Toilet humour is a common part of daily life, even though some hate those fart jokes, nobody can’t deny that they are one of the best things that happened in this world full of laughter. No matter what age you are, the only thing that matters is feeling again like a kid reading these funny fart jokes we have made for you.
I love to help
1- Every time you fart you help etiopia bi killing 10 flies when the winds carry you smell there
Mom, I have a question?
2- Mom, are farts heavy? No son, why?
So don’t make it to the bathroom on time
Call the doctor
3- If i had a quarter for every time i farted in my life i would have two. Which is not a lot but im worried it only happened twice
4- How are a cut and a fart alike?
in which the bad feeling lasts a while
5- Wanna get an instant permanent completely free?
Get face first into someone’s smelly spray of hair fixer. Even your roots will get curly
6- According to an intellectual: The fart is the sigh of the soul
A horrible date
7- This date was the worst, BYE
Nothing good happened to me tonight, (Fart), Well something good came out …
It’s how you say it
8- Listen I have something very important to tell you
What? (Fart) Ok I understand you
9- You’re a piece of shit
Normal, we were all born of a fart
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The killer fart
10- Once upon a time there was a man who had ass hair so long that he once farted and was whipped to death.
Lessons from a teacher
11- Students pay attention, everything you say will go to the test.
(Fart) That too teacher?
IOS or windows
12- Why can’t Bill Gates fart at home?
Because they had no windows
The wisdom of a father
13- Dad, what are the clouds?
God’s farts, son
14- Soldier, why is he eating so many beans !?
Because you have to recharge the flamethrower, Sir
Cows not only give milk
15- What is it called cow farts?
Money for gas
16- I farted in my wallet
Now I have the money for gas
17- What did the burp say to the other burp?
Let’s be bad and come out the other side
18-What did the bean say to his father on Father’s Day?
The best fart in the world
The real terror
19- Do you know what is scary?
Trying to fart after having diarrhoea
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20- When is it an acceptable fart joke?
When it doesn’t suck.
A new band
21- An eye, a nose, an ear and an ass want to form a band
And the nose says: If the ass sings I’ll go
22- if you are afraid whistle
(fart) Sorry i did it on the other side
Dad the Zoologist
23- Dad, why do baboons have red asses?
Because they farted very hard
24- Dad you are very fat
No son, this is a fart that never came out
25- What happens when you fart in nature?
It is natural gas
The fart of life
26- How do we know if you are alive?
(Fart) Ahh, that sucks friend… Yes it’s alive
Origin of thunder
27- Dad, why do lightning strike?
It’s thor’s farts, son
The bad foods of the god of thunder
28- Dad, what are thunderstorms?
Thor with gases, son
The german sausage
29- How do you call a gassy sausage?
Consequences of plastic surgery
30- When a woman who had her ass made at the plastic surgeon farts it sounds like a clown trying to make a ballon figure of a poodle with all the details
31- What is the difference between a noble gas and a fart?
That the nobleman threw it a rich man and a poor man farted
Like in the opera
32- Your ass will not be part of an orchestra, right?
because your farts sound like a trumpet
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33- If farts are flammable, and dragons breath fire……. Does that mean they have ass breath?
Or does it mean dragon breath is actually when your breath smells like ass?
34- Why do blind people fart?
To know where they are
35- Hospital, I think I’m going to give birth!
false alarm, it was a fart
36- Hey, why do you have a disgusted face if you withdrew money from the bank?
someone farted there
And I win by a fart
37- They ask a car racer how he won the race
And he say: I farted that propelled me to victory
38- What does the face say to the butt?
Get out first, you got a horn
A horrible musical career
39- Why did the butt band fail?
Because his music sounded like shit
40- How did the diver save from drowning?
He powered himself up with his own farts
A gas leak
41- My grandfather repairs a gas leak in my house, but I fart so hard that I don’t know whether to call him again.
They tell me old car
42- Mom at school call me the exhaust pipe. why son?
‘Cause I fart like I’m an old car
43- Farts are like books, we all prefer them if we are alone
Love and hate
44- Farts are like cats, sometimes they are good and soft and other times they hurt you
Farts and dogs
45- Los perros y los pedos se parecen mucho, son ruidosos, inesperados y a veces duele sacarlos
46- Farts are like math, many of you hate them but they are necessary
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Reflections of gassy thought
47- When you laugh at your own farts you have a beautiful soul, if you fart and get a boner you are a creep
48- I once hired a plumber who farted in the water pipes to increase the pressure
49- Once I saw a beautiful brown design on my dress, a week later I found out that it was a fart from my husband
The true inner voice
50- The fart is a way for the body to say “Hear me Out” when the others say “Use your inner voice”
51- Once I farted on a megaphone, 8 birds came thinking that I wanted to mate
Like the birds
52- Many times I am afraid of farting and realizing that something in the shape of an egg came out