It’s 2023, and women should feel as empowered as possible to make the first move on a guy they’re interested in. But . . . if you’re a little lost for words, let us help you! Here are 150 pickup lines perfectly in time for Valentine’s Day!
I was just wondering if you have an extra heart—because last time I checked, mine belongs to you.
You’re super, and I’m cute. So, together we would be super cute!
It’s funny, I searched “perfect” in Google, and you popped up!
What’s the cast for? Oh, I broke my arm after falling for you.
Who needs a broom when I have you to sweep me off my feet?
Your doctor just called—and she says you’re a little low on vitamin me.
I know video rental stores are kinda dead, but that didn’t stop me from checking you out!
I was worried that I was having cardiac arrest, but then I realized that my heart was just skipping a beat whenever I looked at you.
Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because I could definitely help you tie the knot.
Ugh! My hand is so heavy. Will you hold it for me?
You’re gonna need to drive on our date because you’re so handsome that you’re already driving me crazy!
Ouch! I think cupid just shot me with an arrow. Can you check?
Can you walk a little a head of me? I’ve been told to always follow my dreams.
Do you like Star Wars? Because I want to be the Obi-Wan for you.
Are you a football player? Because I’d love to go on a hut, hut, hike with you.
If you’re a Baskin-Robbins sample, I’m going to need more spoons.
Did we go to the same high school? I swear we had chemistry together.
You spend so much time in my head, I could charge you rent!
I’d bring you to the movies, but it’s tacky to bring your own snacks.
“I ducking love you.” Ugh, sorry. You autocomplete me.
Do you have a pen? Because you sure look write for me.
You’re like a black hole, I could fall for you forever.
I always thought love at first sight was a myth. That was before I saw you.
You know what I would look beautiful in? Your arms.
If you were on Spotify, you’d definitely be one of the hottest singles.
If you were on Netflix, you’d definitely be suggested for me.
Come on, why don’t you do as that little red crab said and “Kiss the Girl.”
I never believed in time travel until I saw you. You’re definitely in my future.
I gotta say, I’ve never truly appreciated my sight until I saw you.
You’re incredibly handsome, but that can’t be the most interesting thing about you. Tell me more.
Wanna be study buddies? Forget the books.
I don’t know what’s more mesmerizing—your eyes or . . . nope, never mind. There’s nothing more mesmerizing than they are.
What’s the date today? I want to remember the day I saw the most beautiful man alive.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but do you want to go on a date? Either way, I win!
Are we cats? Because I’d like to spend all nine lives with you.
(Show your license) See, I’m an organ donor. Would you like my heart?
(Fake sneeze) Oh, God bless me . . . oh, wait (look up and down). I guess he already did.
I’ve never been good at math, but I’d love your number.
(Approach while texting) I’m sorry, I can’t seem to stop. You’re just my type.
Are you a camera? Because I can definitely picture us together.
If being handsome was a crime, you wouldn’t be in this bar. You’d be in a maximum-security jail for sure.
Want me to read your palm? Oh! Interesting, your heart line is leading to me.
I’m sorry—I just had to come over here and introduce myself. You’re the perfect man, right? Tall, dark, and handsome? That has to be you.
If looks could kill, I’d be dead right now.
Are you 5G? Because I feel like we would have a connection everywhere.
I was never any good at geometry—but I can tell for sure that you’re acute.
Thank you so much for the gift. I’ve been smiling ever since I saw you.
I’m no genie, but here I am. Maybe I can grant your other two wishes too.
Hi, are you any good with technology? There’s something wrong with my phone . . . it doesn’t have your number in it.
Whenever anyone asks me how I am, I describe how you look— “just fine.”
I’m a history major, and I love dates. Do you want to go on one?
Are you a student loan? You’ve certainly got my interest.
Why ‘u’ and ‘i’ aren’t next to each other in the alphabet has always been a mystery to me.
I’m sorry. I was supposed to meet my friends at the bar. Clearly, I stumbled into a museum. You’re a work of art.
I mean, come on. Did your parents really have to show off that much when they made you?
I usually go for 8s, but my friends bet me tonight that I wouldn’t hit on a 10. Wanna use their money to get another round of drinks?
Are you my appendix? Because this pit in my stomach makes it feel like it might burst!
Whoa! I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that they served bae goals here.
Life without you is like an empty book, pointless.
Do you know how to train butterflies? The ones in my stomach are going crazy.
You’re so hot, you make me forget my own name. What’s yours?
Hey, just so you know—I tied your shoelaces together. I’d hate for you to fall for anyone else tonight.
I’m like the Little Mermaid. Watch and you’ll see. Someday, I’ll be part of your world.
I’m great at algebra, and I’d be happy to replace your X.
Excuse me, are you an eye doctor? I think something is wrong with my eyes. I can’t get them off of you.
What’s your name? Gilette? You have to be the best a man can get.
Let me find a mirror, I want to show you the hottest guy in here.
You’re my favorite meal of the day. A snack and I want s’more.
Are we on our way to Disney World? Because I feel like we’re going somewhere magical.
We are like my favorite sneakers, a great pair.
Hey, my name is not Ariel, but I can tell that we mer-made for each other.
I wasn’t religious until I saw you and realized that God does answer prayers.
Are you Muhammad Ali? You sure look like a knockout to me.
They say nothing lasts forever—wanna prove them wrong?
I’m sorry, Chamomile? No? My apologies—you looked like a hot tea to me.
You must be a high-test score. I’ve never had something that I wanted to take home to my mother before.
