Pokémon Pickup Lines

Are the boy or girls you like into these cute little pokemon creatures? Open the conversation with them using Pokemon devour lines. Please note that a number of these pokemon pickup lines are clean and a few of those could also be on the dirty side. Enjoy and hope that you simply can “catch” the guy or girl’s heart with these cheesy pokemon themes devour sayings.

 

100+ Catchy And Exciting Pokémon Pickup Lines

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How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.

Just like Bulbasaur, you’ll always be my number 1.

Can I call you Cinderella? Because I’d be happy to be your Prince Charmander!

How about we make like Charmander and set your bed on fire tonight.

Hey sweet thang, can I watch your squirtle squirt.

If you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbasaur tonight.

If I were a Clairefairy, I will double slap that ass.

My Pokédex appears to be broken, can I closely examine you myself?

Is that a Ditto in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants

Hey chokorita, wanna play with my Pokeflute?

Charmander is red and Squirtle is blue but out of all 151 i’d still choose you

If I had a master ball, I’ll definitely use it on you.

Hey girl, you put the cool in Tentacool.

Unlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash.

I wish I was seeking , so I could Horn drill you.

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Wanna take a ride on my Gyarados?

Hey girl, are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kicking

If I were a Hitmonchan, I would Thinderpunch that ass.

Just like Ditto, I can be anything you want tonight
Results may vary

Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me.

There are a lot of Magikarp in the sea but I’m looking for a Gyarados like you

Just like Umbreon, I evolve at night too.

I don’t care if you are koffing or weezing, you’re my kind of poison.

I know you are not a pokestop, but I’d still spin you around and tap that

Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by with my incense again?

I won’t need a lucky egg to get lucky tonight

Hey girl, can I hatch an egg in your cage of origin.

Ohhh, you are so hot, I think I’m gonna need a burn heal.

You are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only Master ball on you.

What do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.

If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off

Let’s make like a super rod and hookup

Good thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might cause an explosion

Aye girl, if I were a Nidoking, you’d be my Nidoqueen.

Are you from the Hoenn region, because you are the only HO I see

I think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning.

Hey gorgeous, Do you play Pokémon go? Because I’m trying to squirtle on your jiggypuffs.

Do you wanna play with my poke balls

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If you’re snorlax, can you make an Earthquake in my bed.

Hey baby, are you a Pokémon cause I got an opening on my team and you are just my type.

All I want for Christmas this year is “Mew”

I’m going to give you an Everstone because I want you to stay just the way you are.

If I were a clefairy, I would double slap that ass.

My Pokédex appears to be broken, can I closely examine you myself.

Hey chikorita, wanna play with my flute

Girl, you are a good catch. I think I might have to use my only master ball on you.

Are your a fire-type Pokémon because you are pretty hot.

Girl, are you a Pokémon cause I would love to throw my balls at you.

“BUTTERFREE” up your schedule cause imma “BEEDRILLING” you all night.

Hey girl with the jiggypuffs, let me take a pikachu

Girl, you must have used a tail whip because your booty is leaving me defenseless.

My Exeggcute is very weak. Battle to gain experience.

Let’s go make Mewtwo for two of us.

Would you like to play my “Pokemon Fue”?

Do you want to Lickilick my muddy stick?

I want to apply sweet honey to your forretress.

If I’m Pigeon, I can take off your pants with “Kazeokoshi”.

Do you want to see my Poliwag?

Like Blackie, I evolve at night.

If you compare yourself to Pokemon, it’s a squirtle. Because it gets me wet!

Do you want to battle? My monster ball is ready!”

How would you like me to use my onix to bind you to my bed.

I’d like to ride you like a Horsea.

You must swim around cinnabar island because you are the “MISSINGNO” to my heart.

Are you pikachu because you electrify me

You don’t have to ring the bell. If our eyes meet, I’ll come.

Was charmander your starter? Because you are a blazing inferno.

I’d use rock climb in your forest.

Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam.

Will you use rock polish on my poke balls?

Hey girl you make my caterpie go metapod

I don’t need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly.

Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!!

Want to register your number in my PokeNav?

My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.

Can I fingerbang you, with my Bulbasaur?

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Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.

Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?

I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.

How about you use REST, so I can sleep with you.

Kiss me when I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

My Kadabra has just used future sight, and guess what? It appears like we have got a future together.

Hey, girl, feel my sweater. Do you know what it made of? Boyfriend material.

I value my breath, so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away whenever you pass by.

Did you use CONFUSE RAY on me? Because I am becoming sleepy.

I don’t need to catch them all. You are enough.

My Zombie plan has been written to include you.

My peepy is attracted to your NICE SMELL.

STI’s are like Pokemon baby; I have to get them all! Do you want to help me out?

Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.

The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.

Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.

Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.

You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!

You are Starmie and I am Staryu because we belong together

How about you come and see my safari zone.

Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.

I’d POUND you with my Piplup.

I’m not gonna Raichu a love song.

I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.

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