Siamese, Persian, Sphynx, Himalayan and Abyssinian they come in all shapes and sizes and the list goes on and on. But one thing is for certain whatever the breed, behind every cat is a tried and true Cat Lover. We love our furry friends! They are part of families and they are our friends.
So take a moment, sit back in your favorite spot, stretch out in the sun or lean against your best scratching post and enjoy 50 of the funniest jokes all about feline friends: Cats.
50 Purr-fect Cat Jokes
1- What does a cat eat before it’s main meal? A Mouse-bouche.
2- How does a cat make coffee? In a Purr-culator.
3- Where do French cats like to hide? Cat-a combs.
4- How do Cats organize their books? They use a Cat-alouge.
5- What score did the kitten get in its test today in school? 10/10. ~ Purr-fect
6- What do you call a cat who starts something? A Cat-alyst.
7- What do you call a cat sitting on a leaf? A Cat-apillar.
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8- Why did the cat go to prison? For Cat-napping his nemesis.
9- Where did cats live in Ancient Greece? The Panther-non.
10- What did the mother cat say to her children? Stop kitten-ing around.
11- Why was the hippy cat happy? She was Fe-line groovy.
12- What did the cat say to the cow? How Meow brown cow.
13- What do you call a feline chimney sweep? A cat on a hot tin roof.
14- Did you hear about the cat who won the lottery? He was ecs-Cat-ic.
15- Why was the cat sent to her room? She had a Hissy fit.
16- Did you see the feline stand up comic? They were Hiss-terical.
17- What do you call cats that fall over a cliff? A Cats-cade.
18- Which cat threw the biggest and most lavish parties in the 1920’s? The Great Catsby.
19- Why did the cat go to jail? He commited a Feline-oney.
20- Why did the cat poop on the floor? Because we lit-ter
21- How do you sort cats into groups? You put them into Cat-orgiries
— 22nd of 50 Cat Jokes
22- Why did the cat go to jail? He was caught Lion-ing to the police.
23- What do cats put on their French fries? Catsip.
24- How does a cat boil water? They use a Cat-tle.
25- Why did the cats get expelled from school? They were cheetahs.
26- Who gives presents to good cats at Christmas? Santa Claws.
27- Why was the tiger held in contempt? Because he was a liger.
28- What do cats keep in their homes? Furr-niture.
29- How did they know the cat was an excellent fencer? He was Sabre-tooth.
30- What cat was a member of King Arthur’s round table? Sir Lance-Ocelot.
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31- Why did one cat massage the other? It was Kneading attention.
32- What do you call a large group of cats? Cat-tle.
33- What do you call a cat that is tortoiseshell and white colored? Calico-ordinated.
34- What San Francisco food do cats love to eat? Mice-a-roni.
35- What happens when you tame a wildcat? They become a mildcat.
36- What do you call a cat with eight legs? An Octo-pussy.
— 37th of 50 Cat Jokes
37-What do you call a cat who does the bare minimum? A Mere-cat.
38- Where does a postman drop off a cat’s mail? The litter box.
39- Where do cats sell their second hand goods? The Paw-n shop.
40- What religion do all cats follow? Cat-tholicism.
41-What kind of boats do cats like the most? A CAT- amaran
42- What job do most cars think their owners have? CAT-ering
43- Why was the cat so sweaty? It was so moggy outside
44- Why were the cats meow so low? He was Whisker-ing
45- What type of cats become exotic dancers? Mal-teasers
46- How for the cat get a promotion at work? They were Puss-istant
47- Why is the lion the king of the jungle? He is Furr-ocious
48- Where do American cats like to vacation? The Cat-skills
49- What delicacy do dogs love? Cat Loaf and Clowder
50- What is the study of cats from the past called? HISS-tory
— Bonus Cat Jokes
What does a scared cat say?
Stop freaking meowt.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
How do cats maintain law and order?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse.
— Cat Knock Knock Jokes
Claws the door, it’s cold!
Cat you understand!
Hans off my kitten!