Are you ready to reel in some laughs? Look no further than our collection of the top 100 fishing jokes. Whether you’re a seasoned angler or just enjoy the occasional fishing trip, these puns and one-liners are sure to hook you in. Get ready to cast your troubles aside and laugh your way through this collection of fin-tastic jokes.
A Sea-riously Funny Collection of Fishing Jokes
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!
What do you call a fish that wears a bowtie? Sofishticated!
Why did the fisherman quit fishing? Because he was hooked on it!
What kind of fish do you find in a nightgown? A nightcrawler!
Why did the crab never share? Because he was a shellfish!
Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they are afraid of the net!
What do you call a fish that plays soccer? A goalfish!
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam.
What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? A bass guitar.
What do you call a fish that wears a tuxedo? Fin-ally dressed!
What do you call a fish that can sing? A tune-a fish!
Why did the fisherman stop telling jokes? Because he kept getting the punchline wet!
What do you call a fish that wears jokes? A clown fish!
What do you call a fish that likes to garden? A koi-culture!
Why are fish so smart? Because they are always in schools!
What do you call a fish that loves to watch movies? A film-eel!
Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
Why do fish love basketball? They’re great at sinking shots!
What do you call a fish that swims really fast? A swim-machine!
Why do fish love to disco? They love to dance under the sea!
Why did the fish cross the road? To get to the other tide!
What did the magician say to the fisherman? Pick a cod, any cod!
What did the grape say when the fisherman caught it? Nothing, just a little wine!
Why did the fisherman wear a tie? To look fish-ionable!
What do you call a fish that wears a crown? Salmon royalty!
What do you get when you cross a fishing rod and a bicycle? A bike that’s off the hook!
Why don’t fish make good basketball players? They always foul the hook!
What do you call a fish that’s always singing? A croaker!
Why did the fish go to hollywood? To be in the next “ocean’s eleven” movie!
What do you call a fish that’s been caught by the police? Jailbait!
Why did the fisherman put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash!
What do you call a fish that loves to read? A book trout!
Why don’t fish play soccer? They can’t keep their nets straight!
Why did the fish go to the doctor? It was feeling a little eel!
What do you call a fish that likes to listen to music? A bass head!
Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they don’t like the sound of the net!
What do you call a fish that sings alone? A solo fish!
Why don’t fish like riding bikes? Because they are afraid of the spokes!
Why did the fish go to space? To see if there were any sea stars!
Why did the fish go to the bank? To get some clams!
What do you call a fish that needs help with their vocals? Autotuna fish!
What do you call a fish that’s famous? A starfish!
Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level!
What’s the most musical fish? The bass, of course!
What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh!
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter on his fishing pole? To catch a jellyfish!
Why don’t fish go on vacation? They’re afraid they’ll get hooked on it!
What did the fisherman say? You trout are kidding me!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A tunee fish!
What do you call a fish that can perform magic tricks? A hocus pocus pufferfish!
Why don’t fish watch TV? They find it too baiting!
What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather
Why don’t fish play instruments? Because they can’t tune their scales!
Why did the fisherman start singing? He was reel-y happy!
Where do fish keep their money? In the riverbank!
How do religious fish always start their prayers? Dear cod!
What did the fish say after telling a joke? Dear cod, I laughed so hard!
What does a fish wrap around its shoulders to keep warm? A shoal!
What fish goes up the river at 100mph? A motor pike!
What kind of whale can fly? A pilot whale!
Where does a killer whale go for braces? The orca-dontist!
Why do some fish live at the bottom of the ocean? Because they dropped out of school!
Why was the whale so sad? Because he was a blue whale!
Where do you find a fish in orbit? Trouter space!
Where do goldfish love to travel? Usually just around the globe!
Why will the fish never take responsibility? Because it’s always salmon else’s fault!
What’s the best way to communicate with a fish? Drop it a line!
Why are they called sperm whales? Because seamen found them!
What did the fish say to his friend who was being extremely shy? Stop being so koi!
Did you hear about the fight in that seafood restaurant? The four fish were battered!
Where are most fish found? Between head and tail!
Why don’t monkfish have girlfriends? The practice sea-aba-sea!
What did the fish say when he saw an old friend? Long time no sea!
How do you make a goldfish age? Take out the G and the fish!
What do fish do when an emergency occurs? The sea kelp!
How do you make an octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles!
What are all the fish’s favorite boy bands? New squids on the block!
How does a school of fish keep up to date about sea life? They listen to current news!
What do you call a fake koi fish? A de koi!
What did the shark say to the other shark? There’s some-fin special about you!
How do you spot a cinderella fish? They have glass flippers!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fishually impaired!
What did a shark eat with its peanut butter sandwich? A jellyfish!
What happens when you mix a shark and a banker? A loan shark!
What kind of fish only comes out at night? A starfish!
Where does a sick fish go? To see a sturgeon!
How does a shellfish go to the hospital? In a clambulance!
Which fish go to heaven? Angel fish!
What do you call a fish that won’t shut up? A big-mouthed bass!
Why did the little boy not eat his sushi? Because it looked too fishy!
What do you call a fish with lots of money? A goldfish!
Why did the teenage fish get told off in school? Because he was on his shellphone!
What do fish take to stay healthy? Vitamin sea!
Why did the woman make tons of fish-eye soup? Because it will see her through the week!
What’s the most famous fish you can catch? A starfish!
What did the trout detective say? Something smells fishy in here!
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!
Where do female fish keep their money? In their octopurse!
What’s the first fish to make the sound “shhhhh”? Fried fish!