The 82 Very Best Cheese Puns

The 82 Very Best Cheese Puns

I love a grate cheese pun as gouda the next guy. What’s more, cheese is the perfect food. You can have cheese on toast, on a burger, in pasta…all this talk of food is making me swiss I had some cheese. Unless you have some lactose-intelorant friends, we are brie-ty sure you’ll give someone a gouda laugh with our top 80 cheese puns. Just remember, it’s slice to make a friend smile!


Cheese Puns: Brie-lliant Cheesey Sayings

1. Gouda take the good with the bad.

2. Cheese Louise!

3. Cleanliness is next to Gouda-liness.

4. Anything you can do, I can do feta.

5. Praise Cheeses!

6. Don’t slice the hand that feeds you!

7. The best things in life are brie.

8. Sorry you’re feeling bleu.

9. Bitter late than never.

10. To brie or not to brie.

11. Let it brie.

12. Ricotta get going.

13. I’ve just been on a mad shopping brie.

14. Take it cheesy.

15. A journey of thousand miles begins with a single slice.

16. It’s gouda brie a good day.

17. All gouda things come to an end.

18. It’s brie-ter to be safe than sorry.

19. Set your mind at cheese.


Cele-bri-tary Cheese Puns

Gouda luck!

Don’t be blue, you’re not old, you’re just mature.

Three cheese for your birthday.

Hoping today is as nice as can brie.

Have a brie-lliant birthday!


Grate Films, Books and Songs

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Pink Floyd – Swiss You Were Here.

I love dancing to R&Brie.

You can’t make a film on swiss cheese, the plot is too hole-y.

Grate Gatsby.

I wanted to be a singer, but I had grater plans.

I love dancing to Brie-yoncé.

Cheese all that.

I can feel it coming in Gruyere tonight.


Cheese Puns: Romantically Mature Cheesey Puns

That’s what cheese said.

You are looking mozzare-hella good.

Let’s brie friends forever.

If you don’t like cheese I’m nacho type. 

The first cheesy couple were Edam and Eve.

I would be so provolone without you.

It’s always cheddar to give than to receive.

To havarti and to hold.

I’m so in love, I camembert it.

You’re up to no gouda.

Hey, you’re looking sharp.

Ricotta get through this!

Would you brie mine?

Do you brie-lieve in magic?

You’re so cheesygoing.

Where would I brie without you?!

If looks curd kill.

This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.

Beauty is in the eye of the brie-holder.

I’m nacho average girl.

I’m grateful for your presence.

I had fondue you think we can do this again?

You’re cheddar off without him.

Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?

You’re my Roquefort ever.

I’m cheddar off alone.

You’re my soul swiss-ter.

Who cares if you’re alone-y, just eat some macaroni.

Talk Curd-y to me

Absence makes the heart grow fondue.


Cheese Puns: Cheesy Comeback Puns

That calls for further analyswiss.

I’ll take your curd for it.

Let’s agree to disabrie.

Lay your curds on the table.

Mind your own cheesewax.

He’s a real munster.

This is nacho thing.

You’re my arch neme-swiss.

Don’t touch! They’re nachos.

I beg to disabrie.

Nacho problem.

What is your hypotheswiss?

You think you’re feta than me?

Emma Carey

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Emma Carey