The 55 Very Dirty Pick Up Lines

It’s 2024, and with modern advancements in technology, it’s never been easier to go on dates. You might think that the old days of using cheesy, or filthy, pick-up lines are a thing of the past, however, knowing a few might be the difference between going home alone or spending the night with something other than your teddy to cuddle. 

So, what dirty pick up line should you store in your head rent free? Well, here are the best 50 to pick from! The real question is if you have the confidence to use them. 

The “Best” Dirty Pick Up Lines

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

If I was a pizza delivery guy, I would be giving YOU the tip.

Do you support veganism? I have a sausage that is safe to eat.

Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.

That drink has too many calories, but I know a great way to burn them off.

Love that dress, it would look much better on my floor though.

Is it possible that you might be an elevator? I would happily go up and down on you.

I love your shirt, can I try it on in the morning?

You have the hot buns, I have the meat, let’s make a sandwich.

Do you go to the gym? I know one workout that you’ve been missing.

My doctor said I lack vitamin D, can you help give me it?

What’s your name? I want to get it right when I shout it later.

I have no interest in having kids, but can we practice anyways?

Are you a pirate? I have a booty you might want to uncover.

I was having such an off day, but now you turned me on.

I struggle to sleep by myself, can you help by joining me?

If I buy you dinner, will you be the dessert?

Let’s help mother earth and save water by showering together.

I’ve entered every country but you are one place I’ve yet to explore.

If I was a trampoline, would you bounce on me for hours?

If being sexy is a crime, then you are under arrest.

Is there space in your mouth for another tongue?

If I was a judge, I would give you the sex penalty.

It’s almost thanksgiving, do you want to be the turkey and I can be the stuffing?

You don’t have to do the walk of shame tomorrow, I drive!

You must be a bowl of corn flakes, because I want to spoon you.

That shirt looks hot on you, as would I.

I lost my condom, do you have one we could use?

Did you bring your umbrella? You can expect a snow storm tonight with me.

Is there a mirror in your crotch because I can see myself there.

If you look this good with clothes on, you must be insanely hot without them.

If I was dentist, would you take a filling for free?

Your attire looks uncomfortable, how about I help make you more comfortable?

Your body has 206 bones, you think you could handle another one?

Seems like you sat on a big bag of sugar since you have such a sweet ass.

Want to know how my muscles are so big? Picking up sexy ladies like you.

Do you think Karma is not real? I know some karma-sutra that might change your mind.

Make out with me if I am wrong, but isn’t the Earth flat?

Kiss me on the cheek if I am wrong, but fish can fly, right?

I’m a mathematician, give me your number and I will show you how I divide and multiply later.

Are you google? Because you are the first thing that came up when I typed “sexy horny single in your area!”

Are you a tree surgeon? I have morning wood that needs dealt with.

Are you a farmer? I have a rooster that needs silenced in the morning.

Are you a plumber? I have a pipe that needs blocked.

Are you a psychic? I have something down my trousers, but you already know what it is.

Are you a magician? Can you make my boner disappear?

Are you a personal trainer? I have one muscle that needs a lot of work.

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

Are you a vet? I have a cat that needs examined.

Are you a nurse? I have a throbbing sensation between my legs that needs looked at.