Secrets, Sex, and Paranoid Friends… The Paranoia Game

Have you heard of the paranoia game? No? Well, you have now. It is a fun, and even dirty, game that will take your games nights to the next level. 

The best part about the game is the questions get more intense and indulging the longer it goes on. Having a dark sense of humour in this game is a must as well as not being shy to some dirty talk… 

Pre-warning the questions are both funny and dirty – they begin family-friendly, mild and then turn into s*xual themes run throughout.

 

How to play the Paranoia Game

The game is simple. Gather everyone into a seated circle. You will each take in turns to read a question and whisper it to the person to your right. By whisper, we mean quiet whispering. No one else in the circle can hear this question or the game is obsolete. The person to your right must then choose a person in the group who best fits the answer and say their name to the whole group. A coin will then be flipped, heads for the question is revealed, tails for the question is kept anonymous. If kept anonymous the spoken name will then be left with this burning desire to know what is believed about them… 

For example, one question could be, ‘who is most likely to send a nud* picture?’. The game’s intention is to create paranoia amongst the group though, the best part is finding out what your friends truly think of you.

If a friend does not want a question revealed to them, they can skip the reveal (but what fun is that?). 

Follow these categories and questions within to host a funny, daring, and dirty games night. 

Have fun!

8 categories with 25 questions in each

Category 1: Family-friendly 

  1. Most likely to scream their friend’s name in a crowded place?
  2. Most likely to have a reality TV series?
  3. Most likely to marry for money?
  4. Most likely to cry during a film?
  5. Most likely to leave a bad anonymous comment on a YouTube video?
  6. Most likely to spend all day binge-watching a tv series? 
  7. Most likely to have a celebrity crush?
  8. Most likely to get scared during a horror film?
  9. Most likely to be a vlogger?
  10. Most likely to get rich?
  11. Most likely to lose all their money?
  12. Most likely to become a singer?
  13. Most likely to become a social media influencer?
  14. Most likely to pay for followers or likes on social media?
  15. Most likely to become famous?
  16. Most likely to become homeless? 
  17. Most likely to be rude to a friend?
  18. Most likely to elope? 
  19. Most likely to fall in love with their best friend? 
  20. Most likely to steal something? 
  21. Most likely to eat takeaways for every meal? 
  22. Most likely to take photographs of themselves every day?
  23. Most likely to beat someone up? 
  24. Most likely to get beaten up? 
  25. Most likely to get sucker-punched?

 

Category 2: Worst at…

  1. Worst at singing?
  2. Worst at dancing? 
  3. Worst at socialising? 
  4. Worst at taking a joke? 
  5. Worst at cooking? 
  6. Worst at concentrating? 
  7. Worst at replying? 
  8. Worst at being quiet during a film?
  9. Worst at expressing emotions? 
  10. Worst at settling down? 
  11. Worst at saving money?
  12. Worst at making a decision? 
  13. Worst at fashion sense? 
  14. Worst at being funny? 
  15. Worst at being kind? 
  16. Worst at giving advice? 
  17. Worst at being empathetic? 
  18. Worst at being on time? 
  19. Worst at their job at work? 
  20. Worst at getting a joke? 
  21. Worst at driving? 
  22. Worst at sport?
  23. Worst at eating healthy?
  24. Worst at acting mature? 
  25. Worst at having fun?

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Category 3: Mild and funny

  1. Who would become a crazy cat woman?
  2. Who would become a shopaholic? 
  3. Who would become a stripper?
  4. Most likely to get fired?
  5. Who would lick the ear of the person to their right?
  6. Who would run a lap outside nak*d?
  7. Who would make animal noises in public?
  8. Who would stalk their ex?
  9. Who would have a sugar daddy/mummy?
  10. Who would work out and go to work without showering?
  11. Who would create fake profiles to stalk people?
  12. Who would lie about their age? 
  13. Most likely to go to prison for life?
  14. Most likely to lie to their friend?
  15. Who would host the best party?
  16. Who would be the most daring in a game?
  17. Who would send nud*s to someone in the group?
  18. Who would purposely wear revealing clothing?
  19. Who would sleep with someone to make themselves feel better?
  20. Who would flirt their way out of a problem?
  21. Who would quit their day job to be a WAG?
  22. Who would go and have a party island season abroad? 
  23. Who would do 10 shots of alcohol in a row?
  24. Who is the funniest in the group?
  25. Who is the dirtiest in the group?

 

Category 4: Job edition

  1. Most likely to become a phone s*x operator? 
  2. Most likely to sleep with the defence lawyer to win a case?
  3. Most likely to set up a feet picture business? 
  4. Most likely to fancy a fireman?
  5. Most likely to be rude to a policeman?
  6. Most likely to have a doctor-patient s*xual fantasy? 
  7. Most likely to lie to a policeman?
  8. Most likely to run a fashion brand? 
  9. Most likely to become a psychologist when they need one themselves? 
  10. Most likely to get offered a job for how they look?
  11. Most likely to have the most careers? 
  12. Most likely to sleep with a librarian in a library? 
  13. Most likely to marry someone famous?
  14. Most likely to sleep with a footballer?
  15. Most likely to get turned on by a man/woman in uniform? 
  16. Most likely to join the army?
  17. Most likely to desire a teacher-student s*xual fantasy?
  18. Most likely to be a woman earning more than their male partner?
  19. Most likely to get caught sleeping with someone at work?
  20. Most likely to fall in love with their boss?
  21. Most likely to choose work over love?
  22. Most likely to get rich but die young?
  23. Most likely to work their way up from the bottom of a company to CEO?
  24. Most likely to get drunk whilst on the job?
  25. Most likely to be a playboy bunny?

