The 50 Very Best Friday Jokes

The 50 Very Best Friday Jokes

If you have a regular job, chances are like most of us, you live for Fridays. While Monday is the victim of hatred from many people who have jobs and even some people who don’t (What’s your problem with Mondays, Garfield? You’re unemployed), Friday is the hero of the working week, and the third most popular day in the entire week, after Saturday and Sunday, of course.

To get you ready to celebrate the start of the weekend with us and get you into a Friday mood, we have compiled a list of the funniest 50 Friday-themed jokes. 

Along the way you’ll find a few jokes about some of the best-known variations on the Friday theme, such as Black Friday, Casual Friday and Good Friday, and a whole section of jokes on the second spookiest day of the year after Halloween – Friday the 13th. 

Happy Friday! 

NOTE: While the best time to read these jokes would definitely be on a Friday, it can be read during the rest of the week too!


10 Jokes About Everyone’s Favorite Weekday

Why don’t people like jokes about Friday?

They’re week


Why is Friday a happy day?

Because the next day is a sadder day


What did the lazy person do the day after Friday?



When will a priest laugh at your Friday joke?

When it’s a Good Friday joke


Who wins in a fight between Friday and Saturday?

Saturday, because Friday is a weak day


What’s the worst thing that can happen on a Friday?

When you realize it’s Thursday


What do people who work from home wear for Casual Friday?



What do biologists wear on Casual Friday?

Genes to work


What did the accordion player say on Friday?

Accordion to me, it’s going to be a great Friday


Why did the man at the calendar factory sit cutting all the Fridays out? 

He wanted a day off

Next: 52 Hilarious Jokes 


Ten Friday The 13th: Jokes That Will Have You In Stitches

What song do you sing on Friday the 13th?

Voorhees a jolly good fellow


What day is worse than Friday the 13th?

Monday the 13th


What’s Friday the 13th?

The day of the year that people blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity


What do you get when you cross Jason Voorhees with a box of Cheerios?  

A cereal killer


When does Jason Voorhees get amazing deals on hockey masks?

On Black Friday the 13th


When does Jason Voorhees wear a t-shirt and shorts with his hockey mask?

On Casual Friday the 13th


What is Jason Voorhees’ favorite restaurant?

TGIF13 (Thank God it’s Friday the 13th)


Do you know why I don’t fear Friday the 13th? 

Because my life is already as unlucky as it can get


I don’t believe in Friday the 13th because I’m not superstitious.

I’m just a little bit stitious.


Why is it best not to care about Friday the 13th? 

Because it’s bad luck to be superstitious

Next: Dad Jokes


10 Week Friday Puns

What’s a burger chef’s favorite day of the week?



What’s a pilot’s favorite day of the week?



What’s a sad person’s favorite day of the week?



What’s a fat person’s favorite day of the week? 



What’s an introvert’s favorite day of the week?



What’s a con artist’s favorite day of the week?



What’s a narcissist’s favorite day of the week?



What’s a shopaholic’s favorite day of the week?



What’s a tailor’s favorite day of the week?



What’s a rugby player’s favorite day of the week? 



Famous Fridays – 10 Pop Culture Jokes About Everyone’s Favorite Weekday

What do you put in your drink on Friday?

Ice Cube


When’s the best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker?



When’s the next best time to meet Ice Cube and Chris Tucker?

Next Friday


What’s the best music to play on Friday night?

The Weeknd


When is the best day to go racing? 



Why was Robinson Crusoe embarrassed when he got rescued?

They found him on Friday


What do you need if you have Friday I’m in Love stuck in your head?

The Cure


What’s Jack Black’s favorite day of the year?

Black Friday


When did Rebecca Black buy the dress she wore in the Friday video? 

On Black Friday


What’s the best soap opera to watch before the weekend?

Fridays of Our Lives

Next: Science Jokes


Ten Friday one-liners

Friday is my second best f-word after food. 

If my boss knew how unproductive I am on a Friday, he wouldn’t want me here either. 

It’s Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine from a bottle. 

I don’t work on Fridays. I make appearances.

Work starts on Monday. Life begins on Friday. 

I am instantly 70% nicer after 3 pm on Friday.

It’s Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.

Fridays are the hardest in some ways; you’re so close to freedom. 

Any decent man would know better than scheduling meetings for Friday afternoon.

Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.

Daniel Friedman
Daniel Friedman