Top 50 Worst Pick Up Lines

    Top 50 Worst Pick Up Lines

    Pick up lines. I think we all agree that they aren’t the most charming thing in the world, but they sure are funny. In fact, some can be so bad that they’re even almost good.

    They’re an art form as old as time, dating back to the renaissance era where men would write love poems as a way to “woo” potential lovers. But, in today’s time, do they ever really work? They’ve certainly come a long way from the literary works of the 15th century!

    Here is a list of the top 50 worst pick-up lines: from the hilarious to the downright cringe-worthy! You’ll definitely be sure to make a memorable first impression if you use these terrible pick up lines and if you have the confidence to actually use them, go for it!

     

    — The Worst Pick Up Lines

    1. Are you my appendix? I don’t know what you do or how you work, but I feel like I should take you out.

    2. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

    3. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a CUTEcumber!

    4. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    5. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one

    6. Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!

    7. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

    8. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

    9. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

    10. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

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    11. If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine

    12. Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.

    13. Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!

    14. Can you take o your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?

    15. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

    16. I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

    17. Are you French? Because Eiel for you.

    18. If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple

    19th of 50 Worst Pick Up Lines

    19. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see!

    20. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

    21. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

    22. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

    23. Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

    24. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

    25. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

    26. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

    27. Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

    28. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

    29. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms

    30. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

    31. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

    32. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

    33. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

    34. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers

    35. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

    36. I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

    37th of 50 Worst Pick Up Lines

    37. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

    38. I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

    39. Are you a loan? ‘Cause you’ve got my interest!

    40. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams

    41. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

    42. You must be exhausted. You’ve been running through my mind all day.

    43. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

    44. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

    45. You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

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    46. Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.

    47. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

    48. Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.

    49. Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.

    50. I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U!

     

    So there you have it. Why not try out some of these stupid pick up lines and let us know what you think in the comments section below.

     

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