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Roses have a long history and have been cultivated by man for over five thousand years. They have been symbols of war, politics, beauty and of course love.
“A rose by any other name would smell as sweet” or if you were a person of science you would know a rose by its scientific name Rosa Rubiginosa.
But for most of us the rose is the symbol of love and being in love. And with Valentine’s day just around the corner let’s take a deeper look at one of the universal symbols of love, the rose.
Roses are for lovers : The Best Rose Puns
I love reading you p-rose at valentines day
You prickle my fancy
I love you so much, you’re as sweet as Suc-rose
I got you roses for valentines day, because I love you a bunch!
I will love you for all of my tomor-rose
Loving you took away my sor-rose
Please forgive me! I turned over a new leaf
I got you roses for our budding relationship
I can’t help it, but my love for you gets me a little thorny!
Our love is unbe-leaf-able
Famous Roses in the Movies
The day after Tomor-rose
Rosé-mary’s Baby
F-Rose-n
The Flirty Dozen Roses
You had me at rosé
Famous Rose Songs
I was thorn this way
The long and winding rose
Love the wine you’re with
Cracklin Rosé
Will you still love me, tomo-rose
When you like your Rose’s a little more pink than red
Stop it, your rosé is making me blush
Will you accept this rosé
Roses are red, violets are blue. Rosé is pink and I love you.
Stop and smell the rosé
Where there’s a will there’s a rosé
Rose jokes
What do you call a rose with a large thorn? A Rose-nocerous
What do flowers do at New Years? Make Rose-solutions
What sport do flowers like best? Lac-rose
What is a rose’s favorite vegetable? Cauli-Flower
What did the flower do at college? She was a rose-searcher
How do roses fight in wars? With Flower Power
What do you call two best friend roses? B-rose
What do European Flowers use for money? Eu-rose
How does a flower get bigger? They G-rose
Why did the flower go to the hospital? They had a vi-rose
What are flowerts born in the 60’s called? Baby Bloomers
What are superstitious flowers afraid of? A bud omen
What do flowers call their friends? buddies
What do rose scientists study? Stem cells
Why do flowers only drink from champagne flutes? Because they have long stems
Did you hear of the flower who picked his nose? They were g-rose
What is a flower’s favorite band? Guns n Roses
‘What’s a flower’s favorite meal? Rose’ Chicken
What do flowers get done at the beauty salon? Their eye-rose
What did the baker bring his girlfriend on their date? He bought her flours
What birds are most like flowers? C-rose
Why do roses make good race car drivers? They put the petal to the metal
Why did the flowers love their grandparents? They were so gene-rose
Why are Roses great runners? They love mara-thorns
Why did the Rose see a psychiatrist? They didn’t know where there issues stemmed from
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