The 50 Very Best Knock Knock Pick Up Lines

Valentine’s day is here and that means love is in the air. Are you looking to ask someone out for the first time? Or maybe you’re just looking to keep the romance with that special someone you have been with for a long time. These 55 knock knock jokes are perfect to use as pick up lines. You may find some you really want to use, or you may find them hilarious and want to share them with that special someone. Either way they are fun to use!

Knock knock! Who’s there? The perfect man. The perfect man who? I’m not telling, you have to go out with me to find out.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Shingle, shingle who? I’m very sweet and very shingle.

Knock knock! Who’s there? You! You who? Well hello to you too.

Knock knock! Who’s there? I’ll fly! I’ll fly who? I’ll fly you straight to my heart.

 Knock knock! Who’s there? Ida hump! I had a hump who? Ida hump you if you let me.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Zah! Zah who? Sure I would love to date you on a date to the zoo!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Philip! Philip who? Philip me with kisses and hugs.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Drew! True who? Drew me straight to your heart!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Nose! No two? I know you need to go out with me!

Knock knock! Who’s there? New! New who? Knew you couldn’t say no to my charm!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Mish! Mish who? I really miss you!

 Knock knock! Who’s there? Sha! Sha who? Don’t shoe me away without a kiss first!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Few! Few who? Few who could make you as happy as I can!

Knock knock! Who’s there? The man! The man who? The man who you are about to kiss!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Harry! Harry who? Harry Houdini and you’re under my spell

Knock knock! Who’s there? My date is! My date is who? Me! It’s me!

Knock knock! Who’s there? I door! I Adore who? I adore you so how about a kiss?

Knock knock! Who’s there? Pizza! Pizza who? I want a piece of  that ass!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Bless! Bless who? Thanks but your kiss would be a real true blessing!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Use vood! Use vood who? I will use voodoo on you if I have to for a kiss.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Otch! Otch who? Bless you! Now you owe me a kiss!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Cook! Cook who? Yes! I am cuckoo for you!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Much ad! Much ad who? Much Ado over you my love!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Al kiss!

Al kiss who? You’ll kiss me right now!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Will! Will who? Will you go out to dinner with me!

Knock knock! Who’s there? A light! A light who? A light dinner before we bang!

Knock knock who’s there? Atticus! How to kiss who? I thought I outta kiss you before it’s too late!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Any! Any who? Any who enough with the jokes let’s get to the banging!

Knock knock who’s there? You’re a skin! You’re a skin who? I’m asking you out silly!

Knock knock! Who’s there? To kiss me, say the word! Kiss me say the word who? Who! Who!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Nfl! NFL who? You’re really cute NFL in love with you!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Perry! Perry who? I can’t find my nipples can I see a Perry yours

Knock knock! Who’s there? Adam! Adam who? Kiss these lips because you’re looking right Adam

Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Bend over let me see that ass

 Knock knock! Who’s there? It’s carrie! It’s Carrie who? It’s Carrie how much I’m in love with you.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Jack King! Jack King who? If I don’t get any tonight I will be jacking off when I get home

Knock knock! Who’s there? Juwanna Juwanna who? I’m really horny juwanna have sex?

Knock knock! Who’s there? Harriet! Harriet who? I’m waiting on you to be my date hurry it up!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Sofa King! Sofa King who? It’s sofa King crazy how bad I want you!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Piper! Piper who? Either stroke my pipe or suck it.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Feud! Feud who? We can get to business fued make the first move.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Razor! Razor who? She will sleep with you on the first date if they razor right

Knock knock! Who’s there? Robin! Robin who? Give me a kiss and stop robbing me of it.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Leighton! Leighton who? Are we having sex or am I Leighton you go.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Wally! Wally who? A good man grabs her but wally kisses her

Knock knock! Who’s there? Bob! Bob who? Get down and Bob on my cock.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Naomi! Naomi who? I just bought you a drink and Naomi a date and a kiss.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Arnie! Arnie who? Girl you look so sexy tonight you’re making me really Arnie.

Knock knock who’s there? Howard! Howard who? Howard is it I know You’re about to say yes to a kiss.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Amanda! Amanda who? It’s Valentine’s Day don’t you need Amanda go home with.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Jacket. Jacket who. Do you want to have sex or do I have to go home and jacket.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Maya! Maya who? Are you ready for maya dick!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Betty! Betty who? You should meet my penis Betty likes you.

Knock knock! Who’s there? Andy! Andy who? My penis is looking for a friend Andy wants you!

Knock knock! Who’s there? Juan! Juan who? I’m collecting phone numbers you got Juan?

Knock knock! Who’s there? Rudy! Rudy who? Your ex dumped you? It’s Rudy didn’t marry you!