The 40 Very Best Snow Jokes

It’s cold and wet and all you want to do is stay inside and keep warm.

Yep! It’s winter again, so sit back by the fire and warm up with 8o side-splitting jokes guaranteed to warm you up!

40 Funny and The Best Snow Jokes

1- What does a snowman call dandruff?
Snowflakes.



2- What kind of haircut did the snowman get?
Frosted tips.



3- What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.



4- What is a snowman’s favorite drink?
A slushy



5- How do you know when a snowman is nervous?
He is surrounded by yellow snow.



6- What is a snowman’s favorite pet?
A B-Lizzard



7- Why was the sled stuck in the snow?
Because it got to-bog-ganed



8- Where do witches go skiing?
Slalom.



9- What does a snowman eat with his burger?
Cold-slaw.



10- What happens when a snowman spills his coffee?
Cold brew.

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11- What story do snowmen read to their children?
Snow White.



12- What is a snowman’s favorite food?
Chilli.



13- Where do snowmen keep their savings?
A snowbank.



14- What’s it called when all the snowmen visit New York?
Sleet week.



15- What does it say outside the snowman’s school?
Caution Chill-dren Crossing.



16- What is a British snowman’s favorite drink?
Iced Tea.



17- Why was the snowman yelling?
He was having a meltdown.



18- How does a yeti stay fit?
By working his abdoni-minables.



19- Why did the snowman have dandruff?
His head was flaky.



20- Why did the snowman get dumped by his partner?
She was cold-hearted.

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21- How did the Snowman win the boxing match?
By coldcocking his opponent.



22- What do Snowmen put on their pimples?
Cold cream.



23- Not everyone believes in the abominable snowman.
Yeti exists.



24- Why did the snowman scold his dog?
He was too nippy.



25- What’s a snowman’s favorite type of apple?
An apple crisp.



26- Why did the snowman scold his dog?
He was biting.



27- What is a Snowman’s favorite soup?
Cream of B-leek.



28- What did the snowman say to his child who wanted the day of school?
Snow way!



29- What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A puddle.



30- What sandwiches do snowmen avoid?
A tuna melt.



31- What do you call getting bitten by a snowman?
Frostbite.



32- How do snowmen greet each other?
Ice to meet you.



33- What happened to the snowman boxer?
He was knocked out cold.



34- Why was the baby snowman crying?
Her mother S-colded her.



35- Where do penguins go to the movies?
The Dive in.



36- When do snowmen go after they graduate school?
The snow ball.



37- What do you call it when snowmen kiss?
Snow Kissed.

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38- What do snowmen in San Francisco eat?
Ice-A-Roni.



39- What did the baby snowman call his dad?
Pop-sicle.



40- Where did they put the snowman who was misbehaving in jail?
Ice-olation.