If you’re looking for a sure-fire way to get a giggle out of your date, look no further than cringy pick-up lines! From silly one-liners to pun-filled poetry, this classic compilation of cringy lines will have you and your someone special laughing all night long.
Whether you’re looking for the perfect way to break the ice or just plain looking for a laugh, these cringy pick-up lines are sure to deliver. So grab your phone and get ready to have a good ol’ time – we’ve rounded up some of the funniest and most outrageous lines to get your dating app convo going!
55 Of The Cringiest Pick Up Lines
Hurry up and give me your number before I don’t want it anymore.
How much caviar do you think I could fit in the trunk of my Ferrari?
I just got done on the farm but you seem like you could use some plowing.
You remind me of a family sized bag of BBQ chips, a snack I could eat all night long.
Say, do you know where they sell edible underwear? Sorry, wrong site.
Do you like hot chocolate? Because I like hot chicks.
Hi, I recognize you from the bushes outside of your window.
Watch out now! You’re a tripping hazard, my zipper is falling for you.
I’m big into sunsets, but I’d also like to see you go down.
Are you sure your name’s not winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
That dress looks great on you. But it would look better on my bedroom floor.
Can I buy you a fruity drink and then help you burn off the calories?
Hi, what’s your name? I want to make sure I’ll be screaming the right one tonight.
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I’d never let a garbanzo bean on my face.
Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
Are you a trampoline? Because I’d like to bounce up and down on top of you.
My name’s not Elmo but why don’t you reach over here and give me a tickle?
Are you suffering from a vitamin D deficiency? I can help with that.
I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
Looking to make Santa’s naughty list this year?
I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam? I would never jelly my di*k in your a3s.
You know, if I were you? I’d go ahead and have s*x with me.
Those clothes look like they’re chafing you, why don’t you let me help you take them off of you?
If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up!
Since we’re sitting in this theater, why don’t we get some play?
May only a thin layer of latex stand between our love tonight.
Are your legs tired from running around my mind? If not, I’ll be happy to chase you into the woods.
Let me be the devil on your shoulder…and the devil on your lips.
Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.