91 Taco Puns & Taco Jokes

If you are reading this then you must be a taco lover. You are in a safe place where there is no judgment for your taco love, to be honest, who doesn’t love the small hand-sized tortilla topped with fillings.

A taco is a traditional Mexican dish we are all grateful for. No doubt in that. Although you might know all about tacos, do you know any taco jokes?

You will be surprised how many fun puns, jokes, and quotes there are when it comes to tacos. So, the next time you get to eat a taco feel free to use all of the below-mentioned puns, jokes, and quotes. You can say it while eating it and make your friends burst with fillings all over the table or you can simply use them as Instagram captions.

 

50 Taco Puns for All Who’s Love Language Is Tacos

1. I’m the most taco-tive girl here baby!

2. Taco dirty to me!

3. Friends don’t let friends go taco-less!

4. All I want to do is eat tacos with you!

5. Taco your time!

6. Let’s not burrito around the bush!

7. We can taco-ver the phone!

8. Have a fantastaco day!

9. He doesn’t want to taco about it no longer!

10. Taco big or taco home!

11. You had me at tacos!

12. Long time no taco!

13. Spec-taco-ular!

14. It takes two to taco.

15. Tacos don’t ask questions, tacos understand.

16. Do not worry, taco your time!

17. Taco walks on the wild side.

18. Taco about a fiesta.

19. Keep the flowers, buy me tacos.

20. All you need to know about me is that I’m a tac-hoe!

21. Let’s give them something to taco about!

22. Man this taco is tight. That what cheese said.

23. Isn’t life spectacolar?

24. Yes I am a princess. My name? Ouh, it’s Taco Belle.

25. Yes, I’m into fitness. Fitness a whole taco in my mouth.

26. I am a taco whisperer.

27. Today’s forecast: Long with around 99.9% chance of tacos.

28. Burrito on me baby.

29. It’s taco time to do what you always wanted.

30. I will taco-rate the apartment my way.

31. Ex-taco-dinary.

32. All I want is someone I can taco about taco at 3 am. Is that too much to ask?

33. My favorite game is called tic-taco-toe.

34. I am like a taco, I have fillings too.

35. It’s beginning to look a lot like tacos.

36. I work out so I can eat tacos.

37. In relationship with tacos.

38. I am truly sorry about what I said before I had tacos.

39. Blessed and taco-obsessed.

40. My mind says gym but on the other hand my heart screams tacos.

41. My love language is tacos.

42. I make tacos disappear. What’s your superpower?

43. Will work for tacos.

44. Your taco vibe attracts your taco tribe.

45. Tacos are a hug in a tortilla.

46. Taco it or leave it.

47. Taco a walk and think positive.

48. Rocking these burrito-ful bikinis.

49. I’m nacho your typical girlfriend.

50. In queso you like it please double-tap.

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30 Taco Jokes You Will Taco About A Lot

1. Do you know why you cannot tell a taco a secret? – Because they always end up spilling the beans.

2. How do tacos say Grace before a meal? – It begins with ‘lettuce pray.’

3. Do you know why tacos are depressed? – Because they fall apart easily.

4. Do you know what the secret recipe of Taco Bell is? – Neither do I, they keep it under wraps.

5. Do you know what happens when you eat 50 Taco Bells? – You end up in tacocoma.

6. Do you know how taco chefs live their lives? – By seasoning the moment.

7. Do you know why the taco chef stopped cooking? – Because she ran out of thyme.

8. Do you know what the best meditation is? – Inhale tacos, exhale negativity.

9. Do you know why you cannot make everyone happy? – It’s simple, you are not a taco.

10. Do you know why the taco chef didn’t come to work today? – Because she had bad queso the flu.

11. Do you know what happened when I followed my heart? –My heart led me to Taco Bell.

12. Do you believe in love at first sight? – I do, because it happens to me every time I see a taco.

13. Do you know what a taco’s favorite musical genre is? – It is wrap ‘n’ roll.

14. Why don’t you want to taco about it? – Because I am nacho friend anymore.

15. Do you know what the taco said to the guacamole? – ‘Avocado adoration for you.’

16. Do you know what I am really grateful for? – That I don’t have to go hunting for my favorite food, because honestly, I do not know where tacos live.

17. Do you know why tortillas are such bad conversationalists? – It is because they always taco-ver you.

18. Did you hear about that new place? – It’s the taco the town.

19. Do you know why taco jokes always get such a bad wrap? – It is because they can be corny.

20. What do you call a tortilla chip that works out? – A macho nacho.

21. Do you know what a taco’s favorite film is? – Catch Me If You Cayenne.

22. Why did the taco blush? – Because the taco saw the salad dressing.

23. Do you know the joke about the Santa Fe taco? – It is really corny.

24. What do you get when you put onions on your beans? – Tear gas.

25. What do you call people who use sleeping bags in the woods? – Soft tacos for bears.

26. I can be your Taco Beast and you can be my Taco Belle!

27. Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? – Because he is a Wrap God.

28. What does a chicken taco say? – Guawk, guawk.

29. Do you know how to maintain a balanced diet? – A taco in each hand.

30. What did the taco say to the depressed donut? Taco: Do you want to taco about it? Donut: I donut know what to say to you!

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15 Taco Quotes You Can Use for the Gram

1. Feed me tacos and tell me I am gorgeous.

2. There are 3 ways to my heart. The first one is to buy me tacos, the second one is to make me tacos and the third one is to be tacos.

3. I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings.

4. My advice is that when you find that true love, you must hold it really well with both hands because sometimes, tacos are hard to handle. 

5. Two days ago I really wanted tacos, today I am eating tacos. Follow your dreams.

6. Sometimes I want you to pin me up against the door, kiss me and whisper to my ear ‘I brought tacos.’

7. I personally don’t trust people who don’t like tacos.

8. You will never see me cry and eat tacos at the same time, because tacos are life.

9. I cannot promise you the world, what I can promise is that I will buy you tacos every other day and touch your butt every day.

10. I can live without a lot of things, however, tacos are not one of them.

11. Do not text me that you miss me. Text me that you are outside my door with tacos. Remember, actions not words.

12. Sure, a day without tacos won’t kill me, but why risk it?

13. I want someone to look at me the way I look at tacos.

14. All I care about is tacos and like 5 people.

15. Make sure to live each day like it’s Taco Tuesday.

 

So, which one is your favorite?

Nadica Murdzeva
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