Top 100 Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Top 100 Nerdy Pick Up Lines

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So let me get something out there.  You are the best at what you do and after all efforts that long sessions of watching Harry Potter and The Big bang Theory on repeat that you have yet to work out how to approach that attractive crush that keeps looking at you from the other side of the lab just waiting for you to make that all important first move. 

Well, we have some good news for you to make that first impression that a little bit easier.  Straighten up your bow tie, iron that lab coat and brace yourself for some atomising pick up lines that will sure to be a hit.

Some of the best pick up lines have been carefully crafted to make that approach more to your academic skills and expertise in nerd fiction.  Whether you’re a Math or Chemistry major or just ordered a plain nerd burger hold the pickles.  We have it all listed out just for you and just to make it that little more fun, stick around to the end of the scrolling as we secured a few saucy lines that you can try and throw out to the tinder verse. 

Without further delay, let’s dive into the best 110 nerdy pick-up lines you can try out! 

Best Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Forget hydrogen, you’re my number one element.

You’re sweeter than fructose.

You are the droid I’ve been looking for.

R4 is red, R2 is blue. If I was the Force, I’d be with you.

Will you be the Leia to my Han so I won’t have to be Solo?

Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.

If you were a Dementor, I’d become a criminal just to get your kiss.

You must play Quidditch. I know a Keeper when I see one.

The flames of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.

You shall not pass… without giving me those digits.

You must be my Horcrux, because you complete me.

You’re the only thing I need in my Room of Requirement.

Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.

I lava you! Do you lava me?

You must be a pile of dinosaur bones, because I dig you.

Your name must be Andromeda, because we are destined to collide.

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet before we met. Now, I can’t get past “u.”

Baby, you’re more precious than the ring.

You must have your phaser set to stunning.

Life without you would be like a sentence without spaces.

I may not be a photographer, but I can picture you and me together.

You’re way hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.

We go together like copy and paste.

Are you a keyboard? Because you’re my type!

Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

How about I buy you a drink and fix your laptop after that?

If you were a dementor.  I would escape Azkaban just to get your kiss.

Can’t be a dot without a com, let me get your number.

I must be using google maps because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

I’m not a beater, chaser, or seeker. I’m a keeper.

Did you survive Avada kedavra because you my dear are drop dead gorgeous.

I do not need to flirt when I can seduce you with my awkwardness.

Without you, I’m like Doctor Who without the Tardis

I’m the doctor to your rose just as sweeter.

Best Math Pick Up Lines

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!

I wish I was a secant line so I could touch your curve twice.

If you were an angle, you’d be acute one.

Are you a differentiable function? Because I’d like to be the tangent to your curves!

Can I have your significant digits?

You’re so good at algebra, could you replace my X without asking Y?

Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.

You are a High-Test Score; I can’t wait to show you to my parents.

You have damaged my cerebellum and I have fallen for you.

I keep failing maths because you are the answer to all my problems. 

Are you angle CBA because I think your kind acute.

You must be the square root of two because you make me feel irrational baby.

Honey, you have better legs than the isosceles triangle.

My love for you is fractal.  It goes on forever.

I wish you could be like my recent math problems because I would give you the time to answer.

Are you a fossil? Because I want to date you!

Are you a square because you got all the right angles.

If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we’d make one.

My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

Best Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing chemistry between us?

I wish I was an ion, so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

I’ve got my ion you, baby.

If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.

Your lab or my lab?

You’re sweeter than fructose.

You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner.

If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.

We have such great chemistry that we should do some biology together.

Falling in love with you takes less time than my DNA takes to replicate.

My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!

My love for you is as strong as Vibranium.

You are not a carbon sample, but I want to date you.

My name’s Bond. Covalent Bond.

Hello, can I talk to you about how you are my density?

Hey, I’m sensing massive chemistry between us.

From A to Z, its U (you) that I like most.

If I had an option to choose between RNA and DNA, I will go for RNA because there is U in it:

You are really pulling me, I guess you must be electronegative.

I suspect that you are hydrochloric acid because you make my limestone fizz:

It seems like you are made of gold, carbon, sulphur, and titanium…because you look amazing.

If I were to call you an element, I would choose Francium because you are pretty.

Seems like you are made of copper. Because I Cu with me forever

Hey baby, please don’t let my lab goggles get so foggy, you are damn hot.

You are full of beryllium, gold, and titanium because you are so Be-Au-Ti-Ful!

You are so hot you denature my proteins.

I’m a scientist and I always do it periodically on the table.

Can I call-cu-later?

Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

Baby stop with diet coke, you’ve got plenty of ASSpertame!

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second…Mind if I join in? 

Hey can I put my Bunsen in your air-hole? 

You are so hot you would meltdown a nuclear reactor.

You got me asking if you have 11 protons because you are Sodium fine:

Can I be your T-cells, to give you protection over everything.

Naughty Nerdy Pick Up Lines

Let’s unzip our genes and see if we can share codes together.

How about we go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

Want to experience a gamma ray burst?

Ever wonder what’s happening under Orion’s belt?

Nice asteroids.

My pants are approaching escape velocity.

I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

It would be my pleasure to turn on your personal hotspot.

My computer server never goes down, but I do.

I wish I could select all your clothes and press delete.

Let’s skip the foreshadowing and get down to business.

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

You are like the homework I would enjoy doing every night on my table.

Is your basilisk interested in exploring my Chamber of Secrets?

Want to partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?

Don’t worry, I played Tetris as a kid.  I can make it fit.

One night with me and they’ll be calling you Moaning Myrtle.

I’m Rubik’s Cube and I will get harder the more you play with me.

Let’s go to my room so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log.

Are you still using Internet Explorer? Hmm, you must like it nice and slow.

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