and I may not be able to remember as many spells as before, but I’ll always appreciate a good Harry Potter reference. 

    If you want a partner who also stood in line for midnight book releases and movie premieres, here’s some clean and cutesy pick up lines – and even some slightly cheeky ones. Maybe you’re lucky enough to already have a Potterhead partner, and can share some dastardly dirty pick up lines with them to spice things up. Here are 110 (+1) clean, cheeky, and dirty Harry Potter pick up lines. 

     

    Clean and Cutesy

    — Clean Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

    If I was an animagus, I’d transform into your love bug.

    Get out of my dreams, and into my enchanted flying Ford Anglia. 

    Let me take you to the Quidditch World Cup, I have a personal invitation to the minister’s box. 

    If I was yours, I’d get a tattoo so you could summon me anytime. 

    You’re like a chocolate frog, sweet and full of bounce!

    My pegasus-pulled chariot is out front, if you ever fancy a weekend in France.

    Hey, you’re a girl, can I take you to the Yule Ball? 

    When I get a sniff of love potion, it smells like a home cooked dinner with you. 

    Are you a hippogriff? Because I’ll always approach you with the utmost respect.

    Are you a Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, or Hufflepuff? You’re brave, smart, and kind so I can’t decide.

    If the merpeople kidnapped you, I’d save you – after all, they only did it because you’re the most important person to me! 

    When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you holding my hand.

    I wish I had a Pensieve so I could show you all the good memories I have from the first time we met. 

    Maybe I’m a squib, because I’m powerless in your presence.

    Meet me at the Three Broomsticks, so I can butter you up with a Butter Beer.

    Are you a Horcrux? Because I feel like you’ve got a piece of my soul. 

    My Boggart looks like my life without you in it.

    You must get top marks in Charms class, you’re a natural! 

    I think I’m getting pretty good at Divination – I see you and me together for a long long time!

    You belong in the Honeydukes stockroom because you’re so sweet.

    I wish I had a Time Turner so I could make a better first impression on you.

    You’re like a sip of Veritaserum, I’ll tell you anything you want to know – just ask!

    Take me to St. Mungo’s, you make me seriously love sick. 

    If I ever get invited to a Slug Club party, will you be my date?

    Being with you is like Christmas at the Burrow, cozy and safe and full of good spirit.

    You’re like the Philosopher’s Stone, aren’t you? I’ll have to overcome many challenges to get to you, but it’s definitely worth it. 

    You have unforgettable eyes – like Lily Potter’s. 

    If loving you is a crime, send me to Azkaban! 

    If you’re looking for a smart and loyal bird, call me Hedwig. 

    Let me play you a little lullaby on my flute and you relax, you’ve been working like a dog recently. 

    When I want to conjure a Patronus, I only have to think of you.

    Is your name Romilda Vane? Because I think I drank your love potion by mistake.

    Don’t worry, I’m not at all like Prof. Quirrell. What you see is what you get, I’m not two-faced.

    Want a beach holiday on the Black Sea? My sailing ship is waiting underneath the dock.

    Look at these tea leaves. The way I’m reading them, you have a date with me very soon!

    I’m so glad you said yes to a date – just wait until my father hears about this!

    You’re a bit like a thestral; mysterious, brooding, and not everyone can appreciate your beauty. But I do!

    You make me feel richer than Vault 687 at Gringotts!

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    Slightly Cheeky

    — Flirty Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

    If I was the sorting hat, I’d put you in my house. 

    Here, have a drink – it’s a port key back to my place 😉

    Hey, send me an owl sometime, I don’t mind a couple of pecks. 

    I’ll be anyone you want me to be. I’ve got the polyjuice potion, just give me the hair. 

    I’m like Mad Eye Moody, I’ve got an enchanted eye on you.

    You don’t have to put an imperius curse on me, baby, I’ll already do whatever you say. 

    Hey, I’m like a shifting Hogwarts staircase; you never know exactly where you’ll end up with me!

    How would you like your name to show up in my bedroom on the Marauder’s Map?

    Let’s repot a mandrake plant together – I want to raise some kind of baby with you! 

    Get me to a church! I’m ready to make an Unbreakable Vow with you! 

    I bought a pair of Vanishing Cabinets – I set one up in my bedroom, just tell me where to put the other.

    It’s like I’m Severus Snape, and you’re the Defense Against the Dark Arts post; I keep trying to get to you and finally I will.

    Let’s have a little drink of Felix Felicis and see if we can get lucky.

    Call me a Hungarian Horntail, I’m a nasty piece of work. 

    I hope you’re an auror, because I am one dark wizard that needs catching. 

    Hey, what position do you play in Quidditch? I’ll be your Chaser until a new position becomes available. 

    Are you a Dementor? Because that was the most soul-stealing kiss I’ve ever had. 

    I don’t need Defense Against the Dark Arts, more like a defense against your seductive arts! 

    Uh oh, better cook me up a Wolfsbane potion, I feel I’m about to become a real animal!

