65 Spooky and Fun Halloween Jokes for Kids

Halloween is not just about costumes and candy — it’s also the perfect time for some spooky laughs! Here’s a list of 65 kid-friendly Halloween jokes that will keep the little ones giggling all through the spooky season. These jokes, inspired by top Halloween humor sites, are perfect for family gatherings, classroom fun, or trick-or-treat banter.

65 Halloween Jokes for Kids:

Why don’t mummies take vacations?
Because they’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!

What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
Boo-berries!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
Because he had no body to go with!

What kind of monster loves dancing?
The boogieman!

Why don’t skeletons fight each other?
They don’t have the guts.

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch!

What does a witch use to do her hair?
Scare-spray!

Why did the vampire read the newspaper?
He heard it had great circulation!

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them!

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle its funny bone!

Why was the jack-o’-lantern afraid?
Because it had no guts!

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert?
I-scream!

Why did Dracula become a vegetarian?
Because biting was getting to be a pain in the neck!

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Dayscare centers!

Why was the witch kicked out of school?
She couldn’t control her broom-temper!

What do you call two witches living together?
Broommates!

What’s a mummy’s favorite music?
Wrap music!

Why do vampires always seem sick?
Because they’re always coffin!

How do you know if a vampire is sick?
By his coffin!

What’s a ghost’s favorite room?
The living room!

What did the ghost say to the vampire?
Stop being such a pain in the neck!

What’s a witch’s favorite class in school?
Spelling!

Why was the vampire so easily tricked?
Because he was a sucker!

What did one ghost say to the other?
“Do you believe in people?”

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Squash!

Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!

Why don’t witches wear flat shoes?
Because they need to have a point!

What do you call a witch at the beach?
A sand-witch!

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?
Spare ribs!

Why don’t mummies have time for fun?
They’re too wrapped up in their work!

How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried!

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos!

Why do vampires use mouthwash?
Because they have bat breath!

What do skeletons order at restaurants?
Spare ribs!

What does a skeleton order for breakfast?
Bone-appetit!

Why don’t ghosts like rainy weather?
It dampens their spirits!

What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spoo-key!

Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had broom-stick-itis!

What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!

Why did the vampire get a job at the blood bank?
He wanted to work on his blood type!

What’s a ghost’s favorite game?
Hide and shriek!

What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A plumpkin!

What is a ghost’s favorite treat?
Boogers and screams!

Why did the skeleton stay home from the dance?
He had no body to dance with!

How do witches keep their hair in place?
With scare-spray!

Why did the zombie go to school?
He wanted to improve his deaducation!

What’s a vampire’s least favorite food?
Stake!

What do ghosts eat for dinner?
Spookgetti!

Why don’t skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with!

What does a witch say when she’s ready for bed?
Time to hit the broom!

What do you call a skeleton that won’t work?
Lazy bones!

Why did the ghost go to school?
To improve his spirit!

What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?
Because they taste like sheet!

What do you call a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist!

Why did the witch break up with her boyfriend?
He was a real “ghoul” friend!

How do you know a vampire’s feeling well?
He’s looking “fang-tastic!”

Why don’t witches wear backpacks?
They prefer spell bags!

What’s a mummy’s favorite food?
Wrap sandwiches!

Why do ghosts like elevators?
Because it lifts their spirits!

What do skeletons say before eating?
Bone appetite!

Why don’t ghosts like taking tests?
Because they’re too afraid to pass!

Why do witches fly on brooms?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

What kind of horse does a ghost ride?
A nightmare!

Why did the zombie go to art school?
He wanted to learn how to draw blood!

These Halloween jokes will keep your kids entertained and lighten the spooky mood of the season. Whether you’re sharing them at a Halloween party, in a classroom, or while trick-or-treating, they’re sure to make everyone giggle. Happy Haunting!