The 40 Very Best Orphan Jokes

These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.

There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?

Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humour.

Some people are, shall we say, a little bit disturbed, and find odd things funny. No judgement from me if that’s you, of course. After all, I’m the one writing this article.

It’s a collection of my 40 favorite orphan jokes. These are not for everyone. Some might find these jokes a bit too dark and distasteful.

But if you’re still reading, I’m guessing you have a sick sense of humor just like I do.

If that’s the case read on, and enjoy this list of hilariously twisted jokes about orphans.

 

40 Orphan Jokes

 

I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.

 

Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
It’s not like they can tell their parents.

 

Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call Father

 

What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising

 

Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.

 

Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.

 

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents.
Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour.
Judge: But why?
Accused: Because I’m an orphan.

 

Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

 

What does an orphan call a family photo?
A selfie

 

What did the one orphan say to the other orphan?
Get in the Batmobile, Robin.

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Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.

 

What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest?
Father Les.

 

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

 

Why do orphans become criminals?
To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

 

Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.

 

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion?
Me time.

 

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

 

What is an orphan’s least favorite song?
We are Family.

 

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.

 

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie?
Meet the Parents.

 

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music?
House.

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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store?
Home Depot.

 

What’s an orphan’s favorite band?
Foster the People.

 

What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
An orphan.

 

Where do orphan chickens end up?
Foster Farms

 

What beer do orphans drink?
Foster’s.

 

Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.

 

What do you call a fish with no parents?
An orfin

 

Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it’s the only love they get.

 

Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.

 

Why don’t orphans get offended by these jokes?
They don’t hit home.

 

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.

 

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

 

What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.

 

Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.

 

Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.

 

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!!!

 

Orphanage Jokes

What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? 
Let’s us prey.

 

There’s going to be a wild party at the orphanage tonight. …
The parents aren’t home.

 

What’s big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation check to the orphanage.

 

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

 

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

 

I recently became the coach of an orphanage baseball team
Because I hate dealing with parents.

 

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