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Ever been in a situation where you feel like “this would be the perfect time for a pun”, but not being able to find it? Well, here’s a starter kit for you when it comes to egg-puns!
But be careful: Some of them might make you crack up…
100 of the Best Egg Puns
I just got egg-stradited.
This omelette is so bad it feels like a yolk.
Wearing a dress, the farmer felt really egg-stravagant.
He felt like Jason Bourne, always looking for the nearest egg-sit.
This omelette is egg-straordinary.
The chicken got infected, but luckily it was egg-stracellularly.
The gate was open, so the chicken decided to go on an egg-spedition.
She wasn’t able to fully egg-spress herself.
A thousand chickens met up for the egg-shibitionism event.
As the roosters lined up, the chicken felt like she was on egg-spo.
The priest didn’t like his latest church member, so he got egg-scommunicated.
The astronauts decided to make an eggs-tragalactial omelette.
The chicken-growth was egg-sponential.
The chef arrived at his final egg-sam.
I’m tired of egg-sisting.
The chicken was eventually egg-spelled for its atrocities.
The farmer got really egg-cited with his new chickens.
With the wildfire going on, the egg-sodus from the farm was unavoidable.
The chickens grew tired of their small farm, and felt like egg-spanding their territory.
It was time to go. He had egg-ceeded his stay.
They really liked it at the farm, and didn’t want to get egg-sported.
Everybody likes fried chicken, egg-cept the farmer.
“I love a good omelette. I’m an egg-spert!”
He wished for a cookbook, but didn’t get what he egg-spected.
As she was running through the empty streets, she felt really egg-sposed.
The farmer had successfully egg-stended his record.
The doctor needed to egg-stract a sample from the fetus.
The midwife knew egg-cactly where to check.
Uploading all the recipes would take a lot of egg-sabytes.
The perfect preparation for giving birth, would be some egg-sercise.
“Making omelettes really egg-cites me!”
Egg Puns: Part 2
The chicken’s muscles were damaged, so it could no longer egg-shale.
The chicken bumped into the hen: “Oh, egg-scuse me.”
“This breakfast is very egg-cotic!”
She couldn’t be bothered with the whole review of her restaurant, so she demanded an egg-cerpt.
They weren’t able to have more babies, so they got egg-stinct.
The ostrich had run so far it got egg-shausted.
When she mixed them together, they egg-sploded.
When he finally realised she was with him just to steal his chickens, he felt egg-sploited.
As he realised what the chicken had actually done, it needed to be egg-secuted.
“This omelette doesn’t taste nice, and we need to egg-samine why.”
“The size of that chicken is egg-streme!”
“Why do you only have french toast? Egg-splain!”
Of different amphibians, there are many egg-samples.
Living close to the nuclear test site, the chickens got egg-sposed.
Throw away the yolk, and use the white as an egg-spunger.
He knew he was a human, but felt like a chicken, so he performed an egg-sorcism.
Despite the prejudices, the chicken and the horse went through with their egg-sogamic wedding.
After receiving chemotherapy, he started egg-suviating.
She left the farm and went into egg-sile.
He needed to stand up, but his egg-stensors wouldn’t comply.
The egg to the white: “Are we egg-sclucive?”
“Before lunch is over, I would love to egg-change numbers!”
“The lunch menu is so egg-sasperating!”
She flipped the omelette in the air, making it look like an egg-stravaganza.
The chickens have been egg-sterminated.
“I’m moving to the egg-surbs.”
The farmer egg-stolled his latest upgrade.
“I’m very hungry, so can I have one egg-stra?”
They had to leave after the egg-serted pressure.
Egg Puns: Part 3
Amongst all the bakers, she egg-celled!
After living in New Zealand for 20 years, the Spanish egg-spat went home.
Hitting the edge of the frying pan, was its egg-sodoi.
“I will now egg-sect the yolk.”
After winning the baking competition, she egg-sulted.
Cooking wasn’t enough, so he decided to join a different egg-stracurricular activity.
The chickens were egg-static.
He left the bakery in egg-stacy.
The farmer was known to be quite egg-centric.
The squared one was the egg-ception to the rule.
“I haven’t had a proper french toast in months, and I don’t egg-cept that!”
He tried to find his omelette with egg-sray.
“Your favorite animal could be the chicken, for egg-sample.”
“We need someone egg-sternal to look at this.”
“I need breakfast!” he egg-sclaimed.
“I don’t want a mix, I want that one!” he said egg-splicitly.
An apple a day is a good egg-spression.
“Let’s do an egg-speriment.”
The shell always felt egg-strinsic.
The farm was on fire, so he used the egg-stuingisher.
That color made him feel egg-ceptional!
You’re egg-saggerating!
To my farm, the chickens are egg-sistential.
The pain was egg-cruciating.
The baker needed some time off, so he went for an egg-scursion.
She needed to egg-splore the menu.
Unfortunately they are egg-stirpated.
What a lovely egg-sterior!
He had made a ton of omelettes, so he was quite egg-sperienced.
After cracking five people’s heads, he would be known as the egg-cecutioner.
They knew he had cracked it, despite his egg-sculpatory tone.
What gives them such a stable and strong core, is their egg-soskeleton.
How to make an omelette is pretty self-egg-splanatory.
The yolk and the white unwillingly joined up, feeling egg-spropriated.
I would love to be that egg-straverted.
After the shell was cracked, the yolk felt like an egg-screment.
They had to do some more egg-scavating.
The shell makes the yolk feel egg-cellent!
The chef cracked it egg-cemplary.
This might lead to an egg-suberance of chickens.
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