The 73 Very Best Cat Puns

The 73 Very Best Cat Puns

Cat puns are great for your men-tail health. They’ll have you clawing on the floor with laughter and make the purr-fect mice-breaker. Whether you want to cheer up a fellow cat-lover or need a pick-up line, look no further.

We have 75 perfect puns that are paws for celebration.

Cat Puns: Hiss and Make-Up Puns

  1. I’m litter-ly in love with you.
  2. I think we should get meow-rried someday.
  3. I’m so fur-tunate.
  4. You’ve got purr-sonality.
  5. Whisker me away.
  6. You’re my best fur-end.
  7. You’re so purr-suasive.
  8. Wait a meow-ment.
  9. You’re paw-sitively blushing.
  10. I would love to kiss you, you have a beautiful mouse.
  11. I’ll have a meow-tini.
  12. Girl, you’re looking fe-line!
  13. You look fur-miliar.
  14. You’re so purr-ty.
  15. Can we press paws on this relationship?

Cat Puns: Purr-iffic Come-Back Puns

  1. You’re in-fur-rior to me.
  2. That’s hiss-terical.
  3. I’m feline good.
  4. Cut the cattitude.
  5. Paw-don my language
  6. You’re hilari-mouse!
  7. That’s just claw-ful.
  8. You’re a fur-midable opponent.
  9. That’s a bit radi-claw.
  10. Paw-don me.
  11. That was a cat–astrophe.
  12. Don’t be a sourpuss.
  13. You’ve got to be kitten me.
  14. I’m feline sad.
  15. I’ve got my thinking cat on.
  16. You’re freaking meow-t.

Cat Puns: Meow-tivational Puns

  1. Keep up the mew-mentum.
  2. Best fishes.
  3. Stay paw-sitive!
  4. You’re a glamourpuss.
  5. Don’t worry. Be tabby.

Cat Puns: Cat-rrific Films, Songs and Book Puns

  1. Whisker while you work.
  2. The rest is still un-kitten.
  3. Climb every meow-tain.
  4. Claw-less.
  5. The Sound of Mewsic.
  6. The Devil Wears Paw-da
  7. Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
  8. Downton Tabby.
  9. Cat-atouille.
  10. The Great Catsby.

Hiss-terical Meow Puns for Cat Lovers

  1. My cat’s favorite breakfast is Mice Krispies.
  2. These puns are a-paw-ling!
  3. My cat wants a Furr-ari.
  4. Cats don’t like online shopping, they purr-fur cat-alogues.
  5. My cat’s favorite paintings are self-paw-traits.
  6. Check his vi-tail signs.
  7. If your cat has smelly breath give them some mousewash.
  8. A cat’s favorite vegetable is as-purr-agus.
  9. My cat’s favorite discount is: buy one, get one furry.
  10. I have a cat with 8 legs. It’s called octo-puss.
  11. An invisible cat’s favorite drink is evaporated milk.
  12. My cat loves litter-ature.
  13. A cat’s favorite day of the week is definitely Cat-urday.
  14. Cats get so distracted by computers. They always have one eye on the mouse.
  15. I’m friends with an alley cat. She loves to go bowling.
  16. My cat is super cathletic.
  17. You kicked out the cat? That’s a bit radi-claw.
  18. Your cat handed in an essay identical to mine. What a copycat!
  19. My favorite color is purr-ple.
  20. Are you fur-real?
  21. My cat went to nursing school. She wanted to be a first aid kit.
  22. It’s a paw-ssibility my cat ate your tuna sandwhich.
  23. My cat’s favorite dessert is mice-cream.
  24. I caught my cat stealing food, what a paw-purr-trator. 
  25. I’m surprised my cat passed their exams, they did the paw-mewminum!
  26. My cats’ best subject at school is Hissstory.
  27. I can’t paw-form in these conditions!
  28. I’m so sorry to hear about your cat. It’s claw-ful.
  29. My cat’s gone missing! Better call claw-enforcement.

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Emma Carey