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Yoda Quotes — Since the first Star Wars movie was released in 1977 this epic space saga became an immediate worldwide success. As kids, we have all been playing with a stunning lightsaber replica, the gorgeous laser swords present in the saga, shouting out loud ‘May the force be with you!’.
From the iconic Chewbacca to the fascinating Princess Leia and the gorgeous C-3PO/R2 D2 duo, all Star Wars characters have a special place in our hearts. However, most people will agree that the wisest of them all is the Grandmaster of the Jedi Order, Yoda. From his way of talking to his innate calmness and profound wisdom, Yoda is considered by most one of the best characters of the whole series. And that’s why we decided to collect the 46 best Yoda quotes for you to read out loud whenever you feel down!
Nowadays, we cannot talk about Yoda without mentioning Grogu. Known by many as Baby Yoda, Grogu made his first appearance in The Mandalorian, winning all our hearts with its cuteness. Unfortunately, baby Yoda never talks in the series and that’s why we could not report any of its wise thoughts. However, this didn’t stop him from becoming an internet star conquering the memes world! That’s why, at the end of the article, you will also find some adorable captions to add to your next Baby Yoda meme.
46 of the best Yoda quotes to brighten up your day
“Just disconnect. Once in a day sometimes, sit silently and from all connections disconnect yourself.”
“Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.”
“Age more than a count of heartbeats is. Age is how many mistakes you have made.”
“True mastery of a skill was only the beginning step to understanding it.”
“To answer power with power, the Jedi way this is not. In this war, a danger there is, of losing who we are.”
“No greater gift there is, than a generous heart.”
“Many of the truths that we cling to depend on our point of view.”
“If in anger you answer, then in shame you dwell.”
“Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not.
“Better things than fighting, should a Jedi Master be doing! Seeking wisdom. Finding balance.”
“If no mistake you have made, losing you are. A different game you should play.”
“Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.”
“Always more questions than answers, there are.”
“A decision is yours alone to make. Yet remember you should that you make it also for the silent ones who stand at your shoulder.”
— 15th of 46 Yoda Quotes
“A Jedi always sought to avoid a conflict. Infinitely more ways there are to reach a goal, Yoda had said many times. Try them all, you should.”
“A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack.”
“Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice.”
“A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless.”
“All his life has he looked away… to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. What he was doing.”
“Fear is the path to the dark side…fear leads to anger…anger leads to hate…hate leads to suffering.”
“In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side.”
“Silence is not simply calmness or quietude. Over all words and thoughts it implies transcendence. A state of beyond, a state of pervasive peace, it denotes.”
“To be Jedi is to face the truth, and choose. Give off light, or darkness, Padawan. Be a candle, or the night.”
“Listening to music sometimes, a window opens and happy you are.”
“Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will.”
“Out of acceptance comes wisdom. Not an acquirement wisdom is, not knowledge wisdom is, not information. This quality of tremendous acceptance is wisdom.”
“Wars not make one great.”
“The dark side. Always it speaks to us, from our pain. Our grief. It connects our pain to all pain, our hurt to all hurt.”
“Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.”
— 30th of 46 Yoda Quotes
“Arduous is discovering oneself, going on the greatest exploration it is.”
“Do. Or do not. There is no try.”
“The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the light, the future is.”
“Your path you must decide.”
“To be Jedi is to face the truth, and choose.”
“You think Yoda stops teaching, just because his student does not want to hear? A teacher Yoda is. Yoda teaches like drunkards drink, like killers kill.”
“Always pass on what you have learned.”
“You will find only what you bring in.”
“Like reflections in the mirror thoughts are, clouds passing in the sky, but not the clouds the sky is. Desires, memories, imagination, they all come and go.”
“Smaller in number are we, but larger in mind.”
“Train yourself to let go of everything you fear to lose.”
“When you look at the dark side, careful you must be. For the dark side looks back.”
“On many long journeys have I gone. And waited, too, for others to return from journeys of their own. Some return; some are broken; some come back so different only their names remain.”
“So great life is, to finish it no way there is. The more you would enter into it, the vaster would be the possibilities that open their doors”
“Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.“
“Named must your fear be before banish it you can.”
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10 of the cutest Baby Yoda quotes to add to your next meme
- Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. Cuteness leads to snuggling.
- Jedi am I. Diaper I wear.
- Don’t let Baby Yoda know, but I like my coffee on the dark side.
- “Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.”
- I’m looking forward to the day when Baby Yoda will speak his second word. And then the first.
- “When you look at Baby Yoda, careful you must be. For Baby Yoda looks back.”
- Baby Yoda my name is. Call me Grogu you will not”
- I care more about Baby Yoda then about most of my friends”
- “Post more Baby Yoda memes, I will.”
- 100k members for baby yoda. 2 likes for good content.
