The 130 Very Best Coffee Puns

The 130 Very Best Coffee Puns

The daily grind of life can get you down and the best pick-me-up is a brew-ti-ful cup of coffee. A nice hot drink can help you latte up, so if you’re in need of a good coffee pun, we’ve got over 130, just for brew!


Relationship Coffee Puns

You’re brew-ti-ful.

Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me.

Sending you a whole latte love.

It’s hard to espresso my feelings for you.

We’re the perfect blend.

Can we be friends? You’re pretty pod-ular!

We’re brew-ter together.

Where have you bean all my life?

I love you because you keep me grounded.

Thank you for bean my friend!

My star sign is Cup-ricorn.

Let’s mocha love!

My heart beats faster because of brew.

You’re steaming hot.

I love brew.

My love for you is strong and pure.

You mocha me crazy.

Your eyes are bright brew.

We are a perfect blend.

I am addicted to brew.

You’re like coffee, full of hot strong love.

You stole mocha heart.

You’re a cute-tea

I wanna lay you down on the bed of roast-ses.

You mocha me happy!

You are mug-nificient!

I had a whole latte fun with you last night.

You perk up my heart.

He told her it was over. It was pretty brew-tal.

If the tea and the coffee get married, but the tea leaves, does that give the coffee grounds for divorce?

Everything I brew, I brew it for you.

I loved you the instant we met.

Need friends?Join the frappe-turnity.

If you touch Dad’s coffee, you’ll be grounded!


Book, Film, and Song Puns

My favorite Disney film is A Mug’s Life.

‘Wake me up before you cocoa!’

To bean or not to bean?

The Red Hot Coffee Peppers.

Pretty Little Lattes.

Count Mug-ular.


Coffee, the Vampire Slayer.

The Polar Espresso.

He’s Just Not That Into Brew.

How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.

I love to brew it, brew it. We love to…brew it!

Mug-gles love coffee.

A coffee’s favorite spell is Espresso Patronum!

Sip me baby one more time.

I whip my cream back and forth.

I like big mugs and I cannot lie.


Popular Phrases Coffee Puns

Sorry, I’m latte.

Alright everyone, kettle down!

Deja brew

Bean there, done that! 

Don’t worry be frappe!

Sip happens.

I’ve got a latte problems.

You’re cruising for a brew-sing!

I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me

I‘m going to get coffee by whatever beans necessary.

That’s a tall order.

What have you bean up to?

Cold brew help me with this?

There was not a chai eye in the house.

Take life one cup at a time.

You’ve made some pour decisions!

I follow my heart because I’m a creamer.

Oh my pod.

Resting batch face.

I’m a bit of a caf-feind.

Thanks a latte.

Don’t mocha me.

Mugs and kisses.

What have you been brew-in all this time?

There’s not a latte I can do for you.

Just put one cup in front of the other.

It’s mocha my fault!

I latte like that.

Sip up and listen!

That un-bean-lievable.

That view is brew-taking.

Don’t mind me, I’m just caffeine by. 

What’s a girl mocha do to get some coffee ‘round here!

Stop brew-rating me.

Do I look like a mug to you?!

You owe me $50, coffee up.

Rise and grind!

My coffee’s running late. It’s alway pressed for time.


Workplace Coffee Puns

I never submit my work on time, I keep procaffeinating.

Discussions between two coffee lovers can quickly turn into a strong and heated debate.

Who forgot to clean the coffee maker? Come on, spill the beans.

The daily grind can get exhausting.

It took a latte work to get that promotion.

He coffee’d my work!

Instagram Influencers are pros at using filters.

Are you tea-lling me I don’t have the job?

If you ever serve me a cold cup of coffee, I will be boiling mad!

The first level of the coffee factory is called the ground floor.

Someone stole my coffee cup from the office today, so I’m on my way to the police station to look at some mug shots.

Just because you work for a coffee shop, doesn’t mean you can show up to work in a tea-shirt!

Being a barista is really difficult, but I feel like I’m giving it my best shot

I have my eye on you coffee drinkers, you look ready to stir up trouble.

After my morning coffee, I feel full of beans!

I couldn’t get my coffee before work yesterday, there was a really bad storm brewing.

On my way to work my car got a flat white.

I have a latte great experience for the job.

The barista gets himself in trouble sometimes. He doesn’t have a filter.


Sports Coffee Puns

My favorite exercise at the gym is The French Press.

 They won brew-nil.

I can do 20 sip-ups!


Jokester Coffee Puns

I’m a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but I’ll give it a shot.

The hipster burned his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

Pain made you bitter.

Call me the queen of caffeine.

After the French Revolution, Kings and Queens started only drinking decap coffee.

Don’t give a kangaroo a cup of coffee, it’s already too jumpy!

I was drinking my coffee in my slippers this morning, and I thought, I really must wash some mugs.

How rude. The barista roasted me for my poor coffee choice.

I read that on average we spend more money on coffee than educating our children. How do we sleep at night?

My favorite vehicle is a mocha-ped.

That was a great joke, I was caffeine so hard!

Congratulations on your move to a brew town!

Bullies who drink coffee are mean beans.

Drinking too much coffee causes a latte health problems.

My favorite game is: Espresso Who?

I’m so ill. I’ve been coffee and sneezing all morning.

Coffee in Europe doesn’t Costa-lot.

I have a sad cup of coffee, it’s a bit depresso.

Someone stole my favorite coffee. I’m filter-ing through the evidence.

I love sticky-coffee pudding.

My sister got amnesia. She couldn’t brew-member me.

I got so drunk last night, I brew up.

Emma Carey

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Emma Carey