For as long as time can tell, mankind has passed “yo mama” jokes down from generation to generation. From straight-up insulting someone’s mother to joking with friends, these jokes have been popular since, well, forever. How fat someone’s mom is, how dumb, how bald, or ugly- nothing has been off limits. However, times have changed. Now, in 2022, it’s time to break the cycle of insulting moms. Today we’re insulting dads. Dads look out here are 110 different “yo daddy” jokes coming your way:
BEST YO DADDY JOKES
- Yo daddy so fat I took a picture of him last Christmas and it’s still printing
- Yo daddy so old he sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
- Yo daddy such a bad cook your family prays AFTER they eat
- Yo daddy so poor he goes to the park and ducks give him bread
- Yo daddy so fat when God said “let their be light,” he asked him to move out of the way
- Yo daddy so stupid he brought a spoon to the Super Bowl
- Yo daddy so fat when he goes camping the bears hide THEIR food
- Yo daddy so fat he has to use a boomerang to put on a belt
- Yo daddy so stupid he ordered an LGBT at subway
- Yo daddy so old Moses signed his yearbook
- Yo daddy so fat they changed “one size fits all” to “one size fits most”
- yo daddy so stupid he failed lunch
- Yo daddy so white your family wears sunglasses inside
- Yo daddy so poor his face is on a food stamp
- Yo daddy so poor he chased after a garbage truck with his shopping list
- Yo daddy so poor he eats cereal with a fork to save milk
- Yo daddy so poor he started charging rent to the roaches
- Yo daddy so fat he wore a gray shirt to the zoo they thought the elephants escaped
- Yo daddy so stupid he got fired from a bl0wj0b
- Yo daddy so fat his blood type is Nutella
- Yo daddy so fat he doesn’t need the internet because he’s already worldwide
- Yo daddy so bald I can see what he’s thinking
- Yo daddy so ugly his portraits hang themselves
- Yo daddy so fat he starts the Alphabet with an O. O B C D
- Yo daddy so hairy Animal Planet did a 12 part documentary on him
- Yo daddy so fat, he was on the fence about losing weight- but then the fence broke
- Yo daddy so fat everytime he leaves the house NASA thinks there’s a new solar eclipse
- Yo daddy so fat when he went swimming the water had to wait it’s turn
- Yo daddy so stupid he bought seaweed from his dr-ug dealer
- Yo daddy so ugly he went to a dog show and won first place
- Yo daddy so old he was a waiter at the last supper
- Yo daddy so stupid he asked “what’s the phone number to 911?”
- Yo daddy so stupid he booked a doctor appointment with Dr Dre
- Yo daddy so bald the minions thought he was their new leader
- Yo daddy so stupid he sat on the TV and watched the couch
- Yo daddy so fat he turned a living room into a basement
- Yo daddy so ugly his reflection holds a crucifix
- Yo daddy so poor his cardboard house got repossessed
- Yo daddy so poor that when I grabbed a paper plate from the pantry he said, “hey don’t use the good China!”
- Yo daddy so ugly even Ripley can’t believe it
40 FUNNY YO DADDY JOKES
- Yo daddy so lazy he’s got a remote control for his remote control
- Yo daddy such a bad cook he burned my milkshake
- Yo daddy so ugly I keep a picture of him in my car so it doesn’t get stolen
- Yo daddy so old when he farted dust came out
- Yo daddy so ugly his imaginary friends decided to play with the neighborhood kids
- Yo daddy so fat when he wears boots they turn into flip flops
- Yo daddy so hairy he speaks Chewbaccan
- Yo daddy so hairy Bigfoot takes pictures of him
- Yo daddy so stupid he went to the movies to see “closed during the winter”
- Yo daddy so fat he needs a passport for every time he rolls over
- Yo daddy so stupid he waits for a stop sign to turn green
- Yo daddy so skinny they couldn’t see him when he turned sideways
- Yo daddy so old he has an autographed Bible
- Yo daddy so short even Yoda made jokes about him
- Yo daddy so nasty his cigarettes got cancer
- Yo daddy so boring his book fell asleep
- Yo daddy so ugly everytime he swims there’s another lochness monster sighting
- Yo daddy so lazy he took 4 years to come out your grandma
- Yo daddy so nasty the toilet seat caught an S T D
- Yo daddy so fat when he backs up he beeps
- Yo daddy so stupid he bought tickets to see Xbox Live
- Yo daddy so poor he goes to KFC to lick other peoples’ fingers
- Yo daddy so fat the earth was flat before he was buried
- Yo daddy so ugly he laid on the beach and even the tide wouldn’t take him out
- Yo daddy so fat and stupid the only letters of the alphabet he knows are K.F.C.
