We’ve all heard the classic corny pickup lines, from “Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes” to “Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?”. Whether you’re looking for the perfect line to impress someone special over text or you’re in need of some inspiration for flirting in real life, corny pickup lines can be a great way to break the ice and get the conversation flowing.
If you’re dealing with someone who is even GOOFIER than you are, you may want to go even cornier than cheesy. Then you’ve got to dig deep and get really silly with it. Let’s take a look at some of the best corny pickup lines for flirting in real life or over text. From classic one-liners to clever puns and playful banter, there’s something here for everyone. So grab your phone or pull up a chair and get ready to score some major points with the object of your affection.
50 Of The Best Corny Pick Up Lines
If I could, I’d plant you and grow a whole field of you.
My mother named me [your name], but tonight I’m yours.
Who needs Oxygen! You’re the only element I need.
If you were a form of corn you’d be corn syrup, because you’re so sweet.
I may be a dope, but you’re dopamine because this dope has never felt happier.
Call me a volcano because I lava you!
Do you like water? Well, guess what! I’m 60% water.
My love for you is like an unspoken metaphor, which is why I used a simile.
You also like food, drinks, music and oxygen? Well if you like sex too it’s a match made in heaven!
You’re like my high test scores. I want to take you home and show you off to my parents.
Tonight I’m a proton because I am positive you and I are meant to be.
I was never any good at football or baseball. My sport has always been tonsil hockey.
If you were a part of my body you’d be my tonsils, because I want to take you out.
Star light, star bright, please go to the planetarium with me tonight.
If this goes well, you’re about to have a whole lot more in common with Saturn. You’ll both have giant rings.
Before I met you I could say the whole alphabet. Now I can’t ever get past U.
Was your father a pumpkin? Because you’re gourdgeous.
I’m changing my name to John Deere because I’m too darned aTractored to you.
I’ve got all my vaccinations, but there’s no cure for love.
Did I wake up in Georgia? Because how’d I come across a peach like you.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces.
You’re sweeter than fructose!
Of all the beautiful places in this joint I just can’t look pastures!
You’re the earth and I’m the moon. I just can’t break my orbit from you.
I know my Calculus. It says you + me = us.
Here’s what you and google have in common. You have the answers to everything I’m looking for.
I don’t like math. I’ve never cared for numbers. The only one I’m interested in is yours.
I’m not trying to be obtuse, you’re just so darn acute!
Are you a keyboard, because you’re just my type.
Is your phaser set to STUNNING?!
Have you been eating your Campbell’s soup? Because you’re looking Mmm Mmm Good!
You’re so sweet you’d put Hershey’s out of business!
Speaking of Hershey’s, how about a kiss?
Do you like organic or local? Because I’m both.
I actually prefer that life gives me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer’s day.
I love to do the dishes.
I don’t go down the candy aisle, because I’m sweet enough on my own.
I’m not much of a gum chewer. I’d prefer to nibble on your ear while whispering sweet nothings.
You must be related to Nikola Tesla because you are electrifying.
Everytime I see you my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.