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Category 5: Your teenage years & first to’s… 

  1. Who was the first to lose their virginity? 
  2. Who was the first to get drunk?
  3. Who was the first to smoke weed? 
  4. Who was the first to send nud*s? 
  5. Who was the first to have a girlfriend/boyfriend? 
  6. Who was the first to have their heartbroken?
  7. Who was the first to get in trouble at school?
  8. Who got in trouble the most with their parents?
  9. Who would lie the most to their parents? 
  10. Who would jump friendship groups?
  11. Who would jump from boyfriend to boyfriend? (or girlfriend) 
  12. Who had the best school grades?
  13. Who wasted their school potential? 
  14. Who used their school potential? 
  15. Who was the first to have s*x outside? 
  16. Who was the first to kiss more than one person in a night? 
  17. Who failed their driving test?
  18. Who was the first to give oral pleasure? 
  19. Who was the friskiest in school?
  20. Who got all the female or male attention in school?
  21. Who was the most daring in school?
  22. Who still acts like they are in school?
  23. Who was the first to string two people along at once?
  24. Who was the first to have a one-night stand? 
  25. Who was the first to kiss their friend’s partner?

 

Category 6: Spice it up… 

  1. Most likely to get drunk and have a one-night stand? 
  2. Mostly likely to get drunk and have a nip slip?
  3. Most likely to walk past a Sunday church service during the walk of shame?
  4. Most likely to sleep with their ex?
  5. Most likely to cheat on their partner?
  6. Most likely to go skinny dipping?
  7. Most likely to be hit on?
  8. Most likely to become addicted to s*x?
  9. Most likely to pay a prostitute for s*x?
  10. Most likely to get pregnant?
  11. Most likely to pick video games over s*x?
  12. Most likely to get punched in the face?
  13. Most likely to fall in love with their friends with benefits? 
  14. Most likely to wee themselves in public?
  15. Most likely to have a crush on their boss?
  16. Most likely to become a p*rn star?
  17. Most likely to have a 3 sum?
  18. Most likely to be heard by a family having s*x?
  19. Most likely to own a brothel?
  20. Most likely to fall for their best friends’ partner?
  21. Most likely to send nud*s?
  22. Most likely to go to a nudist beach and strip off?
  23. Most likely to fart during s*x?
  24. Most likely to get arrested?
  25. Most likely to have s*xual relations to get a promotion at work?

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Category 7: Fetishes…

  1. Who would have the weirdest fetish in the group?
  2. Who would have a foot fetish?
  3. Who would have an armpit fetish?
  4. Who would have a hair fetish?
  5. Who would have a food fetish?
  6. Who would have a fetish for a partner 30 + year senior to them?
  7. Who would have a fetish for themselves?
  8. Who would have a fetish for faeces?
  9. Who would have a fetish for recording s*xual intercourse?
  10. Who would have an ear fetish?
  11. Who would have a fetish for being tickled?
  12. Who would have a fetish for being spanked during s*x?
  13. Who would have a fetish for bee/wasp stings?
  14. Who would have a pain fetish?
  15. Who would have a fetish for be urinated on?
  16. Who would have a fetish for dolls/mannequins?
  17. Who would have a fetish for role play?
  18. Who would have a fetish for being bitten?
  19. Who would have a fetish for their fingers/toes being sucked?
  20. Who would have a fetish for licking eyeballs?
  21. Who would have a fetish for human sweat?
  22. Who would have a small penis fetish?
  23. Who would have a fingernail fetish?
  24. Who would have a fetish for senior women?
  25. Who would have a fetish for tv characters?

Last and most daring

 

Category 8: S*x and Dr#gs

  1. Who would sleep with most people in their lifetime?
  2. Who would have s*x with someone to get something they want? 
  3. Who would smoke weed?
  4. Who would buy class A dr#gs?
  5. Who would couple swing?
  6. Who would sleep with multiple people in one night?
  7. Who would strip the person to their left?
  8. Who would have s*x with the person to their right?
  9. Who would have s*x with someone of the same s*x?
  10. Who would try the largest variety of dr#gs?
  11. Who would give multiple blow jobs in one night?
  12. Who would try to give themselves a blow job?
  13. Who would pleasure themselves the most?
  14. Who would sell dr#gs?
  15. Who would be a taker and not a giver?
  16. Who would do an*l?
  17. Who would pick dare not truth in truth or dare?
  18. Who would pick illegal dr#gs over alcohol?
  19. Who would become an alcoholic?
  20. Who would have s*x with everyone in the room?
  21. Who would pick s*x over alcohol?
  22. Who would give up s*x for food?
  23. Who would get into BDSM?
  24. Who would rather have s*x outside?
  25. Who would stay a virgin for the rest of their life?