The 46 Very Best Love Puns

The 46 Very Best Love Puns

The best part of not being single is having that comfort element! Perhaps you are looking for cute ways to show your affection to them or you want to spice up your morning texts?

Or perhaps you are trying to get a special someone’s attention to confess your feelings! In any case, cracking a cheesy love pun takes a lot of the load out of the emotional load of baring your feelings! If you are searching for punny ways to confess your love to someone special then search no further! This cute list of curated love puns will do just fine!


Best Love Puns

  1. You are my Soil-mate.
  2. Let’s avocuddle.
  3. I think you are eggsquisite.
  4. You’re a sweet-tea.
  5. I A-door you.
  6. I lava you
  7. I loaf You
  8. Yoda one for me.
  9. You are my butter-half.
  10. Love is all you knead.
  11. You’re Pearfect.
  12. I think you’re dino-mite!
  13. I fence-y you
  14. Lime so glad you’re mine.
  15. I’d like to see you s’more
  16. You octopi my heart.
  17. I’m so grape-ful for you
  18. I find you a-dough-rable.
  19. You’re one in a melon!
  20. Talk dir-tea to me.
  21. I love you so ducking much
  22. You make me hap-pea
  23. I’ve bean thinking of you
  24. Won’t chew be mine
  25. We’re made PHO each other (Pho-dish)
  26. You are shrimply the best
  27. Be my bae-rrito
  28. I find you a-peel-ing
  29. Taco dirty to me.
  30. I yam totally thankful for you.
  31. Peas be mine.
  32. I wana gar-lick you all over
  33. You are my soy mate
  34. You bake me crazy


Cute “I Love You” Puns

1. I lava you so much that my heart erupts like a volcano!

2. I love you a latte! Seriously Words can’t espresso how much I love you!

3. I hope you like veggies cause I love you from my head tomatoes.

4. “Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Olive, who?”
“Olive you so much!”

5. “Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Owl, who?”
“Owl always love you!”

6. I sure hope you’re not gluten free because I loaf you!

7. I hope you like breakfast because  I love you a waffle lot.

8. You are the mug to my coffee and I love you a latte.

9. I love you’ more than chocolate, marshmallows, and crackers!

10. I hope you’re not kosher because I love you big time!

11. I donut want to glaze over the fact that I love you a hole bunch.

12. Are you a succulent? Asking because Aloe you Vera much!

13. What did the electric socket say to their spouse?
“I love you a watt!”

14. “Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Wendy, who?”
“Wendy you think you’ll realize how much I love you?”

15. “Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Juno, who?”
“Juno I love you, right?”

Next: I Love You More Than


Cute Love Puns

1. I love your sweater. I think it’s made out of spouse material.

2. Our love is a fruit salad! We are a great pear and I cherryish you.

3. Our love is like hot chocolate with marshmallows: You’re hot and I really want to be on you.

4. Our love is a hot dog; I relish it.

5. Your love is like a lightbulb, cause it lights up my life!

6. Your love is a dictionary… It gives meaning to my life.

7. “Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Candice, who?”
“Candice be love that I am feeling?”

8. Did you hear about the two vampires that went on a date? It was love at first bite!

9. On the sea of love, you’re my soul-matey!

10. Your love is like vodka: worth the chase.

11. Your love doesn’t give me butterflies in the tummy, it gives me the whole zoo!

12. Are you cake? Cause I’d love a piece of that!

13. What did the serial killer give his lover for Valentine’s day?
His heart?
Well, not his.

14. What kind of architecture do people in love prefer?
Heart deco.

15. What do you call two canaries in love?

16. “Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Love, who?”
“Love me, of course!”

17. How can you get a banker to fall in love with you?
Pique their interest.

18.”Knock, Knock.” “Who’s there?” “Honeydew!” “Honeydew who?” “Honeydew you know how much I love you?”

19. What is the most romantic piece of clothing?
The glove!

20. What do love and fatty foods have in common?
They both go straight for your heart!

Next: 100 Romantic Love Poems 


Romantic Love Puns

1. Are you a geologist? I’m asking cause you rock my world!

2. I’m sure you could donate blood to me, because you’re just my type!

3. I should better give you a ride. We don’t want you pulled over for driving while intoxicating.

4. Wait is this a lab? Look at our great chemistry!

5. Baby you are my perfect match. I know because you light my fire!

6. I’ll never manage to stay mad at you just like I’ll never manage not to be mad about you.

7. When we get married it will be so emotional. Even the cake will be in tiers.

8. Sorry if I’m being cheesy, but you’ll always have a pizza my heart.

9. Are you a janitor? Because you’ve swept me off my feet.

10. You must secretly be a nuclear technician because you’re both radiant and glowing!

11. You must be a smartphone keyboard because you auto-complete me. 

12. If you were a triangle, you would be acute!

13. Are you from Paris? Because Eiffel for you.

14. I have come up with the perfect crime! Let’s do it together: I’ll steal your heart and you’ll steal mine.

15. Even without gravity I’d still have fallen for you.

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