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Dad jokes have been around for some time, and there’s nothing better than saying a corny joke at the worst time imaginable: a party, a wedding, or my favorite, during a movie. Tell these jokes anywhere and everywhere you’d like.
This article will give you the corniest jokes for teens to make your teenager groan loud enough to sound like a whale, but Oh, Whale! These are the perfect set of dad jokes to show anybody you have a fantastic sense of humor. Dad jokes are excellent for all circumstances because there will be some reaction, it may be a groan, chuckle, or vomit, but something is better than nothing.
46 Jokes for Teens
I crashed into McDonald’s
Because The sign said drive thru!
Why does recording a video take so much effort?
Because you have to use a try-pod
The bakery still owes me money
Everyday I walk in and yell where’s my bread!
What do you call a muddy motorcycle
A dirt bike
My wife left me after college
Because I got a bachelors degree
What’s the creepiest part of a car
A starring wheel
Who’s the thirstiest cell phone provider?
Tea mobile
Gas prices are way too high
It’s 3 dollars per fart
What happens when Thomas Edison doesn’t drink water
Het get light-headed
What did the piano say when it left the house
I forgot my keys!
I accidentally hurt myself in the living room
I think it’s because of the C- ouch!
Next:70 Star Wars Jokes
Horses have horseshoes
I was surprised to see a horse wearing adidas
I drove into a open field and couldn’t leave
All the signs said Park
What’s a hockey players favorite song
Ice ice baby!
What do you call a great swimmer?
A dolphin
I love spring water
But I can only drink in it in March
What do you call a fly without wings
A zipper
What do directors yell when they get injured?
Cut!
— 19th of 45 Jokes for Teens
What’s the laziest part of a car
The breaks!
Why are soccer players so successful
Because they have goals
What’s a vegetables favorite dance
The cabbage patch
My favorite animal is the deer
Because it helps me write letters
I keep losing my USB charger
I think USB stands for u sneaky brat
Next: 80 Harry Potter Jokes
How many hands does a clock have?
Two if I’m holding it
What’ s the most gangster type of lamp
Street lights
What do street lights call the moon?
Dad.
A ceiling fan is a regular fan
That needed a better view
How do baseball players work out in their house
They do home runs
What did one good morning say to another good morning
Hey… you
Where does Batman buy groceries
A super market
What’s something sad astronauts need?
Space.
I went to the gym and got sick
So I stole the medicine ball
My girlfriend loves to watch wrestling
So I bought her a wedding ring
What’s the best Christmas music
Wrap music
Camouflage is spelled weird
It should be spelled ____________
What do truck drivers eat on
A license plate
How do you know if a person doesn’t brush their teeth?
They own a Bluetooth
People who give me directions are so nice
They keep saying you’re right
Next: 120 Mexican Jokes
I love hand soap
But my feet hate it
How does the ocean say hi
It waves
A parody of a parody
Is the original song
What’s a sharks favorite facial feature
Their Jaws
Why are time travelers always late
They take their time
What did the donut say after seeing itself in the mirror
Holely smokes!
What do Frenchs fries say when they’re put in a box
Oui!
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