The 100 Very Best Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock who’s there? Fun! Everybody loves good knock knock jokes. They’re a riddle, and a joke all in one wrapped up with a practical joke.

Ask your teacher, knock knock, I “I did a p” and saw if you can persuade them to say, “I done a p who,” in front of the whole class. Be careful if you embarrass your teacher enough you might get detention.

If you’re a little bit older, why not try it out on your boss at work?

These are 100 brand new and the best knock knock jokes for kids and for adults. So just remember all you have to do is ask your victim,

“knock-knock”

Then wait for them to say,

“who’s there?”

Tell them the answer, and when they add who on end, then you’ve got your punchline, laughs, and maybe some red faces?

Just be very careful if someone comes up to you and says, “knock-knock.”

Best Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nina Tent
Nina Tent who?
Let’s play Mario!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Int
Int who?
In to your house is where I want to be.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wand
Wand who?
Want to come answer the door already!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Doorbell repairman.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
No bell
No bell who?
No bell that’s why I knocked

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Reed
Reed who?
I’ve got to redo it? Ok knock knock

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ash
Ash who?
It sounds like you’re catching a cold.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
GrayZ
GrayZ who?
A grayz who mixed up kid!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
Settle down, cowboy!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Hail
Hail who?
Hail who to you to!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alice who
Alice who?
A list of reasons you should let me in.

Best Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Who who
Who-who-who?
Santa is that you?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dinj
Dinj who?
Dinjwho hears me ringing the bell.

Knock knock
Who’s there
My fell
My fell who?
My fell who Americans lend me your ears

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Sh
Shwho?
Well I’ll go then!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
No bell.
No bell who?
Well you win the prize!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
A kish
A kish who?
But I hardly know you!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dumder dumder d
Dumder Dumbder d who?
Thanks for the dramatic music.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Cuck
Cuck who?
Is it spring already.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bamb
Bamb who?
Are we making furniture again?

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Skid
Skid who?
Is it snowing?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Vindal
Vindal who?
Great my dinners here!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pell
Pellwho?
Thanks my necks sore.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chell
Chell who?
I’ve got a violin lets play some music!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Echo.
Echo who?
WHO. WHO. WHO. WHO. WHO. WHO. WHO.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Too tired.
Too tired who?
Too tired to walk home. Will You make me dinner?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tally.
Tally who?
No. Tally ho! *rides off into the sunset*

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Schizo Woody.
Schizo Woody who?
Would he tell you my name if I tell you his?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Fat Sam.
Fat Sam who?
Sandwich with two eggs, four sausages, three potatoes, black pudding, rashers and a large slop of coleslaw, please.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Loopy loo.
Loopy loo who?
*flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet* *flushes toilet*

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lee. P.
Lee P. who?
Lippy neighbour aren’t you?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bradley.
Bradley who?
Bradly spelled badly.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peg
Peg who?
Peg leg giving me splinters. Can you drop me home?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Killian.
Killian who?
Kill me in time for the rapture. I’m not hanging around here.

Knock Knock
Knock knock who?
Teddy Butcher.
Teddy Butcher who?
The Teddy Butcher, I said. My therapist said I had a childhood trauma.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Candice.
Candice who?
Can this be the beginning of something beautiful?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kerry.
Kerry who?
Kerry me home, I’m too drunk to walk.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gareth
Gareth who?
Gar ate my phone or I would have called.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Casual snub.
Casual snub who?
I’m not telling you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Epiphany Jones.
Epiphany Jones who?
A bright light… A chorus of angels… trumpets from on high… a sense of terror and awe.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy Who?
I see you. You see me. Names are superfluous.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Pauline
Icy Who?
Pa leaning against the wall, gasping for a sit down.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Again? You forgot my name again?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz cold out here, let me in.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bill.
Bill who?
Bill me for my stay, I’ve been here for two nights.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
The Moon.
The moon who?
The same moon you see every night.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Ella.
Ella who?
Umbrella, please. It’s pouring rain out here.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie chance you open the door? I’m being chased by a violent mob.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie time someone asks me that, I get status anxiety.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Izzy.
Izzy who?
Izzy your boyfriend because I thought this was a date.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me shopping, young man, have you no manners.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cot.
Cot who?
Caught you there. It’s your best friend, Steve. Steve?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rambling Rick.
Rambling Rick who?
Well, that’s an interesting question and to answer it I have to go back thirty or fourty year and tell you about a time when I was only a young man and I still didn’t know who I was, or what I was going to do with my….

