The 73 Very Best Jokes About Fall

The air’s getting cooler, the leaves have fallen from the trees, the nights are getting longer and the days are getting shorter. Transitioning from summer to autumn can be tough, especially if you’re a sun worshipper!

But the golden season isn’t so bad, and here are some fabulous fall jokes for you to chuckle to while you cuddle up under a blanket with a delicious hot chocolate. 

Enjoy!

70 Autumn Jokes to Get You Through the Fall

- Jokes about fall

What’s James Bond’s favourite hot drink?
Pumpkin spy-ced latte

What’s a monkey’s favourite vegetable?
Zoochini

What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
A har-vest

What do tuna fish love to drink in fall?
Mulled brine

What’s Voltaires favourite dessert?
Candide apples

What’s an octopus’ favourite party?
Oktoberfest

What’s the best cutlery to use at a bonfire party?
Guy forks

What kind of car do Brits drive at fall?
An autumn-atic

Why does humpty dumpty love autumn so much?
Because he had a great fall

How many books do you read at fall?
I usually leaf through a couple of them

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Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?
He let his gourd down

What’s a fires least favourite month?
No-ember

What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?
Sep-timberrrrrr!

Why do you never see deer hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it

Why do deer paint their balls red?
To hide in berry trees

What’s the loudest sound in the forest at autumn?
A squirrel eating berries from the tree

Who are the most religious people on McDonalds?
Chipmunks

Which pigs hide in bushes?
Hedgehogs

What’s a hobbits favourite party ?
A bon-shire party

What’s the best band to listen to in autumn? 
The Spice Girls

How should you hunt wild boar in the fall?
With an autumn-atic rifle

Why was the tree annoyed with the children?
They wouldn’t leaf him alone

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What’s the most dangerous weather?
Brisk fall weather

Why do birds fly south for the fall?
Because it’s quicker than walking

Why did the conker get a sore throat?
Because it was a hoarse chestnut

Why did the apple look down on the carrot?
Because he was a toff-ee apple

What’s Prince’s favourite vegetable?
A little red courgette

Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?
She wanted to branch out

What’s a pumpkins favourite sparkling wine?
Cava

Who’s a ghoul’s favourite artist?
Edvard Monster Munch

What’s a strangler’s favourite soup?
Garrot and coriander

Why did the squirrel change banks?
He was unhappy with his current account

Where does Neil Young put his cornflakes?
On this harvest spoon

What’s the best kind of weather for growing guns and roses?
November rain

Why did the courgette, the pumpkin and the butternut squash get on so well?
They were gourd friends

Knock knock
Whos there?
Aunt
Aunt who
Aunt you glad it’s fall?

Why did the squirrel call the tree a liar?
He couldn’t be-leaf a word he said

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes

What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia?
The Great Barrier Leaf

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field

Who plays James Bond best in an autumn orchard?
Pears Brosnan

Why was nobody scared of the tree?
His bark was worse than his bite

What did the ground say when fall came?
Well that’s a re-leaf

Why do people with vertigo hate autumn?
In case they have a bad fall

What do the leaves say when before they hibernate?
Rake me up when September ends

Why did the Jack-o’-Lantern look after the pie?
They were pump-kin

What do you call a smashed pumpkin?
Squash

What’s the saddest side dish?
Sweet potato cries

What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don’t leaf me this way

Why was the trampoline cold?
She didn’t have a jumper

What do cars eat in the fall?
Chestnuts roasting on an open tire

What do pirates wear at autumn?
Pumpkin patches

What did the gardener do when he accidentally raked up a dead body?
Gasped in disbe-leaf

What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest?
Report it to the leaf of police

Why should you always eat mushrooms in the morning?
It’s the breakfast of champignons

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A woolly jumper

What did the farmer tell the crying apple orchard keeper to do?
Grow a pear

What kind of key can’t open doors?
A tur-key

Why was the autumn vegetable stew so valuable?
It contained 24 carat gourd

What do turkeys eat for dessert?
Peach gobbler

What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poultry-geist

Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October?
They fall for anything

Why is autumn the proudest season?
It’s fall of it

Which pumpkins can swim the best?
The coast gourd

What do short-sighted ghouls wear?
Spooktacles

What’s a ghost’s favourite nursery rhyme?
Little BOO Peep

Why didn’t they let the fat epileptic into the Halloween party?
He didn’t fit

Which emperor do skeletons love the most?
Napoleon Bone-aparte

Why are apples so bad in interrogations?
They always crumble

What’s the devils favourite spice?
Sin-er-man