    Do you happen to know Charlie Weasley? Because I need my dragon tamed!

    Don’t worry, I’m not like Gilderoy Lockhart. I’ve got the substance to back up my dashing good looks and charm.

    I hope you’re a little bit like Lavender Brown – ready to snog me to death! 

    I’m like Harry Potter and you’re Draco Malfoy; I’m always thinking about you.

    Let’s not waste time like Ron and Hermoine, I can’t wait seven years to get with you! 

    I’m a bit like Ginny Weasley; a really popular girl, but if you can lock me down, I’m yours forever.

    I’m like Hagrid’s dad, I’m into bigger women! 

    Are there any prophecies about you in the ministry of mysteries? Because you’re my chosen one. 

    We have a special connection, don’t go all Gellert Grindelwald on me. 

    Let’s get a room at the Leaky Cauldron, and hang out on the edge of a magical world! 

    I’m like the Night Bus – a real crazy ride, but better than nothing!

    Are you The Monster Book of Monsters? You’re wild, but I think if I give you a back rub, you might calm down. 

    It’s like we’re Harry Potter and Sirius Black – everyone knows I want you so badly, but only you know how pure my love is. 

    Call me Prof. Lupin, every once in a while, you have to watch out for my teeth! 

    I’m like the Filch to your Prof. Umbridge – I love watching you work! 

    You must be the Ministry of Magic, because I keep doing absolutely crazy things to get to you! (Stepping in toilets, kidnapping and impersonating strangers, it’s serious)

    Are you Cho Chang? Because every champion of Hogwarts seems to want a piece of you.

     

    Dastardly Dirty

    — Dirty Harry Potter Pick Up Lines

    Are you a parseltongue? Because my snake wants to talk to you. 

    Did you drink some skele-gro or are you just glad to see me? 

    I’m like the room of requirements, baby; unassuming on the outside, but I’ve got exactly what you need inside. 

    Are you Viktor Krum? My “golden snitch” isn’t easy to catch, but I hear you’re the best seeker in the world. 

    Ever been in a “Tri Wizard Tournament” before? You could be, if you put your name in my Goblet of Fire. 

    I like a little hair,  I don’t mind exploring your Forbidden Forest.

    Let’s you and me go to Diagon Alley and find somewhere to be horizontally. 

    My wand’s got a dragon heartstring at the core, it’s used to pumping a lot of blood. 

    Are you a bezoar? Because shoving you down my throat will save my life.

    Call me Moaning Myrtle and run a bath while I watch 😉

    Give me some gillyweed and I won’t need to come up for air for hours.

    Want us to get a little more comfortable? Let me get some Peruvian instant darkness powder to set the mood. 

    Hagrid’s not the only one keeping his huge furry beast a secret. I’ll let you see it if you want 😉

    I’m like the Firebolt, the most expensive ride around here (but don’t worry, not the fastest).

    Call me Head Boy (or Girl). Oh no, not because I’m top of the class at Hogwarts.

    Are you the Heir of Slytherin? I think you might be the only one who can open my Chamber of Secrets. 

    Hmmm, funny. You don’t look like a big angry red letter, but I can see you’re definitely a Howler. 

    You must be very good at potions, you’re making my Worm turn into Wood. 

    Are you a basilisk? Because when you stare at me, something of mine turns to stone. 

    I might be a rat animagus, because when I looked at you, my Peter (petti)grew. 

    Why don’t I take one “resurrection stone,” the two of us get cozy under our “cloak of invisibility,” and I’ll show you my powerful “elder wand.

    Let’s play a game. Try and throw your Quaffle through my hoop. 

    Call me Marcus Belby. Hermoine says I’ve got more tentacles than a snargaluff plant. 

    I’m like Fenrir Greyback – I like to bite for fun. 

    Get your invisibility cloak and come explore my restricted section. 

    If you’re feeling a little kinky, I’ve got one of Prof. Umbridge’s special quills. Write me a letter about what a bad boy you’ve been. 

    If we get a little wild tonight, are you going to leave a baby on my doorstep next Halloween? 

    I’m a bit like the Hogwarts Express, you’ll need to know the proper method to get through my entrance. 

    If we take a stroll down Knockturn Alley, later we can “knock” boots while I “turn” you around. 

    Gryffindor common room isn’t the only entrance guarded by a fat lady – just try to get past mine. 

    Can you help me out? I’m tired of Whomping my own Willow. 

    I want to be your house elf, just be sure not to give me any clothes 😉

    It may not be haunted, but together we can turn my place into the Shrieking Shack. 

    When it comes to certain activities, I’m like Harry on a broomstick – a natural. 

    Let’s find somewhere private, and make some magical moving pictures of our own. (We definitely won’t be able to hang them up at Hogwarts) 

    I’ve got a Marauders Map that shows me all your secret passageways.

    Are you a golden egg? I need to take a bath with you to figure out your secrets.

    Katherine Duggan
    Katherine Duggan