Pick-up lines may be cringe, but they are also hilarious conversation starters. The lesbian dating scene can be hard to navigate, so why not keep it fun and lighthearted? Whether you’re trying to flirt with that cute barista in your local coffee shop or trying to slide into a girl’s DMs, we’ve got you covered – from dirty to flirty.
Dirty Lesbian Pick-Up Lines
Wanna play rock paper scissor?
I don’t know what’s gotten into my lately… I wish it was you.
Aw you have two cats? Can I see the third?
Whenever I google where to eatout, your name always seems to come up.
Are you a keyboard? Because I need to keep my nails short to work with you.
I’m not big on sunsets, but I’d love to watch you go down.
Wanna go where no man has been before?
They say women should stick together… thigh to thigh.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to put three fingers inside you.
What time do your legs open tonight? I don’t want to be late.
Dinner first, or shall we skip straight to dessert?
Wanna Australian kiss? It’s like a French kiss, but down under.
If you were Eve and I was Adam, I would’ve eaten the whole garden.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’ll scream when I’m in you.
Let’s help the planet and shower together.
You’re the chicken and I’m the egg, let’s see who comes first.
I’m a pirate – show me your treasure chest.
Kiss me in the rain so I’ll be twice as wet.
Do you have room for another tongue in your mouth?
What’s a good person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
They say you are what you eat, so maybe I’ll be you by the morning?
If we were a story, I bet our climax would be unforgettable.
Is your name Winter? Because you’ll be coming soon.
You look busy, but please add me to your list of things to do.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s complicated, I’ll have to show you.
I’ve got an oral exam later…can you help me practice?
Are you a happy meal? Because I’m going to make you come with a toy inside.
What’s your name? I just want to know what I’ll be screaming later.
Wanna share your side of the bed tonight?
Your face is a work of art. Let’s frame it… with my legs.
Flirty Lesbian Pick-Up Line
Is your mother looking for a daughter-in-law?
Do you listen to Girl in Red?
I have so many knives and forks, but I’m looking for a little spoon.
I need to get some fresh air – you just took my breath away.
I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you instead?
I’m an organ donor – want my heart?
*Fall into them* Sorry, I can’t walk straight!
I think there’s something wrong with my phone…you’re isn’t in it.
I’m researching the important dates in history, would you like to be mine?
They should suspend your license for driving all these girls crazy.
Forget about Superwoman and Wonderwoman, I want to be your woman.
Wanna go to a Fletcher concert together?
Let me tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
My friends bet I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl here. Wanna use their money to buy drinks?
I must be dancing with the devil because you’re hot as hell.
Hey, do you have a few minutes for me to hit on you?
I’m good at maths. Give me your number and I’ll see what I can do with it.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I try walking past again?
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but pigs can fly, right?
Somebody better call Heaven – they’re missing an angel.
If I was a cat, I’d want to spend all nine lives with you.
Shouldn’t you be tired? From running through my mind all day.
I like your lipstick, wanna share?
You’re on my mind so much, I should start charging you rent.
If you were a steak, you’d be rare and well done.
They say nothing lasts forever…wanna be my nothing?
I’d take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks in.
Wanna pass the Bechdel Test together?
I just bought this kiss-proof lipstick, wanna help me test it out?
And there you go! A complete list of lesbian pick up lines that may cringe you out a little, but a little confidence could score you a date.