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Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes

Add these thanksgiving knock knock jokes to your celebration.

Thanksgiving is the best time of the year, you get to see family, friends and have a large amount of luxurious food, however, this is not always perfect sailing if you are the host. You must be able to entertain the world as well as cooking the best meal everyone has eaten all year. Remember everyone spends a year waiting for this feast. The pressure is on and people are expecting great things. Expectations are high and you need to be prepared.

To help lighten the load, here are 35 Thanksgiving knock-knock jokes that are bound to keep your guests entertained and laughing while you ensure the turkey and trimmings are just right.

These jokes are suitable for the whole family, from the youngest to the eldest, and can be enjoyed throughout the day.

37 Funny Corny Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes 2022

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body want dinner?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any cranberry sauce?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys time to eat, I’m starving.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for the game.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
Tanksgiving

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke over there that Turkey is massive.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turkey says.
Turkey says who?
No, Turkey says gobble gobble.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Glad you are excited about Thanksgiving.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in, I have the potatoes.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help to carve the turkey.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe put the parade on please?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the sink there’s a lot of washing up to do.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce have dessert later we are full.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ice Cream
Ice Cream who?
Ice cream if we don’t win the football.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry its Thanksgiving.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee, I eat too much at Thanksgiving

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Setter
Setter who?
Setter extra place Granny is joining us for dinner this year.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben preparing this dinner all week.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida massive Thanksgiving dinner today.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alfie.
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you don’t have seconds.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pill.
Pill who?
Pill Grim.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aaron.
Aaron who?
Aaron having any gravy with that?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any more trimmings my plate is full.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma expert when it comes to making Thanksgiving dinner.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Esther
Esther who?
Esther anybody who needs another drink?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wilma
Wilma who?
Wil ma be hosting Thanksgiving again this year?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida more than I have ever had before.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Possum
Possum who?
Possum cranberry sauce on my plate please.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Turk.
Turk who?
It’s not Turkwho its Turkey

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey always need to invite _ (insert family member name)

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Tamara
Tamara who?
Tamara we will have lots of leftovers to eat.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Howie
Howie who?
Howie, am I going to eat all this?

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip your plate there is plenty to go round.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and top up your dad’s drink.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you like my Thanksgiving knock knock jokes.

Ziz Brown