The 82 Very Best Bee Puns

The 82 Very Best Bee Puns

Guess what? Bees are cute, fuzzy, and essential to Mother Nature. There is no Planet Bee, so an easy way to show your enthusiasm is with a bee-rilliant bee pun. We guarantee you’ll leave with a smile on your face and a wing in your step. If you’re looking to bee-rate your kids with humor or just want to pollen someone’s leg, we have the bee pun for you.


Bee-mine Bee Puns

You’re so hot, you make my colony collapse.

Bee the change you want to see.

Here’s my number. Give me a buzz and I’ll bee yours.

Honey, I’m home!

I’m bee-sotted with you.

Pollinate me.

Hive a nice day!

Always bee yourself.

The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees.

Come a little closer. I promise I won’t sting.

Bees love a honey-moon.

If you were a bee, I’d keep you.

You’re sweeter than honey.

The start of a relationship is always the sweetest. 

Give me a hive five!

Let’s make a bee-line for the bedroom.

Beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.


Un-Bee-Leivable Party Bee Puns

Happ-Bee Birthday!

Come over, we’re throwing a house swarming party.

No one at the party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself, but he just kept droning on.


Come-Back Bee Puns That Sting

That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee!

A wasp is nothing more than a wanna-bee.

The talkative bee earned a reputation as being a blab-bee.

Wasp are you talking about?

Go away, I want to bee alone.

You’re talking too quietly. Don’t be a mumble-bee!

Will you quit pollen my leg?


Puns for Babe-bees & Kids

The teacher kept telling the naughty bee to bee-hive himself.

We call our babe-bee little hum-bug.

My little bee loves bumble gum.

My kids take the school buzz to get to school.


Geek – Bee Puns

When a bee writes a sonnet, they’re waxing poetic.

If you offend an audience of beekeepers you may hear some veiled threats.

Do you think a bee’s favorite book is the Great Gats-bee?

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.


Pollen Your Leg Bee Puns

The bee got fired from the hairdressers. The only style he could do was a buzz-cut.

Bees style their hair with a honeycomb.

A bee’s favorite sport is rug-bee.

Bees love the summer because it’s swarm outside.

The bee bank robber said to the hostages, “Your honey or your life.”


Bee Puns that aren’t too sha-bee

Wasp are you talking about? Bee mine!

How do bees celebrate a win? With a hive-five!

What did the bee say to the prankster? “Quit pollen my leg!”

How does the bee know if it’s a healthy weight? With its Bee-M-I!

Bee puns really sting.

Being young is not all it’s cracked up to bee. 

What do you call a bee that looks down on others? Snob-bee!

What social media did bees use in 2007? Beebo!

If you were a bee, I’d keep you.

What is a bee’s favourite historical period? Eliza-bee-than.

What do bees drink out of? Beekers.

Appearances can bee deceiving.

What did the boring bee get called? A buzzkill!

Why was the bee expelled from school? Bad beehaviour!

What do you get if you cross a bee and a dog? A bee-gle.

How do bees know what they’re studying at school? By looking at the syllabuzz.

What did the mummy bee say to naughty baby bee? “Beehive yourself!”

What did the parent bee say to their child? “I’m swarming you!”

What did the angry bee say? “Buzz off!”

“I’m an insectional feminist!”

 What are bees’ favourite weapons? BeeBee guns.

Why did the bee get ill? There was a microbeeal infection!

What do you call bears without ears? Bees!

To bee or not to bee, that is the question.

 A bee that’s been put under a spell has been bee-witched!

Wasps are just wanna-bees.

What did the bee say to the wasp? “I can’t wait for you to bee-gone!”

How does the worker bee commute? On a buzz!

Bee the change you want to see in the world.

Why is a bee so visible? Because it’s wearing a yellow jacket!

What do you call a bee that’s been hexed? Bee-witched!

Why was the main bee loved? She was a Beauty Queen!

Who looks after little bees? Babeesitters! 

Why was the bee confused about politics? He didn’t understand the difference between wings!

When a bee writes a rhyme, it waxes poetic.

What do bees buy from sports games? Memorabeelia!

What does the bee do when he’s angry? Flies off the handle!

It’s swarm today, isn’t it?

Why do bees skydive? Because they like the adrenaline buzz!

Sorry to bug you, but…

Emma Carey

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Emma Carey