40 Thanksgiving Riddles

Are you excited for fall? So are we! If you’re into fall activities with kids and friends, or just a dad who needs more riddles, you’ll love these thanksgiving riddles! From classics, to originals, there are enough to keep the conversation flowing this holiday season. Here are 40 Thanksgiving riddles guaranteed to make you scratch your head and say “huh?” 

 

Thanksgiving Riddles Everyone Will Love

 

What smells the best every Thanksgiving dinner?

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Answer : Your nose

 

I can be hot or cold, I can be made with fruit or vegetables or even meat, but either way when I’m on the table I’m a treat. What am I? 

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Answer: Pie
 

 

I have ears but can’t hear, and flakes but no hair. What am I? 

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Answer: Corn

 

If we feel scared on Halloween, and jolly on Christmas, then what do we feel on Thanksgiving?

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Answer : Stuffed

 

What is hard, odd shaped and being good fortune on Thanksgiving? 

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Answer: Wishbone

 

When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? 

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Answer: In the dictionary

 

I can be crushed, baked, and carved. What am I? 

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Answer: A pumpkin

 

What is a mathematicians favorite food on Thanksgiving ? 

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Answer: Pumpkin Pi

 

What side of the turkey has the most feathers? 

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Answer: The outside

 

What do you call a running turkey? 

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Answer: Fast Food

 

What sound does a limping turkey make? 

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Answer: “Wobble Wobble!”

 

What kind of key doesn’t open anything? 

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Answer: A turkey

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Why did the turkey get arrested? 

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Answer: Fowl Play

 

What would you get if you crossed a turkey and an octopus? 

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Answer: Eight feather dusters

 

What did the turkey say to the computer? 

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Answer: “Google, Google, Google!”

 

What’s a turkey’s favorite food on Thanksgiving? 

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Answer: Nothing! It’s already stuffed

 

What happens when cranberries are sad? 

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Answer: They turn into blueberries

 

Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? 

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Answer: It has 24 carrots

 

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? 

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Answer: Their age

 

Why did the scarecrow win the Noble Prize? 

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Answer: He was outstanding in his field

 

What should you say when your family begs you to stop making Thanksgiving jokes? 

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Answer: I can’t just stop cold turkey!

 

What do the Pilgrims, Indians and Puritans all have in common? 

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Answer: The letter “I.”

 

Apples, pears and peaches all come from a tree. Where do turkeys come from? 

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Answer: Poul-tree

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It’s a flower, but it doesn’t bloom. It floats and sounds like a month. What is it? 

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Answer: Mayflower

 

Where do turkeys go to dance? 

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Answer: The butter ball

 

What’s a drummer’s favorite part of the turkey? 

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Answer: The drumsticks

 

I can be baked, mashed, or candied. Even put in a pie. What am I? 

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Answer: Sweet Potato

 

Why did the turkey get grounded?  

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Answer: He was using fowl language

 

Can a turkey fly higher than an ostrich? 

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Answer : Yes, because ostriches can’t fly

 

Why did the turkey cross the road? 

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Answer: It was the chicken’s day off

 

What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? 

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Answer: Peach Gobbler

 

If the Pilgrims were a band, what would their name be? 

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Answer: Plymouth Rock

 

What do you use to make bread on Thanksgiving? 

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Answer: May Flour

 

What instrument did the band let the turkey play? 

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Answer: The drums – he already had the drumsticks

 

What happened when the turkey got into a fight? 

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Answer: He got the stuffing knocked out of him

 

What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? 

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Answer: Squash

 

When do you serve tofu turkey? 

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Answer: Pranksgiving

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What do you call an evil turkey? 

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Answer: Poultry-Geist

 

I am orange but not citrus. I am most popular during fall. What am I? 

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Answer: Pumpkin

 

What’s the best thing to eat your pie with? 

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Answer: Your mouth!

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