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What’s not to love about cows!
These gentle giants of the land want nothing moo-re than a place to graze and live their lives for as long as we will let them. And as moo-re and moo-re people say no to meat and yes to plant based diets, let’s moo-ve along and look at eighty of the funniest puns about these moo-nificant animals.
The Best Cow Puns
Cows love history, they visiting the moo-seaum
Cows are known for a certain hairstyle, the cowlick
I love jokes about cows, they are so a-moos-ing
Long ago Italian cows had a very strict leader, Moo’s-olini
My favorite bovine actor is David Hassel-hoof.
The most popular bar for cows in Germany is the famous Hoof-bräuhaus
Cows love music, especially the band The Mighty Mighty Bovines!
Cows normally do not enlist in the army, they are known to be cow-ards
Cows make great astronauts, they are very much at home on the moo-n
Cows really love the Cat Stevens song Moo-n Shadow
Little known fact, cows love moo-naise on their sandwiches
You should trust me, have I ever steered you wrong?
Always remember life is short, so grab it by the horns
Bulls are not known for being very romantic, but they are very horny
Cows love classical music, especially the horn section
Bulls are not known for being great drivers, they rely to much on the horn
Cows are known as great travelers, they always fly in a Moo-eing 747.
Cows favorite bar snacks are Moo-zerella sticks
Bulls are known for their tempers and bad moo-ds
Cows love classical music, especially Moo-zart
They do now however, like Beet-hoof-en
Hugh Heif-ner is a hero to a lot of bulls
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Cow. Cow Who?. Cow… Wait sorry I totally butchered the punchline
Most cows skip breakfast, they like to graze
Cows only take photos at night, they look great in the moo-nlight
I heard about a cow who had a terrible temper, you could say he was a mad cow
Cows are very quiet in large groups, they can’t be herd
Young cows make terrible drivers, they can’t steer
Cows make bad drivers, their hoofs can’t reach the steering wheel
The young cow was on a diet, so he ate only calf-portions
Cows love fairytales, especially when they live happily heifer-after
Cows are very careful they don’t like to make mis-steaks
Cows are known to stay in one place, they hate moo-ving
Cows are terrible at debating, they make a lot of moot points
When a cow goes to college they go to Ox-ford
Cows that wear clothes look udder-ly ridiculous
Cows have been known to fly, they use their buffalo wings
Cows make great marksmen, they are known for their bulls eyes
When cows travel they stay in moo-tels
Cows in the 80’s were often seen wearing moo-n boots
Cows in love are known to s’moon
Eventually all old cows are put out to pasture
Seeing two cows next to each other can often trigger deja-moo
Cow don’t often work in hospitality jobs, they don’t like tipping
Holy Cow is a popular saying in India
The vegan never ate meat, they had strong veal-ings about it
When cows need to be stealthy they fly udder the radar
When a cow nods their head it means they udder-stand
In the 60’s a lot of cows wore moo-d rings
For pain a lot of bulls use Ox-icotin
Cows love pizza! Their favorite topping is Moo-zeralla
Both cows wanted dessert so they went calves
Two or more cows in a car use the cow-pool lane
When bandits go to parties and dance they normally Do the Rustle
Two best friend male cows are called bro-vines
Cows are huge fans of Michael Jackson, they love the moo-n walk
Cows that live in Brooklyn are called hoof-sters
Teenage cows love to play video games, their favorite is Moo-rio Brothers
There once was a cow that tried to be a clown, they were udderly ridiculous
Bulls and cows always kiss at the stroke of twelve when they celebrate Moo Years Eve
Teenage Moo-tant Ninja Steer-tles is a popular comic for young cows
Cows love to read to Dairy Tales to your kids
Cows love candy bars, their favorite one is Moo-nds
The calf kept getting in trouble at school, they were making to many moo-stakes
Cows love to eat middle eastern food, their favorite thing is moo-ssaka
Cows eat breakfast every morning, they love moos-li
The cows were related they were cow-sins
Cows are terrible at math they can’t cow’nt
Cows never say anything, in fact they are moo-t
The bulls never went near the old barn, it was horn-ted
Cows love to dress up at Halloween, they wear cows-tumes
Cow parents use a moo-bile to help their calves get to sleep
Cows love Chrstmas, they always hang their stockings
The cow princess in the story loved her Dairy Godmother
A cow’s favorite city is Moo York
After being arrested the cow had to be prod for answers
The bull was scared of the famer, so he cowered in the shed
Cows love the beach their favorite shells are Cowries
The cows wanted a pet and winded up getting a bull-dog
The steers were picked on in high school, they were bullied