- Yo daddy so stupid he studied for a COVID test
- Yo daddy so ugly your grandpa hit him and got arrested for animal abuse
- Yo daddy so fat he farted and caused Hurricane Ian
- Yo daddy so ugly he waited in line for the haunted house and made the kids cry before they even went inside
- Yo daddy so dumb he sold the house to pay the mortgage
- Yo daddy so old his driver’s license has hieroglyphics on it
- Yo daddy so old his mom had to feed him with a slingshot
- Yo daddy so dumb it took him 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes
- Yo daddy so ugly they told him he couldn’t come in the party unless he took off his mask
- Yo daddy got so many teeth missing it looks like his tongue is in jail
- Yo daddy so poor he got 2 TV channels: on and off
- Yo daddy so dumb he went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
30 MEANEST YO DADDY JOKES
- Yo daddy so old he has a separate entrance for black d*ck
- Yo daddy so dark they marked him absent in night school
- Yo daddy so ugly his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory
- Yo daddy so fat they consider him a sacred animal in India
- Yo daddy so disgusting when he gives a B-J it counts as an@l
- Yo daddy so old he got sold when he was browsing the antique store
- Yo daddy so dumb his brain died from loneliness
- Yo daddy so ugly your mom got arrested for be@stiality
- Yo daddy so ugly he’s on the FBI’s LEAST wanted list
- Yo daddy so fat, when he goes outside without a shirt tourists stop and think it’s Mount Rushmore
- Yo daddy so ugly he went to the store and the cigarettes never came back
- Yo daddy so old he used to babysit Yoda.
- Yo daddy so fat when he got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
- Yo daddy so stupid, he put two quarters in his ears and thought he was listening to 50 Cent.
- Yo daddy so fat when he sat on an iPod, he created the iPad!
- Yo daddy so ugly he scared the shit out of the toilet
- Yo daddy so poor I saw him kicking a can down the street so I asked “what are you doing?” He said, “I’m moving.”
- Yo daddy so ugly he makes the onions cry
- Yo daddy teeth so yellow that when he smiles, traffic slows down.
- Yo daddy so stupid he stared at a cup of orange juice for 10 hours because it said “concentrate”
- Yo daddy so stupid he tripped over the wireless internet
- Yo daddy so fat he broke your family tree
- 100.Yo daddy so old he helped write the 10 commandments
- 101.Yo daddy so stupid when they said “order in the court,” he asked for fries and a shake
- 102.Yo daddy so fat when he jumped, astronomers described him as a UFO
- 103.Yo daddy so stupid he yelled in an envelope to send a voicemail
- 104.Yo daddy so ugly when he looks in the mirror it says, “viewer discretion advised”
- 105.Yo daddy so stupid he looked over a glass wall to see what was on the other side
- 106.Yo daddy so dumb he bit his computer because it said Apple
- 107.Yo daddy so old his birth certificate says “expired” on it
- 108.Yo daddy so fat he uses Google Earth to take a selfie
- 109.Yo daddy so lazy he woke up from a coma and went back to sleep
- 110.Yo daddy so stupid when I said, “drinks are on the house,” he went and got a ladder.
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