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The 55 Very Best Father’s Day Jokes

Maybe you need to break the ice in the lab. Maybe you want to build a bond with your fellow science lovers. Or maybe you’re just like me and love making jokes about subjects you were never good at in school.
Enjoy these 55+ chemistry jokes that are sure to make you laugh, cringe, or some other chemical reaction.
Remember that chart of elements from high school science class? We’ll try these jokes to help you make better memories than the ones you had of the periodic table the first time.
1. Which noble gas is most likely to be a doctor? Helium
2. Which element is out of this world? Mercury
3. How did Nickel and Copper meet? They were both members of the Periodic Table’s rock band!
4. I hate the noble gases – they are so full of themselves.
5. What do you call an element that is a mix between boring and a moron? A boron!
6. Which element’s favorite holiday is Fourth of July? Americium!
7. Why do girls hate the periodic table? Because there’s too many periods!
8. Which element is most likely to spend the summer at the pool? Chlorine
9. Are you NaCl? Because you are acting salty right now!
10. Why are pencils normally used in chemistry class? Because of all the lead!
11. Which chemical was responsible for the fire in the lab? Arsenic!
A chemical reaction? More like a comical reaction! Enjoy these jokes that any chemist would laugh their lab coats off at!
12. Did the chemist know how many pounds he was? No, but he knew his atomic weight!
13. Well, did he at least know his own name? Nope, but he know the nomenclature!
14. Why was the chemical acting all weird? Because of all the acid and alcohol!
15. How hot is Kelvin on a scale from 1 to 10? Zero!
16. I told Fahrenheit to grow up and chill out, and they just yelled back at me, “I’m not 32 yet!”
Looking for love under the fume hood? Share one of these romantic jokes with your lab partner and maybe one day your life partner.
17. Did you know the two scientists in the office fell in love? Yeah, they had great chemistry together
18. Are we an atom? Because I can feel the electrons between us!
19. I wonder why that chemist ghosted me after our first date. Our connection was so organic!
20. Are we chemicals? Because I feel a bond between us.
21. Are you oxygen? Not possible – you take my breathe away.
22. Must have been a bad breakup. You look like you just left the eye wash station!
23. Are you a chemical reaction? Because you are bringing me to combustion!
24. Are you named Bunsen? Because you’re so hot you’re making me burn!
25. Are we a covalent bond? Because I think we are quite the pair!
26. You must be named Atomic, because I think you’re the bomb!
27. Is your name Enzyme, because you’re the catalyst for the way I’m reacting right now!
Grab a fire extinguisher some goggles because these lab-inspired jokes are ready to blow you away!
28. What do you call a bird who loves being in the lab? Beaker!
29. It must have been pretty cold in the lab. Everyone was wearing coats!
30. What is a witch’s favorite lab equipment? A crucible!
31. Why do the alcoholics keep visiting the lab? Because they’re always looking for a flask!
This may not be Breaking Bad, but there are plenty of other signs that chemistry is still cool! You Better Call Saul and try one of these pop culture themed jokes!
32. What is Sia’s favorite element? Titanium!
33. Why did Superman hate his chemistry classes? Because he was too afraid of Krypton-ite!
34. Which superhero is most likely aced chemistry in high school? Iron Man!
35. What Pixar movie is most likely to be playing in the lab? Elemental!
36. What is Taylor Swift’s favorite science to study? Probably the Alchemy!
37. Where do all the rich metalloids live? Silicon Valley!
38. What did Aluminum say to Paul Simon the other day? “You can call me Al!”
Enjoy these element-inspired jokes where you will laugh Hydrogen and Argon: “HAr HAr HAr!”
39. Potassium is so rude to me! All they will say back to me is “K.”
40. Sodium never wants to hang out. Every time I ask, they answer “Na!”
41. I saw Gallium and Indium head to the gym. Nothing but “GaIns” with those two!
42. Iodine can be so selfish when we talk! She always starts with “I!”
43. Iron sucks at driving m. All she’s got are parking “Fes”
44. Did you know that Silicon speaks Spanish? “Si!”
45. What did the pirate say to Argon? “Ar!”
46. Calcium and Rubidium tried to go on a diet together, but they still live to share “CaRbs!”
47. Why does Tungsten loves to play sports? Because they always come home with the “W!”
48. What do Copernicium and Nitrogen always watch on tv? “CnN!”
49. Does Boron do good in school? Eh, I mean he always gets a “B!”
50. Sulfur and Oxygen have such an attitude! It’s always “SO what?” with them!
51. If Santa changed his name to Holmium, what do you think people would say when they saw him next? “Ho Ho Ho!”
52. Florine and Uranium must be angry all the time! It’s always “F U!” out of them!
53. What is the favorite food of Polonium and Phosphorus? “PoPcorn!”
54. I told Yttrium to go to bed, and all I got back was, “But Y?”
55. Why do Bromine and Oxygen get together so often? Well, because they’re “BrOs!”
56. Is Selenium coming this way? Yes, look over there; can’t you “Se?”