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Marry?
Marry who?
Marry who you really love, don’t make same the mistake I did.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
The King.
The King who?
Insolence! Off with his head!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Marge.
Marge who?
Marginally more than a stranger, rather less than a friend.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Beans.
Beans who?
Beans saying this to you now for years! Frank! It’s Frank!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Music fades.
Music Fades who?
Directed by Stephen Spielberg.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
A Lady in Red.
A Lady in Red who?
A Lady in Red who just wants to be loved.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Naan bread.
Naan bread who?
Naan bred you better than that. Make your cousin a coffee.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Art
Art who?
Art two people every truly able to know one another?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Peru.
Peru who?
Peruse this list of names and tell me which one suits me best.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cancer
Cancer who?
Can Sir. Harrington see the doctor now?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Annie Dore.
Adore who?
Annie Door I see I knock, sorry to bother you.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Spice.
Spice who?
If the spice is right, you shouldn’t have to ask.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Duck.
Duck Who?
*punches face* I told you to duck!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frankly, my dear, I don’t know you well enough yet.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Yellow.
Yellow who?
You lower the tone by pretending you don’t recognize me.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Silence.
Silence who?
Silence.
Silence who?
Silence.
Silence who?
Silence.
Silence…. AHHH! Mute McGee it’s you!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Whose.
Whose who.
No need to be so elitist.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bitter.
Bitter who?
Bit her on the leg, that dog needs to be kept inside.

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Inflate.
Inflate who?
Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who.

Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Jim.
Jim who?
Gym membership, what happened to all the promises you made yourself in January?

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Inside out.
Inside out who?
You step out here, and I’ll step in there, and then you’ll know.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Medusa.
Medusa wh…..

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robbin you sucker. Stick em’ up!

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Beauty.
God who?
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grass.
Grass who?
Graçias, for opening the door.

Good Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks I’m allergic

Knock knock
Whos’ there?
Mill
Mill who?
Yes I was feeling very calm.

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Didjeri
Didjeri who?
Make noise like a didgeridoo

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bally
Bally who?
Stop making such a fuss!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Peekab
Peekab who?
There you are!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Tat
Tat who
No thanks I’m beautiful enough

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shh
Shh who?
Fine I’ll go then!

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wazz
Wazz who?
What’s up?

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Shamp
Shamp who?
Thanks my hair was kind of dirty.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Keel
Keel who?
Sorry we only do pounds and ounces.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Yah
Yah who?
I prefer Google.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Toodle
Toodle who?
But I just got here!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Reed
Reed who?
Knock knock

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Potate
Potate who?
Well I say potarto lets call the whole thing off

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Bella
Bella who?
Come In!!!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jester
Jester who?
Jester friend who wants to come in.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Arr
Arr who?
Run little piggies there’s a wolf

Best Funny Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Until
Until Who?
Until you wipe your feet you’re not coming in.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police open up!

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for opening the door.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Leaf
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone and stop knocking the door.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Burgle
Burgle who?
Burgle somebody else’s house I’m clearly home.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben ringing your doorbell, now I’m knocking the door.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Earl
Earl who?
Ear’ll be back.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Jam
Jam who?
Jam mind stop asking questions and open the door.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Ferdie
Ferdie who?
Ferdie last time open the door.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Brian
Brian who?
I’ve been Brian the bell please open the door.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Fole
Fole who
Open the door and follow me.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Pudding
Pudding who?
Pudding on your shoes you left them outside.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Invest
Invest who?
Invest, in scarf, in gloves, its freezing open the door.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Wife
Wife who?
No, I just really like manga.

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Till
Till who?
Tell everybody!

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