70 Jokes About Fall

70 Jokes About Fall

The air’s getting cooler, the leaves have fallen from the trees, the nights are getting longer and the days are getting shorter. Transitioning from summer to autumn can be tough, especially if you’re a sun worshipper! 

But the golden season isn’t so bad, and here are some fabulous fall jokes for you to chuckle to while you cuddle up under a blanket with a delicious hot chocolate. 



70 Autumn Jokes to Get You Through the Fall

- Jokes about fall


What’s James Bond’s favourite hot drink?
Pumpkin spy-ced latte


What’s a monkey’s favourite vegetable?


What do farmers wear under their shirt when they’re cold?
A har-vest


What do tuna fish love to drink in fall?
Mulled brine


What’s Voltaires favourite dessert?
Candide apples


What’s an octopus’ favourite party?


What’s the best cutlery to use at a bonfire party?
Guy forks


What kind of car do Brits drive at fall?
An autumn-atic


Why does humpty dumpty love autumn so much?
Because he had a great fall


How many books do you read at fall?
I usually leaf through a couple of them

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Why did the pumpkin lose the boxing match?
He let his gourd down


What’s a fires least favourite month?


What do lumberjacks shout at the start of fall?


Why do you never see deer hiding in trees?
Because they’re really good at it


Why do deer paint their balls red?
To hide in berry trees


What’s the loudest sound in the forest at autumn?
A squirrel eating berries from the tree


Who are the most religious people on McDonalds?


Which pigs hide in bushes?


What’s a hobbits favourite party ?
A bon-shire party


What’s the best band to listen to in autumn? 
The Spice Girls


How should you hunt wild boar in the fall?
With an autumn-atic rifle


Why was the tree annoyed with the children?
They wouldn’t leaf him alone

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What’s the most dangerous weather?
Brisk fall weather


Why do birds fly south for the fall?
Because it’s quicker than walking


Why did the conker get a sore throat?
Because it was a hoarse chestnut


Why did the apple look down on the carrot?
Because he was a toff-ee apple


What’s Prince’s favourite vegetable?
A little red courgette

jokes about fall

Why did the tree decide to start taking art classes?
She wanted to branch out


What’s a pumpkins favourite sparkling wine?


Who’s a ghoul’s favourite artist?
Edvard Monster Munch


What’s a strangler’s favourite soup?
Garrot and coriander


Why did the squirrel change banks?
He was unhappy with his current account


Where does Neil Young put his cornflakes?
On this harvest spoon


What’s the best kind of weather for growing guns and roses?
November rain


Why did the courgette, the pumpkin and the butternut squash get on so well?
They were gourd friends


Knock knock
Whos there?
Aunt who
Aunt you glad it’s fall?


Why did the squirrel call the tree a liar?
He couldn’t be-leaf a word he said


Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
He kept telling acorn-y jokes


What’s the biggest fall phenomenon in Australia?
The Great Barrier Leaf


Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?
He was outstanding in his field


Who plays James Bond best in an autumn orchard?
Pears Brosnan


Why was nobody scared of the tree?
His bark was worse than his bite


What did the ground say when fall came?
Well that’s a re-leaf


Why do people with vertigo hate autumn?
In case they have a bad fall


What do the leaves say when before they hibernate?
Rake me up when September ends


Why did the Jack-o’-Lantern look after the pie?
They were pump-kin


What do you call a smashed pumpkin?


What’s the saddest side dish?
Sweet potato cries


What do trees say when autumn comes?
Don’t leaf me this way


Why was the trampoline cold?
She didn’t have a jumper


What do cars eat in the fall?
Chestnuts roasting on an open tire


What do pirates wear at autumn?
Pumpkin patches


What did the gardener do when he accidentally raked up a dead body?
Gasped in disbe-leaf


What should you do when you witness a crime in the forest?
Report it to the leaf of police


Why should you always eat mushrooms in the morning?
It’s the breakfast of champignons


What do you call a sheep on a trampoline?
A woolly jumper


What did the farmer tell the crying apple orchard keeper to do?
Grow a pear


What kind of key can’t open doors?
A tur-key


Why was the autumn vegetable stew so valuable?
It contained 24 carat gourd


What do turkeys eat for dessert?
Peach gobbler


What do you call the ghost of a chicken?
A poultry-geist


Why’s it so easy to trick a leaf in October?
They fall for anything


Why is autumn the proudest season?
It’s fall of it


Which pumpkins can swim the best?
The coast gourd


What do short-sighted ghouls wear?


What’s a ghost’s favourite nursery rhyme?
Little BOO Peep


Why didn’t they let the fat epileptic into the Halloween party?
He didn’t fit


Which emperor do skeletons love the most?
Napoleon Bone-aparte


Why are apples so bad in interrogations?
They always crumble


What’s the devils favourite spice?

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