You know, I’m really glad a salesman convinced me to get that life insurance policy. I thought I was too young to die—but my heart just skipped a beat when I saw you.
I hope you have an inhaler because you take my breath away.
How dare you! Your smile blinded me. I’m gonna need your name and number for the insurance claim.
Is your name Hover? Because DAM you’re handsome.
Hi there. Let me introduce myself. I’m girlfriend material.
Are you Nemo? Because I’ve spent a considerable amount of time finding you.
Wanna make a smoothie? You can be the fine-apple—and together we’ll make a pear.
I’d need my glasses to read you because you’re fine print.
I don’t do drugs, but I know that weed be great together.
Let’s flip a coin. Tails you go on a date with me, heads I go on a date with you. Ready?
I’m sorry, do you have a taser? Because I think you just stunned me.
Hey, I’m garbage. Guess you’ll have to take me out.
I bet you’re a great fisherman. You’ve hooked me without even having a pole.
Don’t worry, I’m no felon. But I think I’m felon for you.
You’re so handsome that you make me feel like I’m in Ikea—lost and confused.
You’re the only thing with “fine” all over it that I’ve been excited to see.
I can see it now—we’d be like tortillas and guacamole. Made for each other.
Pikachu, I choose you! (Throw a wadded-up napkin). Oh, I’m sorry. I thought that’s how this worked.
Did you feel that? Was that an earthquake? Or did my world just collapse when I looked at you?
You should probably stay away from Hershey, Pennsylvania. You seem so sweet, you might put the candy company out of business.
How do you feel about pizza? Because you can definitely have a pizza me.
I gotta say, looking at you makes me want to sing the McDonald’s theme song because “ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I’m lovin’ it.”
If I had two dimes to give to the handsomest guy in here, you’d be 20 cents richer right now.
Besides being gorgeous, what do you do in your spare time?
What is a great girl like me doing without your number?
Could you do me a favor? I got this new kiss-resistant lipstick. Will you help me try it out?
People say couples never meet each other organically anymore. But look at us!
Your parents must be pastry chefs—because you are a cutie pie!
Corny pick-up line, you say? I don’t see a line of people holding corn . . .
Cheesy pick-up line, you say? I don’t see a line of people holding cheese . . .
Hi, I’m red phosphorus, and you must be a tiny wooden stick because we are a match!
I once won a trophy for being the best kisser. Want me to show you my skills?
Congratulations! You won the award for the best smile in this bar. Your reward is a date with me.
Hi! Is your name John? Because I’ve never Cena man as attractive as you.
Hey, I’d love to take you to the movies, but I don’t think I’d be able to keep my eyes off of you long enough to watch one.
Do you mind if I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
May I offer you a raisin? Oh, I’m sorry. You looked like you wanted a date.
I can tell you have 11 protons because you are sodium fine.
We’re made from each other. I’m a pickle, and you’re a cute-cumber.
Do you like my dress? It’s made out of girlfriend material.
Let me guess—you’re made of copper and tellurium because you’re CuTe.
Wanna know what the most popular ice breaker is? The Titanic.
Is your style from McDonalds? Because I’m lovin’ it.
Excuse me. I’m sorry to bother you, but I just wanted to let you know that you have cute on your face.
Excuse me. I think you dropped something—oh, yep. It’s my jaw.
You’re so hot that you made me forget my favorite pick-up line.
You don’t even have to tell me. I already know your birthday—October 10. God wouldn’t waste such a perfect opportunity for a 10/10 to enter the world that day.
You meet all of my koala-fications. You must be from Australia, right?
I’m no author. But together, we could write the best romance of all time.
I can see it now—you’re going to be like my favorite bagel—everything.
Oh, my gosh! Imagine how cute we’d be on the top of a wedding cake?
Hi, I’m a cat person. Care to take meowt on a date?
Hey! I’m a cat person, and you have permission to check meowt!
What if I told you that you have a great body. Would you hold it against me?
I hope you like Harry Potter because I a-Dumbledore you.
I’m like AirPods, and you’re a Bluetooth device—we pair together nicely.
Whew! You must be tired—you’ve been running through my mind all the time.
It’s always been my dream to be touched by an angel. (Offer arm). Care to make that dream a reality?
I ordered the perfect boyfriend on Amazon, is that you?
Have you ever heard of a meet cute? No? Well, you’re cute, and I want to meet you.
Please kiss me. I don’t want to lie to my diary.
What’s your favorite cheese? Mine’s gouda—and you like gouda tonight!
Excuse me, sorry. I’m just calling the IPCC—you know, the organization that studies the basis for climate change? You’re so hot, you have to be at least partially responsible.
Do you need a drink menu? Here. Do you want any recommendations? Me-N-U would be pretty great.
Hey! Could you spare a few minutes for me to hit on you?
I’m sorry—were you talking to me? If not, please start.
I’m hoping you can help me. I’m looking for pretty city, and I assume you’re from there . . .
Even if Sir Isaac Newton didn’t discover gravity, I’d still fall for you.
Is your name Waldo? Because I’ve been looking for you for a long time.
You seem just Wright to me. Did you and your brother invent the airplane?
Are you a transformer? Because you look Optimus Fine to me!
Wow, you sure are a talented pickpocket. You stole my heart without even trying that hard.
I’d gladly be the Sally to your Harry. I think I hear “auld lang syne” playing in the distance now.
You know what they say, roses are red, violets are blue—but how did I get so lucky to run into you?