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Cat puns are great for your men-tail health. They’ll have you clawing on the floor with laughter and make the purr-fect mice-breaker. Whether you want to cheer up a fellow cat-lover or need a pick-up line, look no further.
We have 75 perfect puns that are paws for celebration.
Cat Puns: Hiss and Make-Up Puns
- I’m litter-ly in love with you.
- I think we should get meow-rried someday.
- I’m so fur-tunate.
- You’ve got purr-sonality.
- Whisker me away.
- You’re my best fur-end.
- You’re so purr-suasive.
- Wait a meow-ment.
- You’re paw-sitively blushing.
- I would love to kiss you, you have a beautiful mouse.
- I’ll have a meow-tini.
- Girl, you’re looking fe-line!
- You look fur-miliar.
- You’re so purr-ty.
- Can we press paws on this relationship?
Cat Puns: Purr-iffic Come-Back Puns
- You’re in-fur-rior to me.
- That’s hiss-terical.
- I’m feline good.
- Cut the cattitude.
- Paw-don my language
- You’re hilari-mouse!
- That’s just claw-ful.
- You’re a fur-midable opponent.
- That’s a bit radi-claw.
- Paw-don me.
- That was a cat–astrophe.
- Don’t be a sourpuss.
- You’ve got to be kitten me.
- I’m feline sad.
- I’ve got my thinking cat on.
- You’re freaking meow-t.
Cat Puns: Meow-tivational Puns
- Keep up the mew-mentum.
- Best fishes.
- Stay paw-sitive!
- You’re a glamourpuss.
- Don’t worry. Be tabby.
Cat Puns: Cat-rrific Films, Songs and Book Puns
- Whisker while you work.
- The rest is still un-kitten.
- Climb every meow-tain.
- Claw-less.
- The Sound of Mewsic.
- The Devil Wears Paw-da
- Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
- Downton Tabby.
- Cat-atouille.
- The Great Catsby.
Hiss-terical Meow Puns for Cat Lovers
- My cat’s favorite breakfast is Mice Krispies.
- These puns are a-paw-ling!
- My cat wants a Furr-ari.
- Cats don’t like online shopping, they purr-fur cat-alogues.
- My cat’s favorite paintings are self-paw-traits.
- Check his vi-tail signs.
- If your cat has smelly breath give them some mousewash.
- A cat’s favorite vegetable is as-purr-agus.
- My cat’s favorite discount is: buy one, get one furry.
- I have a cat with 8 legs. It’s called octo-puss.
- An invisible cat’s favorite drink is evaporated milk.
- My cat loves litter-ature.
- A cat’s favorite day of the week is definitely Cat-urday.
- Cats get so distracted by computers. They always have one eye on the mouse.
- I’m friends with an alley cat. She loves to go bowling.
- My cat is super cathletic.
- You kicked out the cat? That’s a bit radi-claw.
- Your cat handed in an essay identical to mine. What a copycat!
- My favorite color is purr-ple.
- Are you fur-real?
- My cat went to nursing school. She wanted to be a first aid kit.
- It’s a paw-ssibility my cat ate your tuna sandwhich.
- My cat’s favorite dessert is mice-cream.
- I caught my cat stealing food, what a paw-purr-trator.
- I’m surprised my cat passed their exams, they did the paw-mewminum!
- My cats’ best subject at school is Hissstory.
- I can’t paw-form in these conditions!
- I’m so sorry to hear about your cat. It’s claw-ful.
- My cat’s gone missing! Better call claw-enforcement.
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